||[May. 15th, 2008|12:01 am]
The Question Club
Following your recent outing as a government agent during a news report detailing your various sexual exploits in Russia, you have been forced to take a job as a grunt police officer with a man who is no less than completely incompetent. During one patrol, you two are forced to encounter what appears to be a man with a sword that is entirely too large, who has hair that defies gravity, and is partnered with a man whose arm has somehow been replaced with what looks like a type of automatic weapon.|
You want to, really, leave the battle, but you find that you're unable to do anything other than stand like a fool as the two run at you, chop you, and shoot at you. Then you run up and make a half-assed slash at them that seems to completely forget that it's supposed to do damage, despite clearly connected with them and making cool sloshing noises.
In an effort to speed the battle up so you can either die or go home to your ungrateful, possibly unfaithful wife, do you:
1 - Double-click the power chord?
2 - Accept bitter defeat?
3 - Use Dark Charizard?
4 - Notice that you can suddenly turn yellow and attack people with an absurd level of choreography, and use the skill that coincides?
5 - Smokebomb?
6 - Quit because you aren't getting paid enough to fight people with huge swords and guns for arms?