|I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters scatological.
||[May. 14th, 2008|12:34 am]
The Question Club
1) Would you eat off a dish or use silverware which you know had been fully immersed in fecal matter of some kind (doesn't really matter, just something sufficiently nasty, so no earthworm poop), but had been cleaned with no way to tell had been previously unclean?|
2) Would you use a miracle cure (not too miracle-y, something that makes you look ten years younger, or fully regrows bald hair, or permanently cures flatulence, etc) that you took by mouth, had no taste, but was composed entirely of puréed pig anuses?
3) Let's say your best friend in the entire world is an alien, and you're out at dinner one night when it suddenly begins choking. The Heimlich maneuver worked, but they've passed out and aren't breathing. Would you give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? Please note that this particular alien species eats and defecates from the same hole, kind of like an owl, but much messier. Also, their poo tastes like cherries.