May 2nd, 2008
Edit: Physical disease, rather than mental.
ETA: All of the women in question currently use and own sex toys and are fairly open about it.
I can at least admit to myself that I am.
Can you admit something to yourself?
If so, what would it be?
Would you like me to share something with you?
do you think having a metal can like this in my carry-on bag would cause any issues with airport security?
Last time I flew I had a pineapple shaped candle and they had to take me aside and go through my bag by hand, but that was at a much smaller airport.
I know, I'm immature, but 'fart' always does it for me. That and 'gazongas'. And 'fluffernutter', although I'm pretty sure that's just a word my dad made up. And 'hork'.
ETA: Okay, 'fluffernutter' is a sammich. My dad's word is "flufferstat" which is equally hilarious. He used to call me that, but I'm not quite sure why. I think it had something to do with me calling farts 'fluffs'.
Do you like the smell of your own farts?
Yep. Especially when it's bad and there's someone else in the room >:D
i can't do question marks now btw.
If yes, how does that work out for you?
Have you ever fainted in public? What were the circumstances? Where you alone?
edit:have you ever lost anything belonging to your SO? what was it?
What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?
what would you do to entertain yourself if you were in my situation?
on a completely unrelated note- if you go from a relationship where you have sex once a day at the least, to not having sex at all, how long does it take you before you lose your mind?
so, when do you think we'll get it? right when business hours start? some other time?
if so, what would that word be?
i cannot stand the word poop. i will freak out if someone says it around me.
Do you think that if that commercial were produced today in the United States, people would be more offended by the blatant racial stereotype, or by the fact that he has guns?
I love the Frito Bandito. Now I know what my dad was singing about when I was younger. I'd never actually seen the commercials until recently. I want to sing the song all day!
I think people would be more offended by the stereotype, but more shocked by the guns.
TQC! What did I do wrong?
What would you like to blame me for?
If you had the musical ability, which song would you most love to cover?
(I'd go with The Byrds' "Turn! Turn! Turn!")
if you left on bad terms, and the application says "may we contact employer for reference?" is it better to risk it and say yes, or to say no?
if any of you do any hiring for your job, which would you rather see on an application?
my terms for leaving were justified, but i could have done it more professionally. my old boss hates me, but he was an alcoholic and a terrible manager and i couldn't stand working for him one second longer.
what would you do if you were in my position, looking for a new job?
as a note, that was not my most recent job. i have a current job. should i even bother listing it? ugh i don't know. i hate applications.
There probably aren't too many of you up right now, but what the heck:
I took my cousin to a special early screening of Iron Man last night at the fancy movie house in town. I was outraged, because it cost $8.50 per ticket! I figured they must have upped the price for it being an early showing, because they normally only charge $7.25.
1. How much do movies cost where you live?
What was funny was that we bought the tickets early, and the fellow told us we'd best come early to get good seats, so we showed up at 7:15 for the 8 o'clock show. By the time 8 o'clock rolled around, there were a total of 12 people in the theater. :(
Yesterday, I got my hair cut. I think she took about four inches off, cleaned up the layers, and then did something about "thinning it out" or some such. My hair has looked the same since I was a freshman in high school -- aside from one time my dad's friend Larry cut it for me with his magical hair dresser skills. The girl suggested if I wanted to mix it up, I come back today and have highlights put in. I have never colored my hair before, at all.
2. I have black hair. For serious, it's black, and I'm quite pale. What color highlights should I possibly get?
2. Do you use Stumbleupon? It has become my biggest time waster since I came home for summer.
3. What was the last thing you took a picture of? Show me?
Do you like Thai food? What's your favourite dish?
What non-hat would make an awesome hat? (Besides a lamp shade.)
Is there anything in your life that seems to happen at the same time, everyday?
I drank way more than I intended yesterday and now I'm too scared to check the purse. I am hangover free though.
Do they change based on what you drink? - No
How do you get rid of or deal with your hangover symptoms? - I curl into a ball near the toilet and cry like a baby until it's over.
Are you drunk right now? No. Alcohol is evil right now.
How are you feeling? Aside from feeling like I'm going to puke for the 6th time today, I feel pretty damn good.
What can I do to make today fun/celebrate at work?
What do you recommend, tqc?
Do you mind when people snore?
also, have you ever had a frozen banana with chocolate or anything on it? I heard they are good.
I have a 2gb memory card for my phone so I guess I can get around 500 songs. But I read somewhere that if I used a different file type I could get more. This true? What do I need to do?
