Please note, hookers and blow are not an option due to finances.
May 25th, 2008
Please note, hookers and blow are not an option due to finances.
What do you miss?
Are you a hermit?
In which of the following places have you cried? (excluding when you were a kid)
What do you do when you realize your oldest friend is a lying ho-bag?
So, I ask you, TQC, what did he do? Did he weenie wag? Steal something? Poop in their backyard? I want theories! Serious or not. The falling down pants part gets me- apparently he was having trouble running and at one point my husband saw the full monty. He is still not quite recovered.
IT'S A BUTT POST. POST YR (or a) BUTT.
nevermind. i guess my own computer didn't like my butt. aw.
How do I let my SO know that it's time to go have sex without making his friend feel awkward?
How many books do you have?
How are they arranged? (By author, title, size, genre, etc)
also, do you liked carrots cooked and raw?
What is your favorite cheapo meal to cook?
What about people and the world?
After a couple of days of heavy thinking, some hands on research, and some open discussion with a few friends, I'm still at a loss of how to describe how a boob actually feels....or how to liken them to something, idk. So TQC, I ask you:
What would you liken the feel of a real boob to? A fake boob?
The closest thing I got to was one of those Slippery Water toys kids play with: here.
I just got home from seeing The Adicts.
Edit: What about schools?
Will you share a true ghost story? It doesn't have to be first hand.
2.) What actors or actresses can make you see a movie just because they're in it?
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Does your SO have any crazy exes? Do you?
They make the most realistic Real Sex doll ever, and it's given to you. It's in your image. It looks just like you, literally. For $50, would you have sex with it?
One day, you come home and find your SO having sex with your ultrarealistic Real Sex doll. Sure, it's only rubber (or something) and isn't alive, but your SO is banging it in a sexual position he/she's never done with you. Are you jealous and feel threatened by your own doll?
Obviously, this Real Sex doll is only trouble. You want to get rid of it, when that creepy, perverted neighbor down the block/hallway knocks on your door. "Can I buy your Real Sex doll off you? I'll give you $1,500 for it". That may be a good amount of money, but when you think about it, this neighbor will probably be doing all sorts of disgusting, immoral, unspeakably sex acts with it, and the thing looks exactly like you, so, he'll be banging your clone, sticking it in every orifice available. Are you ok with that? Do you make the sale?
what would YOU do, TQC?
ETA: i wrote the letter and that made me feel awesome, which means there's no way in hell i'm sending it.
thanks for the advice!
Do you cook liver in your own home? How?
Do you fold fitted sheets? HOW?
Ace would punch Rose right in her big-mouthed freak face, y/y?
How old were you when you were first given the sex talk?
What did they say?
Did anything in that talk have any bearing on when/whether you eventually became sexually active?
Me, the closest I ever got to that talk was watching a porno when I was 7 and walked in on my dad and his friends MST3K'ing it (all hands were visible, nothing naughty going on in the shadows). I was raised by my grandparents and then lived with the Mormon aunt and her family, we didn't talk about things like that (actually, we don't talk about anything, really, but thats irrelevant to this). I didn't even get the "Wait until you're married" talk. (I did, however, get the "if you come home knocked up, you're out" talk)
I didn't start having sex until I was 20, didn't even kiss anyone until I was 19 (my first boyfriend).. thought it was a big deal holding hands when I was 17/18... and was shocked to the point that I stopped speaking to a guy in high school cause he tried to get me to give him a handjob in the auditorium during some kind of assembly. For all the early repression, I'm not very sexually open and comfortable.. partly because I spent so long ignoring and avoiding the topic.
**ETA*** That was actually meant to say "Now very sexually open and comfortable" but I figure the typo says a lot... it did take me years to get to that point, lol
When a person doesn't choose a brother or sister, what are some of the reasons (besides not having siblings)?
I'm about to either ruin my entire life, or change it for the better and I need a little perspective
Jerry Falwell has died.
Is the world a little cleaner now?
Who still needs to die and rot for all eternity?
Edit: Ok, old news. I'm dead this morning.
So, what's the best news you've heard all week?
There seems to be an unspoken consensus that warm, sunny weather is beautiful. But I much prefer the fog, or those rare occasions where there is lightning in a snow storm. What kind of weather do you find to be beautiful?
What are your thoughts towards people who refuse to train thier cats and dogs?
What problems does your town/city have? Do these problems effect you?
How important is spelling and grammar to you? If it is important how do you feel when people do not share this value to the degree that you do?
Where the hell are my keys? Do you want to help me look?
I also want to retire this icon for another. What should my new icon be?
What do you think about that kangaroo cull that was on a military base where they killed around 400 kangaroos, because there were way too many of them in a small space and they were eating all the vegetation? People overseas were protesting it for months, and they finally did it the other day.
