||[May. 22nd, 2008|02:35 pm]
The Question Club
Your fictitional pet runs out your front door, into the street, where it's run down by a car. A few days later, you're sued by the owner of the car for damages your pet's body did to his vehicle. Like in this incident. What do you do?
It's understandable that he'd be upset. My pet shouldn't have been outside in the first place. I'll accept the charges and pay what I have to to make things right
Bastard! I fight him in court for having the audacity to sue me for such a vile thing
Bastard! I fight him outside his house. Let the sound of sweet justice reverberate off his pointy head
I'll fight the lawsuit, but no matter what, I'm going after his car with a baseball bat, to finish what Fluffy started
Man sues over deleted Warcraft character. What do you think should happen here?
The fucker who deleted his character should pay through the nose. I can sympathize for his loss
Maybe this was a sign from God that the guy should log off from the Worlds of Warcraft and instead, enter the world of reality and get an effin' life
The makers of WoW should be sued for this incident to have happened in the first place
The makers of WoW should be sued for making one man so obsessed that he's taking legal action over a computer game
All WoW users should be rounded up and flogged until the perpetrater owns up
A wife finds out that her husband is cheating on her. When he comes home, she attacks him with a frying pan, hitting him on the head several times. Defending himself from her crazed assault, he pushes her away, where she stumbles back, trips, and breaks her arm. Hearing all of this commotion, the neighbors called the police, and when they arrived, they noted the woman's broken arm, and carted the husband off to jail. In most situations, the guy is the one presumed guilty in domestic violence cases. How do you feel about what happened here?
He deserves it. I hope the cheating bastard gets cornholed in jail
She attacked him. She should have been brought downtown, not him
They both should be in lockup
The cops should stay out of this and let the couple settle this on their own
It's situations like this that illustrate exactly why we as a civilized nation should ban frying pans