When you sing, do you make the same noises as/hum along to the instruments as well?
I make a great flute.
Raspberry filling in a cake or lemon?
Are you excited for Rock Band when it comes out for the wii?
pretend that your college is hosting a formal (which means dressing up, dancing a bit, and having a buffet). you're really excited about it, because you had a great time last year and you like dressing up, plus you NEVER get to hang out with your friends and your boyfriend at the same time, and now you will. now imagine your boyfriend simply decides he doesn't want to go. how would you feel?
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Because it's not, is it? Was it sarcasm? It didn't sound like it to me.
I've watched MG probably about 20ish times now and it bothers me every time.
(I really, really hope butter isn't a (secret) carbohydrate otherwise I shall look extremely stupid when posting this...XD)
I am looking for a humorous list along the lines of "5 Ways to Pick Up Girls". I KNOW some random humor site out there has done one.
Have YOU ever seen a list like this? Will you please share the URL? :D
ALSO: My tea has a funny aftertaste that wasn't there the last time I had tea. Should I drink it, y/n?
Or people who drag their feet when they walk?
Will you amuse me with the most awkward work situation you've ever been a part of??
However, there comes a time when you must buy new ink. I bought my latest bottle of ink in Ireland, when I was visiting the Book of Kells, because the ink was there, and I remember I needed some. It cost me about 5 Euro, which is about $9. However, back here in the US, the only ink I can find is like $30!
There has to be a weirdo like me out there in TQC. Weirdo, where do you get your ink, and how much does it cost?
I saw John Oliver of The Daily Show tonight. He called me 'batshit insane'. It made my night.
How badly is your google-fu going today?
What have you done recently that you swore you would never do?
Tell me TQC, what sort of evil and tortures should be done to these people for disturbing everyone and their brothers?
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If a woman came to you and said she fantasized about raping someone, how would you react? What if it was a man saying he fantasized about raping someone?
I don't think fantasies about being raped are uncommon or wrong. It doesn't mean the person wants to be raped, and I wouldn't think there was anything wrong with them, male or female
I would be a little disturbed by someone saying they fantasized about committing rape--moreso if that person was a male--but I don't think I'd really think less of them. Fantasy is fantasy, and not real.
I actually feel kind of bad for being more disturbed if the person who fantasizes about raping is male. I think it's because stereotypically it's the man who rapes the woman, and it's something that scares me.
I think the world of fantasy is interesting.
I'm starving and I need to make a Safeway run to buy some breakfast. I'm babysitting my 2-year-old niece, so I would like to buy her the best breakfast a 2-year-old could wish for.
What should I buy?
Unfortunately there are two slight issues;
1. It was dark so all I really know is that he has very soft hair.
How likely is it he will be rather unattractive?
2. We were both a bit foxed. What in your opinion is the likelihood he will find my name in his phone and have no idea who I am?
Lets have a laugh!
Though he could turn out to be an adonis with a good memory....
mine's dov davidoff. i laugh till i cry when i'm watching him, he's so fucking funny.
2. what did you eat yesterday for breakfast, lunch, & dinner?
3. last movie you watched? how was it?
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i keep hearing about the mcdonalds ice coffees, how much are they & are they any good?
How are you gonna kill it? Are you going to become unsuccessful?
1) Do you consider yourself successful?
2) What's the last thing you tried to accomplish, but ended up failing?
2)any other goals?
to make 30 pieces of jewelry a month.
3)are you sleepy?
4)if so, why aren't you asleep?
I'm both procrastinating and obsessing about finals.
Do you use your power?
Who do you use it on?
What do you think will happen if this person disappears?
For some reason, no matter how many times i look it up, I can never remember what "pedagogue" means!
Did it work for you and how many days would this recipe last you?
2. what's on your desk right now?
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I'm working on my 15 page paper for another two hours or so, then going to Whole Foods to pick up some lunch-type food, then going downtown to play Kickball.
