Probably been asked 1,000,000,000 times so I apologize preemptively for fail.
Probably been asked 1,000,000,000 times so I apologize preemptively for fail.
2. If you are female with a male partner, does he actually like you in lingerie? Or is lingerie just one of those cliche things that it seems like guys should like but none of them actually care for?
3. Do you know where this bear is from and if I can find one in a panda suit?
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Meeting my best friend Kristen. I was thinking about it and realized that we met because we ended up living on the same hall freshman year at a huge university... pure dumb luck. Today I cannot, cannot imagine my life without her
Did you write crappy poetry in middle school?
Will you post your crappiest poem on here?
For every poem you post I will comment with a
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This means I'm famous, RIGHT? Please tell me I'm famous.
I'm going to a strip club for the first time this weekend. (female strippers) Any etiquette I should know? Would they do lapdances for me, considering I'm a woman, as long as I pay?
Is fandom an important issue for you in regards to your LJ life?
Do you ever share yours with anyone?
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How much notice would you have to give to move out?
Ever skipped out on paying the rent?
How long would you give a landlord to contact you if you have left repeated messages for him?
Have you ever picked up a hitch hiker?
If no, do you know anyone who has hitch hiked or picked up a hitch hiker?
Any hitch hiker stories?
And for everyone else: what color are the shoes you wore today?
What do you need a kick in the ass for?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much more enriched is your life after seeing this youtube?
After viewing the video, my strongest reaction is ______
This clip will end up _____
Edit: I seriously love this video. It's probably the most awful hairball the internet has coughed up in a good while. It's so ridiculously terrible that it becomes a thing of affection for me.
Now she's standing there in her underwear holding a bottle of liquor.
Goddamn she is an annoying drunk. Hopefully she will pass out soon. I am done.
If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
Where did you go for your first overseas trip?
Have you been to the Dominican?
Anything you want to advise me of, regarding the Dominican or riding a plane for the first time?
Let's say you have a "crush" on your good guy friend, and he knows about it. You guys have talked and decided to let each day go by and see what happens.
The thing is, he's not over his ex. Since his ex knows he still loves her, she is totally taking advantage of him because of that. Asking him to drive her and her friends around and picking or dropping them off She has also, taken his sweat shirt, gave her sweat shirt to him, and says he can keep it while he's down at the beach with you and your friends!!
Not only that, but some days when you 2 hang out, he's either very distant, or he's all lovey dovey. (He cuddles with you, but no kissing yet!) Plus when he is distant, he brings up his ex a lot.
What do you do??
Sorry it's one of these questions, but I need some kind of advice.
2. rebel or imperial?
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Serious and nonserious answers welcome. Hoping for more nonserious ones.
Please be more creative than just saying fight to the death.
What would be some good online stores to check out? Any specific food I should send him? I only know of Etsy.
I've also got $15 to spend, so obvs I can't send him anything really nice.
Would you eat haggis?
Would you specifically pick out the veins in Spam and eat them if I paid you a couple of bucks?
Thank you for your time.
Any funny stories about actually snapping at a coworker?
I was five or six, in the 1st grade.
just got into work and already daydreaming about the long holiday weekend.
any awesome plans?
Can you post a picture please?
What was the process like?
Indiana Jones and Iron-Man are playing at the drive-in in a double feature, and it's only $7 per adult for it. Plus, it's the drive-in!
What do you do when you have no plans on a Friday night and not a whole lot of money?
I could always put some in a smaller container. Just curious about what you've all done.
2) I'm also hungry. Can I share your food? What are we having?
3) On a scale of 1-10, how wonderful is coffee?
What's your name?
For me, it's Codebreaker puzzles
TQC, where is he taking me?
Thing is, I really don't want to go. I just can't be bothered with a relationship at the moment.
I have an excuse in the form of an ill brother, but it's possible I might enjoy myself once I get there.
Help TQC, do I go (I have to pick out of a crappy choice of lunch places) or use the ill brother card?
Screw it, i'm going.
