|I can has your sexual preference now?
||[Apr. 20th, 2008|11:09 pm]
The Question Club
Let's say you're not dating anyone, but you find out your ex has turned gay (or straight, if you are gay). And your ex before that one. And before that, and everybody you've ever dated or kissed is now batting for the same team (or other team, you gay people). Every guy/girl you've ever been linked to on any physical level is now gay (or straight, if you're gay). What do you do with this knowledge?
Start singling out people who would be funny if they were gay. Like, only date conservatives and macho homophobes (or girlie girls)
I obviously have a super power, not unlike the Xmen. I make a costume and use my power only for good
Like above, but use my power only for evil
Never date anyone ever again. I'm cursed!
Apparently, this only happens once you break up with them. So, the trick is to only date people who you know are going to be around for a good while. It's for their own good that they stick around
Who cares? It's not my problem they prefer penii now (or the vag). They shouldn't do things that make me want to break up with them, and siphon off their heterosexuality for good (or homosexuality, if you're gay)
Offer my services for hire. Anybody that wants revenge on an ex can hire me and I'll kiss them and change their preference as payback
I take this as further proof that I should only be dating people of my own gender. Can't turn gay people gay