Personally I think that people overseas think that kangaroos are so cute they're practically sacred. The number of times I've heard people who aren't Australian express horror that anything that cute could be *eaten* (kangaroo steak anyone?)... it's no wonder they can't deal with what seems to me, to be a necessary cull in a small area. It's sad that it has to be done, but... what else can you do? I'm worried though that this is yet another image of Australians being heartless bastards, from people who just don't get it. Unless they're vegetarians and don't like any animals being killed. But I think most people protesting it just think it's heartless because they're kangaroos.
Question 2. If someone was a BMI of 24.5, would you still consider them to be overweight?
Question 3. If you are a BMI of 24.5, how do you deal with the conflicting messages there?
Do you like quiche? I have one in the oven and it smells really good.
Also, how old were you when you got your first car?
I just got mine at 20.
The art museum's having a robot exhibit, if that makes any difference.
Mine in comments.
If a guy you liked texted a you a picture of his wang, what would your initial reaction be?
Okay I'll go! In order:
1. Singin' in the Rain
2. Fiddler on the Roof
4. RENT, but not the movie version, ewe.
5. Crazy for You
Okay... What is your favorite musical?
I am sitting here naked (with a towel on my head), eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios.
Why the sudden change?
What color are the walls in the room you're in now?
How many of you think this is amusing? (eta: i do, btw!)
How many of you are insulted? (Don't worry; you'd never say you were insulted, but we'll figure it out from your comment anyway!)
Why do my coworkers at the other end of the operations center, 150 feet away, insist on shouting that they're transferring a call to me, instead of IMing me or simply transferring the call?
Why are Oreos so damn tasty?
How do you like your popcorn?
Do you think you're attractive?
support your answers.
So, last night, my boyfriend, my roommate, and her boyfriend all got REALLY drunk last night. I have not gotten that smashed in so long.
So...my roommate has a really sensitive stomach, and she drank a bottle of champagne and had three shots of vodka in, like, an hour. Not long after that, she was curled up on the floor of our living room.
Meanwhile, my roommate's boyfriend was four-fifths of the way through a bottle of Jaeger -- and the guy was SO GONE. He's usually really quiet and shy. Seriously, sometimes when I say hi to him, he just kind of looks away and mutters something. But he would not shut up last night. He kept trying to cuddle with my roommate on the floor, but she kept snapping at him that she felt sick and to leave her alone.
Yeah. OK. Needless to say, it was VERY awkward. And I'm not...I don't know what to do. I mean...what the hell was that all about, TQC? I'm not really sure what to do here. I don't know if I should tell my boyfriend or my roommate about any of this. My boyfriend isn't really the jealous type, but then again, I don't usually have guys falling all over me. My roommate is, however, the jealous type, so...I don't want her getting pissed off at me or her boyfriend over this. Plus, her boyfriend is over here all the time, so, I mean...what do I say to him? Should I just stay quiet and pretend this never happened?
Mine's trashy chick flicks. :[ I saw Bring It On last night and it was awesome.
Should I expect drain like a faucet? Pharmacist says, "no" and 2 people have told me I'll blow through a box of tissue in an hour.
So please participate.
What do you think is the strangest tradition?
Yeah, we love pictures.
Mine in comments.
How does the fastrak lane work?
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What is the last childhood-raping/Rule 34 thing you saw on the Internets?
What was the worst??
what's your favorite kind of pie?
The Alibi Room, New Farm in general..
What are some funny suburb names in your city?
Sodomite, Sodamight, or Sodamite?
you know how people respond to comments with 'this' instead of 'iawtc'? my husband said it was weird, but i like it because 'this' is easier to type that 'iawtc' - he didn't believe that it was easier to type. why do you use 'this' instead of 'iawtc'?
On a related note, does anyone else here find that they can form fantastic stories in their head, but cannot for the life of them get them out and onto paper (or a computer)?
2. Does a K-Mart "lose prevention detective" sound like a fun job? Or would just be frisking gross people who look suspicious?
3. How often do you shoplift/steal?
IS my dad going to call me? D:
A friend is driving ~20 hours to meet me today. We've been talking online for a little over 2 years.
(I SAY HAWKING BECAUSE THEM SMARTS IS THE CLOSEST THING I KNOW TO SCHEXY.)
ps, photogfrog :D assume reeve is still alive.
2. did you go shopping this memorial day weekend/will you? if so, what did you buy/what are you going to buy?
3. your hero/role model?
4. favorite home made meal?
5. ugliest piece of clothing you've ever seen? (pics?)
The thing is that I spent five years after high school taking care of my grandmother. This isn't a traditional job and I have no idea how it cite it on my resume. Caretaker? Personal assistant seems to be a bit of a stretch. The job that I'm interested in is in Marketing, too- so it doesn’t really have anything to do with anything I’ve done. I feel as though I HAVE to put it down, because aside from that my only other experience is short term work in an office at my old school and as a nanny last summer.
