Are you easily amused? What is something that never fails to amuse you?
Why are you up so late? (It's 12:00 am where I'm at, anyways).
Do you feel bad when you kill bugs?
Why does it smell like spunk?
When bad things happen how do you deal with them?
Do you blame yourself or other people?
Do you like stuffed animals?
for example, every time i had a surgery on my hand, my doctor did my 11 stitches with one long string. he tied the ends of the string together and when it was time for them to come out, he cut the ends apart and (except for the first time) let me pull the string out. i was 9-14 and i thought it was pretty awesome.
To those who are/have been/know a bartender, how do/did you get paid? Did you make a minimum wage hourly, and then depend on tips to make decent money? And is/was it a bar or nightclub? Thanks guys.
Apparently he would catch bugs and put them in bottles and jars... and then pee in them till the bugs would drown.
I think its true.
So I ask!
Have you ever played God in such a way?
What would you do if you lived with a guy that did that? (You have diffrent bedrooms, and bathrooms (not that that matters))
so would you see this movie?
What are you passionate about?
Does your selection change based on the weather? Who you're with? Where you're sleeping? ...?
If I have the option to do so, I usually sleep in just underwear; unless it's really hot, then I sleep naked.
Based off what little you know of me or what you infer from my answers/questions/icon, how would you define me?
In the comments, would you define the person above you?
Just to be honest here, I have an assignment to get as many people as I can to define me, and since I have all my family/friends, and since you all come up with hilarious, wonderful, insulting things, I would love to get some from you. The "define the person above you" thing is just so that this post is actually fun.
What young, hip music can I play for them? I'll do the same thing...blank out words and make them listen to fill in the blanks.
They suggested Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Kelly Clarkson and Madonna.
Help me, youngin's of TQC!!
what is your favorite color? what about your favorite vegetable? are they the same color?
i'm going to get both of my sons names tattooed around it in old english. there names are mackinlie and beyronn.
first of all i thought any alcohol would work not just whiskey and i havent got any wiskey.
secondly my sons have beautiful names, there really unique and special. everyone loves them.
thirdly there is nothing wrong with my tatoo. the artist did a really good job and plus it only costed me $50
i can't believe how rude ya'all are.
so theoretically, if a (fairly young) woman raised a boy (but not from birth or anything, but like eventually she got care of him because she knew his mom for example and took him in when his mom died when he was a preteen) would it be ethically wrong if when he grew up and turned 18, she had sexual relations with him?
i mean, it's legal, but is it wrong?
**I'll get my nails done, or buy a new pair of shoes.
it's a really popular site but I swear, their girly Ts are shrinking. I get larges and after one wash they don't fit me at all anymore. and i'm not a big girl... my other shirts are all mediums, pants are 8s or 10s.
so ladies... what do you do, just buy guy's Ts? Or do the girly ones actually fit you? I can't imagine who they'd fit, that's the thing.
a. have painful and expensive tattoo removal surgery
b. wear long sleeves and long pants all the time, even in the summer
c. find a new career, where having tattoos isn't a liability, such as professional basketball, or becoming a tattoo artist
d. buy expensive dermablend make-up and smear it on my hairy arms and legs to cover the tattoos up at work
e. your suggestion, let's hear it.
By the way, I'm in the lucrative and exciting field of cleaning up after animals.
What is the next one you are going to see?
ELTON TONIGHT, BB!!!! :D:D:D:D
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to make this post happy:
what is your favorite type of jolly rancher?
do you still sleep with any animals? stuffed or living?
Who brought up a plant and put it here today?
Is there somewhere you can get sungasses for a good price that fit your head aka don't go back way to far behind your ears?
Have you ever seen, or thought you saw, something in yourself that you'd previously made fun of in others? Did you then proceed to make fun of yourself, or feel disgusted with yourself, or go into denial, or what?
For the past few days, I've been taking Claritin and Benadryl, neither of which have been very effective.
EDIT: I took Zyrtec today and it works!
Do you more actively seek out people who are your type? Or do you just find yourself dating the same sort of person without trying too much?
Have you ever dated people that weren't your type and found that it had a negative impact on your relationship?
WFT is up with that?
Is my computer possessed? Or do I fail at e-mail?
I wonder what other people's experience of these sites are? I always assumed that a half decent woman with a photograph would be bombarded with replies. Is this true? Has anyone had much sucess with these sites?
Where do you live, geographically, currently?
Where do you like to imagine yourself living someday?
If you do, do you feel guilty?