Also, how much does it bug you when someone makes two posts in a row when it's not super-active in here?
1. None of my friends like Jason Mraz, so I'd be going alone...should I go alone?
2. Is there a way to buy backstage passes like you could win from a radio station? (Yes, I know I'm creepy)
3. If ticket sales start at 10:00 AM, what time should I really get there?
5. Have you ever gone to a concert alone? What was it like?
edited to clean up after my sorry ass
Does anyone remember this game? Can you pass me a link for it, please?
Tickets are being sold for $25, $35, $45, & $55. How much would you be willing to pay to see Nick Cave and Cat Power together?
If so, any advice?
What about "All intensive purposes" and "All intents and purposes"?
Do you know what an oxymoron really is?
What language mistakes bother you?
I spent all of last night flirting and making plans with with my high school crush and "forgot" to mention my boyfriend
edit: I'm not proud of the fact that I lead him on, I'm proud of the fact that I was able to get over my girly high school ways and finally talk to him.
How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs
If you had to choose between your mother or your sister/brother (pretend you have one if you don't) to save (you can only save one) from a boiling pit of magma, who would you save?
What type of converter have you used? Link?
What sort of passport/ID carrier have you used traveling that you enjoyed/was easy to use? Pocket or around the neck? Links?
I ask because my 16 year old brother is going all of these places this summer for 17 days, and he has never really been away from home longer than 2 days, so it's kind of a big deal that he is 180% prepared, and anyone with personal experience would be really helpful.
Yesterday I went out on a date with my best (guy) friend, and it was ... good i guess. I made out with him, and I think he really really really likes me. But... I just don't know if I'm really attracted to him. He's such a nice guy and the kind of guy I probably should be dating, but I just don't know what to do. Do you think it's just anxiety that will go away, or will this just be one of those things that build and build into bigger and bigger problems?
Also, do you think being 'best friends with benefits' is a terrible idea? Because I don't think he'd think it would be a good one, but I kind of do.
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2. Which is better, La Bou or Panera Bread?
3. Have you ever been rejected? If so, rejected by whom?
Wax? Pluck? Something else?
If you wax, what product (brand) do you suggest to use?
I want to try waxing for the first time but I'm scared I will end up like Whoopi Goldberg. D:
What was your dream job when you were a little kid?
Do you kick ass?
I have to write a state memo to the governor of Michigan explaining the current state of the law as it relates to sexual minorities (regarding marriage, parenting, and employment discrimination), identify three proposals to change the existing law, argue for and against each, and make a recommendation.
1.) has your computer ever fucked up in any way? and if so, what's gone wrong?
2.) how has customer support treated you? alienware claims that, for users under warranty (i found out i still have a couple weeks left!) they will come to your house and fix it for you.
to answer my own first question - the keys sometimes don't register and i have to go back and retype them, the little notch thing at the top that closes the computer is no longer spring-loaded and i have to push it over myself, the cd burner scratches cds and i can't even listen to them because they suck so much, the volume adjuster wheel thing broke and is now stuck inside my computer, and to top it off, the mic/speakers are somehow.. fucked up. like too close. and the mic picks up everything and squeals if you turn it up too much. oh yeah, and it overheats.
i love my computer so much, but i don't think it's even been a year, and all this shit is happening to it. i'm upset.
Can you do a cartwheel?
And by this, I mean preferably an ongoing, multiple commercial thing. We all know that SOBE commercial with the dancing lizards is without a doubt the worst commercial in the history of television.
Girls: Same question as above, but also how do you feel about making the first physical move such as grabbing their hand or something when you can't clearly tell if they are interested?
Is today thoroughly unpleasant for you?
You wake up tomorrow and you are furry. What do you do?
Have demotivational posters replaced lolcats? What is your favorite demotivational poster? (edit: spell check)
What is your favorite oxymoron?
I think I will get a haircut today after this meeting. Would you post a picture of the ugliest haircut you can find?
