||[May. 23rd, 2008|04:48 pm]
The Question Club
You are a male country star, with several multi-platinum hits including "Liberal is a Four-Letter Word" and "A Black Eye Is A Kiss From God". Apparently no one has realized that your songs aren't meant to be taken seriously, as you seem to encounter many women with black eyes telling you how much their husband loves your music and how you wish you could write something about not hitting women. You, of course, laugh at this and tell her that the song isn't serious to begin with, and she should leave that guy before he listens to your OTHER song--"Burn The Gays Down" and takes it out on her brother (from another mother).|
One day, while you're walking the street in some city that you hope will not recognize you without your cowboy hat, you are chloroformed and thrown into a van filled by what you assume to be a collection of dangerous women who seem to be armed with sharp blades that may or may not be pointed at your groin depending how you answer their questions. They are surprised to learn that your music is parody, though they wish you would make that a point ("It would the ruin humor of it." you say). They let you loose back into the world, and you hunt down your friends Rex and Ted, who happen to know some people, who know some people, who would be more than willing to do a favor for their favorite singer/songwriter with a geetar.
So, will you:
1 - Have the people kill the angry women who attacked your groin with knives and guns and giant dildos?
2 - Use Dark Charizard?
3 - Double-click the power cord?
4 - Hold a huge press conference, and out all of the women as terrorist lesbian nazis who want to set children on fire and eat their charred remains so that they will surely be killed by a mob of your fans?
5 - Hire an attorney and sue the pants, shirt, and other clothes, off of the lesbian nazi terrorist women and take pictures of them engaged in less-than-moral positions for the Internet?
6 - Simply forget about the entire thing and go about business as normal?
7 - Write a song about it titled "Lesbian Nazi And Her Posse"?