In mainstream american culture? optimistic,outgoing, with no deep feelings.
2)How do you match up?
I'm the opposite.
2. Should I take off my nail polish before my pedicure?
3. What topic do you rely on to get you through conversations with people you don't know very well yet?
4. What do you seem to always forget when packing for a long trip?
The point is starting next week I get a month off! What would a home schooled 17 year old girl do with a month of moderately free time?
I was wondering if Puerto Rico is considered a domestic flight within the US (ie: you don't need a passport to fly there from, say, NY)
We don't have passports so we usually drive over the border to Buffalo and then fly within the US, and we're interested in going to Puerto Rico.
If it's not, or you don't care, can you suggest somewhere we could go in the US (except Las Vegas, NYC and anywhere in the south, because we've already been)?
2. I have pneumonia in my left lung, an inner ear infection in my left ear, strep throat and quite possibly pink eye. Why does my body hate me?
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Do you worry about the germs that are STILL THERE EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS CLEAN, the way the commercials want you to?
How many cat celebrities can you think of? Should I say cat celebrities or celebrity cats?
I'm at a lost.
What should I ask him?
2. what do you do in your spare time? what do you do for fun?
3. what has been the highlight for you for the past 7 days?
What about love?
TQC, if you were an appliance, what would you be? And why?
I'd be the dishwasher. Because, well, we don't have one so I am the dishwasher.
Right now he's looking at a Kodak 8 megapixel slim digital camera with 3X optical zoom.
I've always been a Canon girl myself :P Any suggestions?
or, if not, soy candles in general?
I've heard they're really nice but I thought I'd try and get some thoughts on them
What was the last thing you quit?
Do you get a full night's sleep more often than not? What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up?
Did they have to take x-rays?
Were they able to help?
If not whats for dinner?
1. Do you love wearing clothes that are warm from being fresh from the dryer?
2. Anyone else playing AOC? Do you think it is going to be another disaster like Vanguard?
3. Would any of you like to motivate me to get up and cook lunch and do homework?
4. Is is possible to save a plant that is dying of root rot? Its really bad. I've never seen it turn that shade of green before. It is making me sad.
5. To everyone else who doesn't want to bother with the first set of questions- what is your favorite kind of cookie?
2. Do you know any Spells? If you do, will you share?
How did your partner/you handle it?
I should watch Firefly for most of the day, y/y?
Yay Captain Tight-pants.
a) feel that we'd be better off as nomadic hunter-gatherers
have you ever killed, gutted, and skinned an animal?
If you agree with a, but don't eat meat, how do you plan on getting your protein given your current geographic location?
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It was the second half of my SENIOR year in High School (I was 18) and by then I would have to assume most of us had been having sex for at least some extended period of time
Do you keep your hoes in check? Even if they're in different area codes?
ETA: What is your favorite Blink-182 song?
And What should I have for lunch?
How can I haggle with people without coming off as an asshole?
2. what did you eat for lunch?
3. have you seen the indiana jones movie? (i have & i hated the ending, but shia laboeuf was surprisingly better than i thought he would be!)
4. favorite lj icon? (post with it!)
5. show me a piece of clothing you really want right now?
What should I do?
What shoukd I eat?
I have next-to-no gas in my car, and next-to-no money to fix that problem at the moment.
My husband and I have a million places that we are expected to go this weekend.
Is "sorry, but gas is too expensive" an okay excuse to give my best friend for not going to her brother's party? I know she will understand, but I don't want to sound totally lame...
Is it acceptable if we DON'T bring a gift to my grandma's party or my cousin's open house? With gas hitting $4.19/gallon here yesterday afternoon, we SERIOUSLY cannot afford anything more than a card and a nice, hand-written letter.
Would this be completely tacky, or would it be understandable from a young, married couple who are in the midst of buying a house (all of our funds are tied up in house-stuff at the moment and everybody knows it)?