Do you think Kathy Griffin's standup is hilarious?
You're 7 months pregnant. Still working as a waitress. Full time.
You have no family to go to.. no friends.. You live with your boyfriend and his family.
And then one day you have his phone on you when you get a txt.. when you read it you get the feeling he is cheating. So you look at some of the other texts and lo and behold he's flirting thru txts with his little cousins best friend. (who is also underage).
What to do, what to do??
Confront him? Ignore it?
Hmm I have to admit I felt sick to my stomach at first. And then I just laughed it off.
Now I just need a clever way to 'confront' him about it.
I was thinking about tieing him up and making him think were about to do something really naughty in bed. And then taking his cell phone and calling this girl, giving him the phone and just walking out on him. And leaving him for good.
Can anyone come up with anything else?
=) Please just make me laugh!!
Edit: Do you consider this cheating? I do. =/ I know its just txting. I know he hasnt messed with her. But the txt mentioned something about 'will you give me a kiss?' and thats just sick enough.
I'm a bit wary about getting rid of our landline, though. If something goes wrong with our cell phone (gets lost, stolen, etc...), it'll be a regular pain to get it replaced in a timely manner and have everybody know our new number. I say we find another internet provider that's just as fast and go from there, keeping our landline so we're still in the phone book (and will be somebody!).
What would you guys do? Are landline phones overrated? Am I being paranoid?
*I'll need good internet service soon, as I'm returning to college very soon to major in e-commerce. Although I can use the computers on the college campus until we can afford all the services he thinks we need.
Every now and then I'll pop in on the community page, read all the questions, and move back 20 entries. Repeat. I'll check it about 2-3 times a day (I am a bored uni student).
If you check TQC the way I do, how many entries back will you go (there are 20 per page)?
What should I mix in with the meat, besides garlic? I want to add something to up the moisture of the burgers.
They will be grilled.
What should I make on the side? French fries is a bit overdone.
In my family, when someone dies, they always put things in the coffin (at the wake) that the person liked. When my gram died, we put in playing cards. My aunt just passed away, and we're debating what we should put in there. Ideas have been: can of Coke, a canning jar, and knitting needles.
Does your family do this, or are we just extra crazy?
What's your favourite community that you check everyday? Either stupidpetowners or mylife_onceaday
What's the sweetest thing someone's done for you in the last week? My SO took a whole afternoon off revising for his exam on monday to drive me to the emergency dentist and back.
Do you think this could happen?
If it DID lay eggs there, would a good scrub with soap and water do the trick, or does it need a more intense cleansing?
I was going to ask what karaoke song you like to sing but found this question, but I don't recognize any of the users. I guess if you weren't around then, could you tell me what you like to sing for karaoke? If you were around, has your list changed?
Do your preferences change depending on whether or not you're taking a nap or if you're going to bed for the night? How?
Is there anything funnier than the laughing shark? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3cv-QP3tg
can i drink them or will they poison me? i'm not too worried about taste.
Edit: we are making some kind of crack juice w my nasty champagne, vodka, sprite, and fruit punch. oye.
Who (TQC members, mind you, for all you losers that'd be all "my SO, tee hee!") would you bang for free?
So my bananas are pretty ripe. When I go to peel them and mash them up for the batter, should I only use good parts of the banana, or is it also okay to include brown spots (you know, that mushy brownish part that most people avoid eating)?
Also, do you like banana bread with or without nuts? I personally like it without nuts since I don't like anything but peanuts and cashews.
What was it?
does anyone know what the problem could be, or how to fix this?
or something else?
Does space stuff get you all wiggly inside like me?
What have you done lately that you are proud of?
I also just removed a blister that formed under a callus while running, it stings a tonne.
What stupid thing have you done lately?
Mine was interesting. I saw someone get arrested for the first time and I saw two fights at the bar I was at. That was interesting because this bar I was at doesn't strike me as a fighting type. Everyone said that they were shocked that there were fights there. It is a dueling piano bar and it just doesnt' seem like a fighting place.
Why is it that I only get bills or junk mail? I miss getting fun mail... :(
Also, my toes are freakishly hilarious in that the four little ones curl under some. My parents used to joke that I had monkey feet. I'm not really worried about it, but I was wondering if anybody else had something weird like this about their feet?
It makes me WANT TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS, AND SAY "GRR" A LOT.
TQC, HOW DO YOU GET RID OF YOUR CAPS LOCK RAGE?
Would it be a bad idea to transport a sun conure? (From San Francisco to Sacramento. 2 hours drive.)
Any tips on sun conures?
What was the last good thing to happen to you?
All the recipes I find keep saying to add powdered mustard.
Do you have a good recipe for baked macaroni and cheese?
Why would you add powdered mustard to macaroni and cheese?
Did you take any materials home with you?