2. What's the last thing you bought off eBay?
I'm going to have a LOT of free time during this show
what is there to do ?
Tell me, TQC? WHAT DO I DO WITH MY FREE TIME!??!
ETA : besides go to the Parthenon (not just in Greece, anymore! Why is this here? to confuse tourists???)
What's your favorite Maury Theme?
has this ever happened to you?
what was your nightmare about?
Are you a good negotiator? What's the best deal you got (ex.. how much $$ or what bonuses did you get from your skills)
I'm in the market for a used car, and I could use some tips TQC!
What would YOU do in this situation, TQC? I mean, he doesn't really owe me that money, I didn't work for him very long or anything... but on the other hand he did say he would pay it to me.
Can you see it?
Which TQC member would you be interested in seeing a picture of to FINALLY see what they look like?
What were your experiences with them like?
Which would you recommend?
Has anyone ever worked at Yogurberry?
How hard is it and did you like it?
What time does your day begin?
Have you ever went on vacation alone?
Do you prefer long or short hugs?
What do you prefer to watch on TV late at night?
Is it possible for a non-diabetic to kill themselves with insulin? Or, after it's injected, will the body naturally regulate it enough to keep them alive?
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1. Can you find the Diet Pepsi commercial from 2002 with Cindy Crawford?
2. How long do you usually search for something before you give up?
what kind of food and drinks would you want at said derby party?
would you want to play any games at or get party favors from said party?
what horse would you bet on winning the kentucky derby?
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When was the last time you had a rash?
ONLY ANSWER THE POLL IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THE IDEA OF HOOK UPS LIKE THESE. IF YOU ARE OPPOSED TO ANYTHING LIKE THIS, FEEL FREE TO COMMENT BUT PLEASE DON'T POLL!
Thanks, she can't decide so we're turning to the internet, but she's leaning towards yes.
should she sex him?
For me it was last night. I went to step out onto our front porch to take my little sister home and my neighbours guard dogs had escaped and were growling and lunging at me. I'm so glad I stepped outside and not my little sister.
2. Which girl with chopped up short hair looks better- Jenny McCarthy or Victoria Beckham?
Is there a particular kind of food that you're like that about? to where you enjoy it but don't eat it as often for one reason or another. and if so, what?
-have you ever been divorced? if so, what was it like in court?
-when you feel like shit, what do you do to make yourself feel better?
-have you ever sold something to a pawn shop?
It's been 10 days since my emergency Laparoscopic appendectomy. Got that. My appendix had not ruptured, but the surgery was a little complcated due top the fact that I've never had gut surgery so there was much connective tissue that had to be disconnected. Got that part, too. What they didn't tell me was the do to this surgery, they puff you up with CO2!!!! ALOT!!! The CO2 gets into your tissue where it eventually just expires through your skin, or if you're lucky enough it *might* get the to colon and you have a fart! A love glorious rude fart in a public place would be worth getting out this pain i've been living with.
So.........after 7 day of LOTS of pain, physical and gasseous, and a 2 trip the hospital where I met allt he criteria for returning to the hospital just to be told that ... ooops, yeah, you're find ARG!!!!
I am turning to TQC for help.
1. Do any of you know of gentle stretches or exercises that my help guide the gas from the tissue under my lungs, outside of my intestines, under my shoulder blades (inside would be great, but NOOOOOO) to just get it the hell out of here????
2. Do any of you know of gentle food that would help re-start the bowels? I can't do strong laxitives (would damage the surgery), or killer good soft-ish food, that won't kill me coming out (though the thought of drinking a bottle of hot sauce has crossed my mind) ---- ANYTHING TO UNBLOAT THIS UNWILLING WHALE????
This is excruciating...i really need some help.
I've left it on for 2 or 3 hours, but my boyfriend takes the cake. I left for work as he was baking some chicken, and when I came home 7 hours later, he was playing video games with the oven on and empty.
[EDIT] Okay, my boyfriend corrected me. Before we lived together either he or his roommate left it on over night.
I am possibly getting a new kitten. I need to decide if it will be an indoor cat, and outdoor cat, or both. Currently I have one outdoor cat and one cat that is both.
and because in the early 90's and the late 80's it was considered a good thing to do
does anyone here have a declawed cat?
i have one cat that was declawed, but as soon as we found out it was bad for kitty, we didn't get any others done.
Do you stop?
... do you *really* stop?
-My insurance will only give me one month at a time, and I can only come in for my new pack on the DAY I'm supposed to start it...
