||[May. 21st, 2008|08:42 am]
The Question Club
okay, so i have this friend who lived on the east coast, but decided to move back home to chicago. problem is, he had to move back in with parents until he could get a new apartment, and they are allergic to cats. so he asked me if i would take his cat until he found some place to live. fine, no problem, sure. except that as it turns out, his cat is ugly, fat, has a fucked up eye, has kitty-asthma, and is named... "Loki". wtf, a fat, blind, asthmatic cat is not something i would name after some kind of norse god of mischief. he's not even "mischievous", he's just fucking annoying. but hey, i should have specified my expectations before saying it was okay, right? and my word is my word so... |
but here's where it gets messy. as it turns out, it's not his fucking cat. it belongs to his wife, whom i've always hated with the fire of a million suns. not only that, but they just got divorced.
i don't want this cat any more, but i don't know his wife's number and i can't get ahold of him. i'm trying to convince my significant other that it's totally reasonable for us to just drop the cat off in the woods to hang out with chipmunks and deer. what do you think? would the chipmunks give him a hard time about his weight? or would he be able to fit in eventually once the hazing is through? settle this question for us.
ETA: actually, someone just gave me a much better idea. i can just tell his ex-wife that i left her cat in the woods and see if she'll cry! and then i can give the cat back, maybe after giving him a ridiculous hair-cut or something. thanks, seberia