I steal it at home. I don't feel guilty because I figure it takes 2 minutes for my neighbour to lock it if he wanted to.
Which ones would you rather your children do not acquire?
Longevity, blue eyes, fast metabolism, intelligence, general health.
Frizzy/curly hair, lack of orderliness (thanks, dad), bad temper.
What's the deal?
Or should I just shower and take the heat for being EXTREMELY late?
The letter more professional and business like but hand-writing it is more personal, I think.
Would this make you a little uncomfortable?
What can I help you with today?
Who do you care about more, your friends or your SO?
If you don't know: what should I have for breakfast?
Have you ever eaten pet food?
Who has seen you at your very worst?
The interviewer said that there are 4 positions available for the one I'm applying for, and 3 of those 4 have been filled. She said to have the reference forms sent by this Friday so that she can save me a position.
Does this mean that if the references are good, I pretty much have the job??
yes, and they have a lil ceremony
2)what's the area?
3)middle school graduations in your area, yes or no?
If yes, Why were you on it?
If no, What should I have for lunch?
What's the last really touching thing someone did for you?
When was the last time you showed someone you really care?
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Any tasteless conservatives want to make fun of that? Come on, I DARE you.
What should I do to make myself fall asleep?
non-srs ansers welcome too.
Do you badger people who always look tired?
What is your favorite kind of tea?
Would you read me a bedtime story?
When am I going to get pregnant??
(Books I've enjoyed in the past include 1984, The Time Traveler's WIfe, The Blind Assassin, MIddlesex, Suite Fracaise, and Me Talk Pretty One Day [also Naked, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, most other D. Sedaris stuff])
How often do you use it?
Why do you use it?
Do you think it makes a difference?
I just noticed there's dried sneeze all over my computer screen.(um. ew.) What's the last thing that you noticed?
Has anyone used the patch to kick a <10 cigarette a day habit? How did it work for you?
I keep thinking that I did it cold turkey once, I can do it again, but I dread the feeling of craving a cigarette and having to keep myself from smoking one.
Should I suck it up and just quit? Or would the patch help?
why does she do this?
my old cat would refuse to go to the bathroom if someone was watching her. i thought cats were very private about that stuff.
Would you keep your pet(s)?
(inspired by this article.)
I'll have a pretty huge dorm room all to myself next year, and I'm looking for a pet to come home to. Right now I'm considering a ferret, but since I've never had one I don't know if they make good pets - what do you think? Are ferrets good pets to come home to? And by that I mean, can you bond with them to a point where they want to cuddle with you, like cats do? And how bad is the ferret smell, really?
is it ok (socially, ethically, morally, etc) to invite a guest to only the ceremony of a wedding and not the reception?
is it ok to invite someone to the reception only and not the wedding ceremony?
please feel free to expound in comments
k, nevermind on gmail, but for a follow-up question:
lets say you were having a very large wedding because you have a very large family, all of whom are invited to the reception. if you needed to keep numbers down, what exactly would you do about your friends?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Is love really all around?
what is the most scandalous affair you've been a part of? it could be something actually scandalous like a boss or a married man, or just something that some people don't accept, like an interracial relationship, a big age gap, or something homosexual?
tell about your affair and the reactions if anyone knew about it.
What is annoying you right now?
My room is at that middle-ish stage of cleaning where things look messier than they did when you started, but I don't have everything I need to continue cleaning, so I'm stuck like this for a little bit.
Cool Ranch Doritos - Delicous or not?
Why does Ted Kennedy have a brain tumor?
Which of the following apply to you?
What steps are you taking to achieve your goal(s)?
What was the stupidest thing you've ever done that's resulted in physical injury?
Is this code for "I want to break up?" Y/N?
Any other suggestions of what I could do to keep myself entertained?
my brother thinks I can become a doctor, despite the fact that I don't do math and cover my eyes when people shoot up on tv.
Anyway, should I put his Soft Paws on now or should I wait a few hours/a day or two?
edit for picture!
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How long will you have to wait for it?
Have you ever given or received a gift like a charity donation? Where did the money go? Would you recommend the same to others?
If you have... what'd you think? I'm halfway through it right now and all I have to say thus far is WTF.
my exams are coming up, and I think that cheating during them would be bad, because if I'd have some 'cheat material' prepared, I'd be really tempted to use it. So I thought it's better to go without it.
BUT I'm also told that you should prepare something just in case the supervising teacher decides to leave the classroom for a moment.
So, should I prepare something to cheat off of, (and be tempted) or not?
These supervisors are pretty cunning. They notice cheaters easily.