Which birth control pill are you on? Do you like it?
-On Yaz, I don't like it...have to switch soon.
edit What's a good song by that band/artist?
My dad is coming down to RI for just one day to help me with serious life matters, and I think it's really, really sweet. The next week, my mom is coming down for a whole week to hang out and go driving with me. I have not seen these silly folks in a long time. I would like to do something nice that isn't cost-oriented, since they are super rich and I am broke and they would not especially be impressed with fancy dinners or such things.
2. Would you wear one of these? Should I buy one?
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What could these birthday surprises be?!
What the hell do you do with all of their crap that's taking up YOUR valuable space?
So, heres the question:
What kind of portable or external hard drive do you use? Is it reliable, cheap and spacious?
If you don't have one, what the hell are you gonna do when all your stuff is deleted, huh?!
1a. What are some songs that begin with "y'all know what this is"?
1b. What is the listener supposed to know?
2. Females - how often do you shave your legs?
2b. If you don't shave your legs, why?
ETA my answers -
1. If I knew I wouldn't be asking.
2. Every two weeks-ish? My leg hair grows slowly.
How long did you have save to get enough?
What did you do with it?
I'm going to Amsterdam (again)in Sept.
Will my gov't kickback check cover it?
(Pretend you are in High School)
OMG! Your High School is putting on a play, what should they perform?
What role do you want?
What are you looking forward to this weekend, TQC?
How about ain't?
What are you thoughts towards people who use double negatives?
How about the use of colloquialism in written or typed speech?
Do you correct people's grammar?
What is your favorite word? Why is it your favorite word?
What was your favorite word when you were a kid?
Do you have a favorite euphemism?
Would you care to post a picture that makes you smile?
If you think you don't have an accent, how would you explain the fact that other people seem to have one and you don't?
What's the last thing that made you feel like a grown up?
Also, today I called Nintendo because I need to send in my Wii for repair. I mentioned that my DS has a dead pixel so she added that to the repair order and said if they can't fix my DS I can choose a new color! I chose Rose. What color would you have chosen? (Options were Crimson Red, Zelda gold, Rose, standard white/pink/black, and the Blue/black one.)
Last night, my cat bit me on the ankle as I was swabbing my ears and I ended up stabbing myself in the ear and perforating my eardrum. What was your stupidest self injury?
Ok odd question to ask in here but does anyone know of a website where I can plug in codons and it will give me the amino acids?
I can find charts but it would go faster if I could just type in a long stream of nucleotides and it will give me the amino acid sequence.
The best of Blondie, Post by Bjork, The Pixies live at BBC, Goo by sonic youth, Come on feel the Lemonheads by The Lemonheads, best of The Vaselines, Best of Bikini Kill.
And to think we graduated in 2006..we were stuck in a time warp I'm sure.
What is your favorite casino activity?
2:32 PM 4/27/08 · See, so far as fandoms go, there is the considered belief that Chuck Norris can kick anything's ass. It's all over the place, there are lists of things that Chuck Norris can beat the crap out of. Not only that but nothing can beat Chuck Norris. Even the mighty Predator would get it's scaley butt whipped by Chuck Norris.
Bet you've never seen 'Chuck Norris' used that much in a paragraph before. That's because Chuck Norris also beats out good grammar and the odds.
Which is why I want Chuck Norris to die.
Think about it. If Chuck Norris were to die then he'd have to face off against Death itself. There's only one way that fight would end...with Chuck Norris beating Death like It was a little girl. Chuck Norris defeats Death, there is no more dying, everybody wins!
What? You don't think Chuck Norris can beat Death?
my dad does this and it really upsets me :( he'll pour a little in a bowl and give it to my dog. he loves the dog more than he loves his own kids so i can't fucking understand why he does it. "the dog likes it, and a little bit of alcohol is good for you!" he says.
when i see him do it i yell at him and pour the beer down the sink but there's really nothing i can do if i don't see it happen.
my dad is a fucking asshole and there's nothing i can do or say to make him stop. other than throw all the alcohol away but that would get me disowned and possibly injured.
In Rachel's shoes, would you be just as hurt as actual cheating?
Would you hold it against him as a reason to no longer return to dating?
Personally I think he was justified BUT I still would be hurt and wouldn't return to dating somebody who was interested in sleeping with someone else.
Does the science make any sense to you?
Does this make you lol Y/Y?
(Somewhat inspired by this post, because I was confused that the OP wasn't sure if he was Aussie, NZ or English, because they sound incredibly different to me.)