My father-in-law's birthday is next Tuesday. My sister-in-law called us up yesterday and told us what she is expecting us to get her father for his birthday, and it is AT LEAST a $35 expense. We were only planning to send him a card, and then get him something nice for Father's Day in a couple of weeks. How do I go about telling my sister-in-law to fuck off and that I don't have the kind of money to participate in her elaborate plans for her father's birthday?
And then last night, we went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner. Again, weird dreams (not as weird as the Tilt-a-Whirl one, though) and I again woke up super queasy.
So tell me, am I pregnant? How many babies are in there? And which one of you impregnated me on the Tilt-a-Whirl?! (And if I'm not pregnant, seriously, WTF is up with being so queasy for the last two days?)
Speaking of Tilt-a-Whirl, do you even like that ride? Or even better, what is your FAVORITE carnival ride? I used to like the Gravitron one, but then my boobs got big and they choked me and it was all bad. :(
What do you WISH you could speak?
What kind of drunk are you?
In some improbable situation, the majority of TQC shows up at a community convention in Las Vegas for one weekend. What activities do you think you'll get into these 2 nights?
The question: was Kid being intentionally satirical by combining Zevon (look up the lyrics to "Play It All Night Long") with Skynyrd, or is he simply an ignorant fool who thought "Hey, these songs sound similar" and went with them based on that)?
ETA: I didn't intentionally seek out the song. I had Squizz loaded on XM and heard the intro to "Werewolves," which always makes me happy. What followed was so horrifying that I was unable to switch stations out of morbid fascination. "How bad could it possibly get," I thought. And I got my answer, oh yes.
What games would you recommend we play? They can't be too physical because my parents can't move very well.
What's your favorite game to play with a group of people?
Are you wearing shoes?
Are you wearing pants?
Are you wearing a shirt?
Can you run backwards?
Should I go in town on Sunday to just chill?
Do you like dogs?
Eg. I read E. Mulligan's book Stuff, and in it, there is a quote from J. Killbot's book Junk, and I was only wanting to use that quote, how would I reference it?
Would it simply be Mulligan, E. (2006). Stuff...
or would I have to include Killbot, J. (1999). Junk in there somewhere?
I checked my referencing book, and have googled, but it still eludes me.
Would you prefer to eat a piece of a family sized pie, or an individual pie?
What's your favourite fruit pie?
How do you eat pie?
WHAT ARE FUN RECIPES YOU KNOW?
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or, should i pour the hot chocolate mix, and put the coffee in it?
does this work?
make my decision.
You (a female, presumably) work at a small deli with lots of regular customers. One single old man in particular seems to have taken a liking to you. He comes in every morning, frequently compliments you ("You're such a good-looking girl", "You're the best", "You're a good girl"), and asks when you'll be working in the morning. Aside from staring at you awkwardly, he's polite and seems relatively harmless (if not slightly creepy). He just seems like a lonely old man, so you smile pretty when he talks to you and then go about your business.
One morning, out of the corner of your eye, you notice he is sitting at his table holding up his (camera) cell phone and it is pointed in your direction. You brush it off as your own paranoia, until you walk by and see that he (still sitting) is moving the phone to follow you, glancing up at you every few seconds.
Now of course you didn't see a flash or see exactly what he was doing with the phone, so there is no proof of what he was doing.
What do you do?
I hate it.
Edit: I found this: http://www.culinate.com/articles/features/Mixed+feelings?page=0&pageSize=1
And it might explain why some of us hate it and others love it.
How far do you walk every day/week ?
Did you find using a pedometer gave you incentive to walk further and improve your fitness?
Do you think walking is a good way to exercise?
how old are they?
ETA: If it helps, you can just post a picture
Also, why did she delete the whole post if she was just going to remove the comments she didn't like?
Are you "artsie"? Will you show me some art of yours?
2. Who's your OTP?
3. Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro?
What is better 5.5 or 6.0 ipods? I am looking to purchase an ipod anyway, but I was wondering which is the best.
I just started it last night. I think it's working, but it's hard to tell so soon.
It started raining cats and dogs out of absolutely nowhere this afternoon and I got completely soaked. It was sorta miserable, but kinda fun, too. What unexpected thing happened to you today? How was it?