What's something on the same level as the 'toilet paper debate' that people you know have very strong opinions on?
where should i go for lunch?
any other suggestions?
More specifically, why is it that my flatmates feel the need to stand outside my room at 3am and loudly discuss their latest turdly creations in graphic detail?
Is this their lame revenge for me having loud sex?
I think its the cutest thing in the world when my boyfriend snores.
2. Sky Diving or Hot Air Balloon?
3. Would you do this?
4. Will you post a picture of something you would never do? Not sex related folks;P
Edit, first question needed the ? mark.
Do you tend to admire people you personally know, or people you don't?
Who do you admire?
My school no longer subscribes to Criminal Justice Abstracts, I think. :( I can only access health articles through sagepub now.
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So, What's the last band you saw live? How was it?
1. Have you ever experienced a period of LOTS of hair loss? Losing tons of strands (no clumps) for no real reason? How long did it last?
2. If you're interested in a person you've gone on a date with, how long (generally) before you would have sex with him/her? How long is too long (in your opinion)?
3. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
If NO, then do you like frozen yogurt?
2. Turn to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences in your journal.
5. Invite your friends to do the same.
The following is a three-sentence excerpt from The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"And after that he had to go get ready for a fresh start.
This time he was allowed to climb on an eagle's back and cling between his wings. The air rushed over him and he shut his eyes."
What did you get?
tqc, what should i bring?!
What is the difference and why do people keep bothering me to switch?
EDIT: Does Flickr allow nakedness unlike Photobucket?
Person A has been on prescription painkillers for three years for whatever reason
Person B has been on prescription painkillers for three years for recreational uses. Both are on similar dosgage.
Would the physical effects of the addiction be the same for both? Would it waste away both their livers?
Disclaimer: (I should put this at the bottom of every post as I need to say it so often) I hope you know what I mean as I'm not good at explaining myself.
What about "Communications Lead"?
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Which actress do you hate, whether she can act or not? How come?
Would you rather be in a movie or on Broadway?
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When you've got a limited amount of time, what do you do to prep for an exam? Does it help you to make flashcards, or take reading notes as you read the chapters?
What are you having for dinner? What should I have for dinner?
What is your favorite sexual position?
EDIT: The time frame for studying is until Wednesday at noon. There are four chapters to read and learn how to graph (econ), a quiz for a 2nd class with three chapters to read and homework for a third class plus work, sleep and life between me and success.
2. My mom's best friend's best friend won $1 million in a suit. She told my mom and her best friend that she spent $100,000 yesterday. About $35,000 was spent on her son's truck. TQC, what do you think she did with the $65,000 yesterday?
3. How is your day going?
I just bought a book to teach myself German... because i want to.. lol
Because you could mean Sexy One.
- Do you bake your Macaroni cheeze after cooking it? It seems to be something only I do. My friends all look at me strangely.
- I do performing arts on Saturdays and a lot of hanging upside down. On Sundays i often get this cramp in my chest and it feels like i have devoured a banquet, i feel really full and cramped. Anything i can do to stop it hurting so much?
(yes i know the hanging upside down part probably causes it, but that is a major part of the performing stuff haha)
About 2 minutes into my run this morning, I had a sharp pain in my back and had to stop. Now, my back hurts a lot when I tilt my head/neck forward or twist to the sides. What did I do?
How can I fix this quickly so I can go back to running? It doesn't hurt so badly that I can't function, so I'd like to avoid the doctor's
Say the watch were only $3, instead of $300k -- would you buy a watch that simply told you whether it was day or night?
What ridiculous thing would you attach a huge price tag to in hopes of selling it to the stupidly rich? (c'mon, I need ideas here! ;))
where the guy sounds like he might be saying
"this this this this this"
over and over again?
Mine: going to a party last night. I ended up meeting a lot of new people from my school.
2. What is the last piece of gossip you've heard?
I'm looking for one that will show up on most people's computers, not necessarily some weird one that I have to download. I looked through Webdings but may have missed it.. any help?