Would you be prepared for it if it did? What steps would you take to survive?
Ever gotten a ticket?
Doesn't street cleaning suck the big one?
From the (very worn) lettering upon the drive, it is a Smart Drive, 128MB. It's FCC ID (I don't know what this is) is PU9USD. Where would I find the drivers (for free) for this? What are the chances the drivers still exist?
I tried Google, but didn't come up with anything, but this may be because I'm not very good at Googling.
how'd you do on the ACT, if you took it?
i got a 29.
I have a very strong desire, and have for a while now, to be a pilot. However I was (and still am) terrified that I won't be able to because of my hips/legs. But I just now e-mailed a flight school to ask them about it. I AM SO NERVOUS IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.
What are some things you like the smell of that some people may find unusual?
2)Am I too late for a part time office job for the summer? Also, I have to work 20 hours a week for free in top of my classes in the fall.
If you like potato chips, what's your favorite kind? Do you like the ruffly kind?
What was the last thing that surprised you?
So, London or France? If you've been to either (or both), what did you do there?
Have you ever been called a MILF?
If some one were to call you that, would you be flattered because they find you attractive/fuckable, or offended because they assumed you are a mother for whatever reason? Or, "other"?
In what ways could you be mistaken easily for a mother? (besides the obvious "having a uterus")
What's the most useful language to speak?
What's the AWESOMEST language to speak?
Is there any airline booking Web site that will *actually* compare fare dates without having to try each date separately?
2. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "red, green, yellow"?
"Please contact me at (number) or (other number), or by email at (address), to talk to me further or schedule a time for us to meet. I'll be contacting you in a few days to" --
to what? I've always seen this line but I can't remember why I'm calling. to make sure they got it? to strong-arm them into giving me an interview?
Alternately, what else goes in this last paragraph? I feel like it should be longer.
What should I order at BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse tomorrow?
Have you ever made a sim of yourself and someone you desire to see what would happen?
If so, what did happen?
Do you know anyone who has a "raver" name?
What's your favorite flavor of lipgloss/chapstick?
how shall i punish her?
Im on a mac? (well, that part's not a question)
He said if the pain gets worse or things change go to the ER but that is expensive and time consuming. But i also dont want my appendix to blow up.
what would you do if you were me?
I want to translate "Dominate Me" into French, but don't know how to do it correctly.
So far I have "Dominez-moi" but have a feeling that there is something more...
Anyone know if this is the correct translation?
knee socks and shorts: cute or annoying? does it depend?
if you do wear makeup, when did you start?
what do you have planned for this weekend?
what are your parents' names?
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Note: I'm looking for exact numbers.
1)would you work at an office where your boss sometimes rode a yak in?
No, because I am scared of everything.
2)what would happen to you if you rode a train to a new city with only $50 in your pocket and a dream?
I'd die. of aids!
3)what's your field?
being a slacker. I am not looking forward to my summer class.
Also for around three grand you can ride Space Mountain with the lights on after the park closes, among other things....
what was the last thing that threw you for a loop? the last thing that made you think to yourself, "wait.... what? did that happen?"
1. What was the last bad choice you made?
2. Who do you think is more annoying, Andy Dick or David Spade?
3. If you were a mammal, which one would you be? Besides human*
how are you spending your friday night?
i'll probably watch bad movies on tv, play the sims 2, maybe get some coffee from dunkin donuts. and if i'm REALLY feeling crazy, maybe i'll actually do something productive like cleaning or reading!
Do you eat lunch at work/school alone or do you have a lunch buddy?
If you eat alone, what do you do to pass the time after you eat if it's too soon to go back to work/school?
If you eat with a lunch buddy, do you invite people who are alone to eat with you too?
Why are colds always worse at night?
2. How much do you spend a day on food, approximately?
What are five things that you would do with the money?
"Buying a flying couch that can shoot lasers" is completely valid.
2. Which is better, ice cream or sorbet? What flavour?
And for those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about..
because I uploaded mine this earlier..
Can I see a cool snap from your last holiday?
Where did you go?
Who did you go with?
Did it live up to your expectations?
When and where are you going on your next holiday?
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What are you thinking about right now?
Does anyone know how easy it is to find wireless internet in Russia? I'm willing to pay.
Do you know what this hat symbol stands for?
(i can't embed cause i suck)
Also, do you wear hats often? If so, what kind?
I wear baseball caps all the time. Boston Red Sox here. You?