"What I'm gonna die for.. what I'm gonna live for.. Ohh Ohh Whoa... Who I'm gonna fight for, I can't answer that..."
It was from the most recent episode of grey's anatomy 5/22/08!
Theres a punk-y alt country-esque band(kind of) that has a song about a girl named Amanda Harris. I've googled the hell out of it and still can't figure it out. Any ideas?
when i was a dumb kid, i believe in early 2002, i stole a couple things from walmart (i would never actually BUY anything from them) and got caught. this was in oregon. i am back in california now. the judge told me to write down everything i'd ever stolen, take a lie detector test and if i passed, to pay for it all and my record would be clean. so i wrote down a couple things and went to the place to take the test. the lady there interviewed me and determined that i'd never be able to pass the test but that she believed i had only stolen those 2 things, to pay the $37 and my record would be clean. remember how i was a dumb kid? i forgot to ever pay the $37.
so i'm assuming the statute of limitations on that is 7 years, since it seems to be for most things. it has not quite been 7 years. a couple questions -
1) does this even count as a conviction? i'm confused. it seems like the judge and i made a deal. obviously i didn't hold up my end of it, but i never received any mail about it, so maybe it got lost in the system? if it didn't, does it count as a conviction? if they issued a warrant, will that show up on a background check?
2) anyone know of a free way to do your own background check?
3) do you think a vet really cares that i stole some socks when i was much younger? the problem is it's not a private practice, it's a large chain on vet clinics so their corporate office might have a policy.
One day, while you're walking the street in some city that you hope will not recognize you without your cowboy hat, you are chloroformed and thrown into a van filled by what you assume to be a collection of dangerous women who seem to be armed with sharp blades that may or may not be pointed at your groin depending how you answer their questions. They are surprised to learn that your music is parody, though they wish you would make that a point ("It would the ruin humor of it." you say). They let you loose back into the world, and you hunt down your friends Rex and Ted, who happen to know some people, who know some people, who would be more than willing to do a favor for their favorite singer/songwriter with a geetar.
So, will you:
1 - Have the people kill the angry women who attacked your groin with knives and guns and giant dildos?
2 - Use Dark Charizard?
3 - Double-click the power cord?
4 - Hold a huge press conference, and out all of the women as terrorist lesbian nazis who want to set children on fire and eat their charred remains so that they will surely be killed by a mob of your fans?
5 - Hire an attorney and sue the pants, shirt, and other clothes, off of the lesbian nazi terrorist women and take pictures of them engaged in less-than-moral positions for the Internet?
6 - Simply forget about the entire thing and go about business as normal?
7 - Write a song about it titled "Lesbian Nazi And Her Posse"?
How many points is he worth?
ETA: Kids who use their Heelys in stores/restaurants/other enclosed spaces: Bad parenting? How would you feel about your child wheeling unchecked around a public, enclosed space?
When toking and the room/car is filled with smoke, what do you call that?
In Mass we call it "fishbowl", in New Hampshire its called "clambake", I've also heard of "hotbox".
I'm leaning toward the cheaper one but I haven't had Netflix in a while so I don't remember how annoying it would be to have to wait for a new disc every time I send one back.
during the meal, you cannot help but overhear a conversation between two strangers in the booth across from you.
what must they say or topic must they bring up for you to feel justified in interrupting/joining their conversation?
I am incredibly irritated when I see people using "your" when it needs to be "you're"/"you are". GAHHHHH! It's annoying.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Opal Fruit red.
What colour is your underwear today? [Did you have to check to answer that?]
Black & purple lace.
Do you live with a sock monster?
I do indeed
What is the best horror comic you have read?
Sometimes I wish my dad would kick the bucket so she could move up here with me.
ETA: Not WITH me, just around the corner. A girl's gotta get her crunk on too, know what I'm sayin' know what I'm sayin'?
Have you seen that GE commercial with the people in the clouds making it rain? Love or hate?