When people upload movies to sharing communities on LJ, why do they get so pissed if you don't comment? Someone just posted another "Commenting is a MUST! if I see more people take than comment, I will delete the files!" after the file they presumably uploaded for other people to enjoy, so why are they being so pissy about it? Not commenting kind of protects the people that download it, right? Are they just trying to drag the others down to cover their asses or is there something I'm not seeing?
I just don't understand. Someone s'plain because I'm a dummy.
How do you figure?
also, do you really think that these fake security cameras would deter someone from breaking into a house/business/etc.?
2) How would you describe your first sexual experience with a member of the opposite sex?
3) How would you describe your first sexual experience with a member of the same sex?
What is the highest level you can reach?
Have you played Curveball before?
I have played this game for years; it might just be my favorite Flash game.
Why am I watching this depressing movie again?
Has there ever been a movie you've watched that stuck with you for days after? What kind of feeling/thoughts did it leave you with, and why? What movie was it?
WTF happened to my dad's car? We got a weird intrusion of LAFD firepeople on our property about how his car was spontaneously on fire. So... what happened? Did somebody set it on fire, or did it explode from the inside and scorch outwards?
I got my eyebrows waxed Friday and instead of just the regular redness I apparently got an extremely painful burn (on both eyebrows/eye areas). On my left eye its a lot worse and this... 1/4"x2" patch of skin is just on fire. I figured it was nothing but it's still bothering me and the skin has cracked off and there's a little almost bloodishness (you know what I mean? Not actual blood but maybe right beneath the skin) on part of it. I haven't been poking at it and I've applied Neosporin and just sort of moped.
My questions then are...
a) Do you think this is going to scar?! I'm so vain, I know, but damn its huge and scary looking. :<
b) Can I really get anything done by going back to the place that did this? I've been there before with different people for hair cuts and brow waxes before with all good results and I really like all the people there, but I mean, damn. And if I did go back, what are they going to really do? Offer me a free brow wax? -_-;
What's the highest and lowest age of someone you'd be willing to date?
Would you date you?
I have no sound on my computer and no idea what I said.
2. How was your saturday night?
I had an awesome time at a indiana jones marathon, and then spent about 2 & a half hours waiting for a bus that never came, and didn't get home until 8am (I got dropped off at the bus stop at 2:20am).
3. a) Will my mum appreciate it if I spend $50 (AUD) (a lot of money for me right now) on adopting her an animal through WWF for her birthday? b)I don't know what she'd like, and saving a turtle or something seems better than a dvd she'll never watch, right?
c)Anything similarly world-helpy I could get her (cheaper things would be a plus)?
For me, it's ~20,000. At school, it's more like 113,000.
1. What song(s) does Bruce absolutely need to be a true workout companion?
I was going to buy an armband to hold Bruce while I jogged, but it was $25 (!!!), so I bought two wristbands for $2 and rigged up a perfectly serviceable Bruce-holder.
2. Have you ever made something expensive and extravagant out of something cheap and ordinary? What was it?
What are some nice quality sad books?
What do you think of friends with benefits?
Have you ever done it? Did it work out?
how amazing is that feeling, tqc? did it make you want one of those for your own when you felt it?
How many stories high would you consider to be too much of a bother to ascend via stairs?
How long do you think you can last being stuck in an elevator alone by yourself before your first suicidal thought?
Would you be able to sleep in order to pass some time?
(lol fake lj-cut)
All in all, I think he handled it rather well.
what did your last burp taste like? Did you enjoy it?
- 2 kiwis
- 1 banana
- a buncha rasberries
- a little bit of milk
- some cranberry juice
It made me shit like crazy.
I've been wondering if it matters where the dark is applied in relation to the eye. I mean, it's a lot lower on the face for the sports makeup than kohl. Is the important thing for the dark colour to be below the eye? Where do you think the sun would shine to cause the most trouble?