Seriously, what's up with that?
Do you think their behavior is bullshit?
Or am I being overly sensitive?
b). I ALSO have the option of interning at a small advertising/media company in NYC. I wouldn't get paid and will have to pay for my own food and housing.
I'm unsure of which offer to take. I want to take the one that will benefit me more in the long run, but since I don't know exactly what I want to do in the future, I'm having a tougher time deciding. I'm contemplating careers in college admissions consulting and/or marketing/advertising (but I'm leaning more towards the latter), so I ultimately could benefit from both. But if I take A, and decide on a career in marketing, I don't think it'll really help me.
If you were me, what would you do?
Also, I graduated from high school last year so I never took the test then. I'm still able to take the test at my old high school [or any other high school testing area] right? Do you have to be in high school to take the test in one? Sorry I know I must sound clueless but I haven't really thought about going to a four year college until recently and I know little to nothing about the addmissions process. :/ I was never in any extra activities in high school and my GPA was average so I am hoping that if I get a high enough test score they will still accept me...
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? What's your favorite thing to order?
Take-out: Chipotle (om nom nom me loves some steak burrito! )
Sit-down: Carraba's (om nom nom chicken gratella with asparagus!)
if not, what are you going to do?
*THIS IS A USA CENTRIC QUESTION, SRY
Can you post your favourite macros? Anything goes!
2. Who is the most annoying celebrity?
3. What hurts on you right now?
2. Have you ever fought with someone in a store over an item? If so will you expand? :D
3. 19" regular monitor to 24" widescreen - much of an upgrade do you think, considering the measurement is diagonal?
4. What should I watch tonight when I get home? Some Deadwood, Star Trek First Contact or Arrested Development on hulu?
Serious and non-serious answers are both welcome, but I really want to know.
EW: Do you ever worry that there can only be so much happiness in the universe, and that every time you smile, a unicorn gets punched in the face?
RR: I would smile all day long, every day, if it guaranteed a unicorn getting punched in the face. I find them really annoying.
Why is Rachael such a dumb fuck?
How did that work out for you?
a. your ex's new significant other
b. your current significant others' exes?
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So, TQC, what should I wear with it?
Shoe, jewelry, and any other recommendations would be fantastic. :D
But, I can't wear very high heels with it, since I'm going to be walking across a muddy-ish field. D:
Edit: I just realized this question might seem funny, since I have to wear a cap and gown, but I'm having a party afterward so yeah. :D
Edit 2: The color is off-white/cream
What's your best gym/exercise messup?
Mine was this one time when I was listening to music and running... I got so into it that I accidentally punched the emergency stop button on the treadmill and almost fell off.
- Cry like a baby
- Sleep with the light on
- Laugh your ass off?
Is Casablanca (the movie) any good?
so if your friends find you wandering the streets trying to eat brains, what would you hope they'd do? Kill you? Just leave you wandering the streets? Would you be willing to be taken to a government facility, where they're searching for a cure, or maybe just chained up in the garage eating rats?
2. What do you think of white people with dreadlocks?
3. Are there any celebrities whom you particularly respect? Who and why?
4. If you've lived abroad, what did you most miss about home while you were there?
5. Does anyone else not like Mel Brooks movies? I only like The Producers, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein -- the ones with Gene Wilder in them. I think his others are kind of stupid.
Are you for or against euthanasia?
I don't know much about them tho I've been reading about them online a bit tonight. Either way, I just want to hear personal experience.
Thats an interesting site.
Anyways, have you ever taken these little bastards? If so, tell me about, and if you have do you recommend taking 100mg or breaking them and taking 50mg at a time.
what do you do to make your awkwardly-white new sneaker-type shoes not so awkwardly-new-white for wearing in public? should i go roll in the mud or something?
2. What is something big that you know you can accomplish but choose to ignore?
3. Do you think I would ever find a best friend?
What can I add to crackers and goat cheese to make it even better?
Can your lips get sunburned? I know they have chapstick with SPF in it, but does it really prevent anything?
Who is/was your least favourite teacher? Why?
Do you think that there are any good movies that more or less accurately portray the life of teachers?
Let's talk about lasagna.
Meat or veggie?
Red sauce or white sauce?
Extra sauce or extra cheese?
Best place on the internet to buy sex toys?
...... No kidding.
So, I have the animated Lord of the Rings movie....
And it is terrible. I'm embarrassed to be watching it!
Tell me, TQC, How much do I have to drink before it stops being made of fail?
i said sure i'd go to their appointment, but when i found out the job would be going to people's houses and selling cutlery, i realized i would never want to do that.
and i don't want to wake up at 8 a.m. to go to some stupid presentation if i don't want to sell cutlery ever.
so skip the presentation? yes or no?
and if you didn't want to read any of that:
where do you work? do you like it? how long have you worked there and will you be continuing to work there?