I hope the question's understandable.
EDIT: Ok, thank you for your answers. I'll stay with how I was and won't cheat.
Why do you care what people wear?
ex. sally likes a misfits shirt but doesn't know who the misfits are. george says "dont wear it if you don't know about its representation."
Seriously, why does it matter? Shouldn't you be glad they're supporting a band you like? Or company?
It accepted POOP :( AND WHORE!
And dammit! I accidentally closed my game :(
Do you like getting dressed up?
Where's your favorite place to go for a night out?
Regardless of how rich you are/were, would you want flecks of gold leaf in your burger?
I'm Filipino and Irish!
From what sides of your family do you get your different ethnicities?
My dad is Irish, my mom is Filipino
Do you think you look more like a person of one ethnicity than the other?
I used to think I looked more white than Filipino, but and I've been in the sun a lot more and now I'm getting this really nice tan. My boyfriend points to my tan lines and says, "Your Filipino side is showing! :D"
What do people usually think you are?
About 50 percent of the people who ask usually think I'm white, while the other think I'm Asian.
If you don't mind, think you can show us a picture of yourself?
I like Georgia.
In what ways is it depressing?
It's driving me mad. D:
I'm teaching there this summer at the intermediate program.
1. Is anyone else teaching at an Explo program? (or attending for the super-youngin's)
2. Have you been a summer teacher/camp counselor? For what camp?
3. (Random) Would you rather it rain pudding or Jello? Which flavor? Would it just rain pudding/jello, or would it come in cups?
Why am I so nauseous?
I'm not pregnant. It's not 24/7, it seems to come on at around 3 PM and I just started Valette, a new BC pill.
Is that what it is?? Is it?
What can I eat that will make me feel better?
Will there be a fourth date, or is it time to bail while it's still early in the relationship?
Am I female?
But Jennison seems to be reluctant to engage in these underhanded activities to gain the sweet and chocolate goodness that is the pastry you so desire. You have requested that Mr. Erwin reprimand Jennison with an activity that is of the same severity that you might place a criminal for having taken it upon himself to engage in a carnal action with a loved one. I am, of course, referring to "Locking Jennison in the cellar until he decides to be a good servant and acquire delicious pastries when prompted." However, Mr. Erwin seems less-than-eager to throw his prized manservant into the cellar just because you happen to be irritable due to your opium withdrawal.
As a result, do you:
1 - Politely excuse yourself, only to return with a small firearm and take our your frustrations on both Mr. Erwin and Jennison?
2 - Use your connections to The Black Magic Society to summon a large, red, fire-breathing dragon to demolish their home?
3 - Strangle both Mr. Erwin and Jennison and place them precariously at the top of the manor, only to drop them both and claim they have committed suicide as a result of their forbidden love?
4 - Politely excuse yourself, and find a lady of the night who is sure to have opium and engage in various acts with her that will only result in you having a surprisingly difficult time urinating without pain in the near future?
5 - Kill yourself with Mr. Erwin's letter opening knife in a rather overly-dramatic way?
6 - Simple forget the pastry, and resume your conversation with Mr. Erwin regarding politics and similar boring things?
2. Apricots: Fresh or dried?
3. What is your favorite medical term?
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Will this somehow ruin the chances of my friends and me going out?
It's happened before, noone wanted to take up the issue of being the driver due to the sucktastic weather.
What's the last thing that ruined your plans?
Who else enjoys the fact that Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of large words) is a large word?
What phobias do you have? http://phobialist.com/#A-
What phobias have you never heard of before?
Also can you use a credit card at a drive-through?
Also what does your crotch smell like today?
Finally do you guys like doing mazes? I don't. I like crosswords, though.
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
(If you're straight, imagine you are of the opposite sex; if you're gay, imagine you're of the same sex; if you're bi, take your pick.)
1. If you wanna go after a friend's ex, wait at least anywhere from a week to a month after their breakup to make a move.
2. Never leave used condoms about.
Examples of your weirdness, please.
I didn't know that geckos climbed inside of chickens, and it really, really grosses me out just thinking about it.
2 For the men folk: how much do you want to use this? Would that increase your peeing pleasure?
Do you think that having it as a game would make it more likely that men would miss?
Ladies, would you like to see them make something for our loos?
What game would you like to see them have there?
Besides the obvious mature option of ignoring his asshat behavior, what can be done to counter his douchebaggery?
Do you write down your dreams?
So, what is it about cheap/bad/fast food specifically that makes you feel bad and smell bad?