What about non-prescription dark contacts, anyone here ever use them instead of sunglasses?
In a nutshell: anyone have any knowledge or experience with reducing the glare of the sun by using cosmetics?
I recommend "Black Books" and "The IT Crowd"
I love me some Graham Linehan!
Whose presence makes you want to fucking kill something?
I can't say I'm that adventurous...I've sampled octopus once, I think that's the extent. No I didn't like it.
What do you do to relieve stress?
Usually I'll go sit at the beach or near a large body of water at night(lake/river/whatever), but lately I can't do that since my car's being repaired.
Grocery store clerk: Did you find everything you were looking for today?
Clerk: Oh good. The last woman said she didn't, and I had no idea what to say. So I just looked at her and kind of shrugged my shoulders. She got so mad.
Customer: Then why do you ask?
Clerk: To be polite.
I was just wondering, for those of you that have worked in retail and were trained to ask that, what were you told to respond with if someone said "no"?
What was the last thing you did that made you feel accomplished?
b. What do you usually have in your purse?
c. Do you think you carry more or less than the average female?
d. Do you think you are pretty much a normal person?
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The only thing that seems to help is nicotine. But that´s only temporary, and cigarettes are disgusting. The aching gets so bad sometimes it makes me want to cry. I wear one of those grinding guards at night because I grind my teeth in my sleep, and it only makes the pain worse.
There´s gotta be something I can do... any suggestions?
The Hair theme song, "Nothing" from A Chorus Line, "So Much Better" from Legally Blonde, and "Keep it Gay" from the Producers.
Since I know you're all experts on doing the laundry, TQC, do you have any solutions for getting my hoodie white again? Something I should throw in the wash? Or, after realizing it can't be saved, should I stab m roommate in the neck with a steak knife? I'm open to suggestions.
EDIT: Oh, right. I should probably add that I've tried washing the thing three times in a row to no avail. :(
("Every cloud as a silver lining." "Everything happens for a reason." "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." and so on)
I found that my tolerance is about a week.
2. If a guy wants to ask a girl out, but doest not want a relationship, does he just want a piece of ass?
3. Who do you feel like shanking today? Any particular reason?
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also, you still havened applyed to tqc_rates_u why is that?
Does anyone know how I could fix this/what's wrong with it? Thanks in advance.
I tried to Google around, but nothing useful came up. :-(
What other fake rumors have you heard about celebrity deaths?
A few years ago I heard that Jaleel White (Steve Urkel) killed himself and left a suicide note that said "Did I do that?"
TQC, what does this make me?
Do I have to have an actual eye doctor visit, or can I just take in my prescription?
I want to see how I handle contacts, but at the moment don't have $$, but will eventually.
ETA: NOT A HYPOTHETICAL
If there was a way you could find out everything that would happen to you from now until you died, would you?
What if it wasn't yours, but someone else's life you could read like a book?
Edit: If yes to the previous question, whose life would you want to read?
Is it valid to discuss both whether politics was brutalised at all and whether the first world war was the root cause. Should I focus on one issue or equally on both? Should I completely ignore one?
thanks for any help you can give me.
Edit: Please to forgive the numerous typos. I was having a fight with the English vocabulary, apparently
What are a few of your favorite things?
Yes, those are all great, but can they be even greater?
Would you be curious to try being the opposite?
Warning: there is a weenie in the comments.
Years ago they were all packed up to move to Germany. Everything was packed and ready to go and it fell through at the last minute? Any thoughts why?
But, the reception is pretty much going to be a typical wedding reception, minus the wedding party bullshit. There will be cake and really awesome toppers and a DJ and boose, father-daughter and mother-son dances.
However, I'd feel strange wearing a wedding dress to the damn thing, because the wedding would have already been held.
What say you, TQC?
P.S., you guys have pretty much single-handedly planned my wedding by voting on each question I pose. You're all fucking awesome.