Do you tend to be attracted to people who are not 'conventionally' good-looking?
Am I using the right term?
Do you consider yourself unconventionally attractive?
Will you post a picture of someone who is unconventionally attractive to you?
Will you post something (pics, videos, quotes, links, etc.) to make me smile?
I JUST vacuumed and he tore out the fuzz out of another pillow and I want him to go away ;____;
So would locking him up scar him for life or will he be ok?
My husband and I want to rent a room/apartment/condo in Folly Beach, SC but we'd rather save some money and help someone out by renting from an actual person instead of a property management company.
Sadly, this wasn't when I was a little kid. It was only a year or two ago.
What's a completely ludicrous fear you've had to overcome recently?
Also, I think I want to stay home so I can avoid having to see my boyfriend an break up with him. Which brings me to my next question:
Should I break up with him over the phone? If so, how would I word it to not sound like a fuck for doing it via phone?
Or should I wait until he comes into the city?(He comes in on weekends)
He usually crashes at my place, so what do I do if he expects to stay over when I really just want do is be like "peace out on our love"?
I'm not good with setting boundaries and assertiveness.
i already have my lip, my ears, and my belly button.
i had my tounge done before but my dentist said if i kept it in i would lose my front teeth. so thats out.
my bf thinks i should get my lady parts, but im not down for that.
im thinking back of the neck.
what do you think?
*deemed by society to be shitty
We're just going to go skate but should I go anyway?
If he says anything weird should I hit him in the shins with my skateboard?
My friend are debating this. Dictionary.com says 3, but he says colloquially the word has only 2 syllables. What say you, TQC?
So my questions are: do you have experience with any of these phones? Can you suggest one that's awesome or tell me if it's horrible and why? If none of these are good, can you tell me about another phone that I can get through the t-mobile store or a reason why I should switch my plan to another company for a particular phone?
2) What is something that annoys you but you know it's so petty/ridiculous you can't really speak up about it?
3) Do you have any silly phobias? Like things you're afraid of that most people wouldn't find scary.
4) What are you fed up with right now?
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What are some companies that it's near impossible to get a job with?
Have you ever had a stalker?
2. Why do I want to cuddle with you so much?
3. Who is putting you off?
(no, i can't park somewhere else. it's the only handicapped spot near my apartment)
Have you got any advice for me?
I'm about to do it myself for the first time and I don't want to end up with my face being all dyed as well...
What is this happening to me?!
I feel really sad and unhappy and unmelike. What should I do?!? :(
Still together or married? For how long?
What's a current trend where you live?
2. What countries have you lived in, besides where you were born? (vacations don't count, I'd say "living" would be a minimum of 3 months somewhere)
3. What country are you currently living in?
4. If you had to move to another country, what country would it be?
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2. Are you attracted to people with the same color hair as you or opposite? (generlaly speaking, i mean your "type" - not necessarily the person you're currently dating).
3. Do you find redheads attractive?
Or, if you dont have hair and are asexual..
4. Stupid kid down the street goes to my uncle's house all the time to be his BFF. He's 14 and my uncle can't stand him. Yesterday he brought my uncle a pork chop.. in a little ziploc bag.. to show my uncle that his mom can cook so that they'll date. WTF. Anyway, he also started playing with his cell phone and advertising OMG I HAVE A $600 PHONE. YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF MY $600 CELL PHONE. NO YOU CAN NOT SEE IT, IT'S TOO SPECIAL. Well, TQC, I snuck a look and it's a blackberry pearl, same phone as mine (but not pink). DEFINITELY NOT a $600 phone.
Why do teenagers think having money makes them sound cool (when either way, his mom paid for the phone)? Why is this kid a douchebag?
If so, how fucking hilarious is it?
What are some of your favorite funny/WTF songs?
Video under cut, if you're curious.
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I'm such a procrastinator, I really need to ____________.
TQC, will you please name my Intra-Uterine Device?
Something witty would be greatly appreciated!
Oh, oh! It's a Mirena if that makes any difference!