Because I eat meat, and I eat deep-fried foods that are made of good-quality things, and sometimes I just eat cold butter, but I never feel the way I do after eating fast food. Especially the weird breath and the sourness of the belly. I am curious to know if there are specific compounds or chemicals only found in fast food that disturb me so greatly.
P.S. This cheeseburger is fucking delicious.
Anyway it sort of sucks now, the middle sinks in and it makes funny noises if you can't sit still.
it's the first one I ever bought so I don't know... how long are couches supposed to last?
is it bad that when I lived with my roommate and we had it in the spare room in the basement where random drunk guests slept, we called it "the sex couch"? I mean, there were some mad hookups on this thing. Is that why it's not holding up like I'd hoped?
What is the best scene from a movie?
I love the scene in "The Man Who Knew Too Much" when Jo saves the Ambassador when she screams. ah. what a great scene.
Another great scene is the "Needle in the Hay" scene from Royal Tenenbaums. I can't pick a favorite scene from that movie.
Best Hitchcock movie? support your answer.
And, if you are good at this kind of thing, what websites are the best for cheap airfaires, specifically international (Paris, France to either Atlanta, GA; or Charlotte, NC)?
At this point I've figured out that it's actually cheaper to take the Queen Mary II cruise ship to America with all of the fun cruise-ship things to do, than to take the approximate 8 hour flight, and I don't really have the time to cross the ocean by boat.
do you think mccain sounds intelligent/educated when he speaks? what about obama or clinton?
what's your favorite food to indulge yourself with?
did you notice i ended the above sentence with a preposition?
I need ideas on how to catch these kitties without harm. I would rather not involve animal control as I would want to keep one or two of them and I doubt they'd let me. Not that I am a bad person but I just don't like them all that much.
So to make a long story short...
Any ideas on how to catch feral kittens?
For instance: I didn't know that the man I called "Grandpa" was not my biological grandfather until I was about 13. My dad's real father was a douche and ran out on my grandma when dad was a baby, and she got remarried and had my two uncles. Doesn't matter, of course, the man who raised my dad is his father, not some dick who knocked up Grandma and ran. :/
When I was about 3 or so, a man was murdered on our front lawn. It was a huuuge part of the reason we moved soon after. I didn't find out about this until I was 15, when my mom was telling the story to someone. Shocked the hell out of me, I can tell you.
Do you have any similar stories?
Is there anything I can get for you, tqc?
what are you going to wear this summer?
When you're presenting for a group, how do you practice for it?
What are some tips you have for making a good presentation?
Do you still do it?
2. When it's nice out, do you open the windows and turn the AC off?
3. When you get flowers from someone (in a vase), do you change the water and make an attempt to keep them alive, or do you just leave them?
4. I was out of town for a week and my husband swore that he cleaned up while I was gone (I'd just cleaned the apartment, then he tore it apart looking for something right before I left). I got back last night and it was still a mess. How should I punish him?
5. I have a huge dog crate in my dining room. It looks like ass, but there's really nowhere else I can put it. Suggest a way to prettify it?
I'm frankly not sure I'm qualified, but I'm interested in exploring this opportunity nevertheless--I'm always curious to see what kinds of other opportunities might be out there beyond my current gig. So my questions for y'all are:
1. Have you ever been headhunted? What for?
2. What should I expect?
3. I hear rumors that headhunters can be annoying and don't necessarily have any real understanding of the jobs they're getting paid to fill. True, or false?
4. How is a headhunter interview/screening different from a regular first-round screening for a job (like with the actual company)?
2. Do you use any sort of calendar, appointment book, or planner (electric or paper) to stay organized? What is your ~system~?
3. Is there anything that you consistently forget to pack for trips/vacations? What is it?
Do you eat food past it's eat by date?
I'm still not sure how I feel about abortion.
What's a hot-button issue that you absolutely take a stand on, and what is your stand on it?
Gays should have the right to be married.
also, how often do you go to the movie theatre?
How much of your free time do you spend alone? Not visting others, others visiting, going out to social events. Just you.
Are you happy with this? Would you like more/less soical contact?
Do you enjoy your own company?
So, for whatever reason you have been granted with the ability to tell an ex s/o or ex friend, or someone who annoys you whatever you want and you don't have to worry about the reprecussions.
What do you say?
Do you have a teddy bear? How long have you had it?
Do you still print photos?
What's the longest you've held a grudge against someone?
Do you think the word 'grudge' holds trivial connotations?
I just saw it. I'm surprised those camp leaders weren't arrested for child abuse.