joey_rama needs more _________ pills.
April 19th, 2008
joey_rama needs more _________ pills.
Cunts (Upon Receiving the Swingers Life Club Memberships Solicitation) by John Updike.
I want a friend to read it on here, and I've been searching and all I get is people talking about the poem, not the actual poem itself.
How do you like your biscuits?
how does having to pee all the time influence you when you have to go out shopping/with firends/whathaveyou?
how do you accommodate this in everyday life?
does it affect how you feel about yourself? (ps - did i use affect correctly or should it have been effect? i don't know the rules!)
thanks to all!
EDIT - are any of you on medication for this type of thing? what med? does it work? side effects? thanks again!
It was so fun. :(
What percentage of the female population do you think are bi-curious or lesbian?
What percentage of the male population do you think are bi-curious or gay?
What percentage of the TQC community do you think is bi-curious?
Lastly, I'm drunk. Are you drunk?
Were you extremely disturbed?
If you like scary, disturbing, just all around fucked up movies, go rent this. I couldn't sleep last night and I'm not scared easily.
Mine is Gunther's Teeny Weeny String Bikini.
1. Do you ever use the dollar coins instead of bills?
2. Do you like the dollar coins (the idea of them, not the actual design on them)?
3. Do you think the government should get rid of dollar bills and instead only use the coins? Why?
Do you have a weird sense of humor?
Have you ever rotfl when no one else laughed?
Care to share some jokes and/or pictures that you thought were funny and no one else did?
I recently showed a couple of my friends this macro and one of my friends didn't laugh. I said "What? Not funny? I don't hear you laughing." He said "It's funny... I smiled. Isn't that enough?" It happens a lot. I'll think something is HILARIOUS and lmao and others will be like "I don't get it" or "It's not that funny."
Don't they seem kind of backwards? Like, shouldn't people have to sit and breath through coffee stirrer straws for a couple hours instead of taking a nice long walk?
It seems every so slightly calloused. 'Nyanya, I can walk, I can run, I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO BETTERRRRRRR!"
Ize just wundrin
What time did you go to bed last night?
ex: the passenger seat of the car is dangerous. It is a deadly seat to sit in. The backseat is safer. People have died from sitting in the passenger seat. I would prefer if you not sit in the front seat. (Why didn't you just tell me that?)
My grandmother says it's from when my granddad lectured my mom when she was a kid. (Which irrationally worried me that I might torture my future children with lectures.)
2. What are the perfect chips to eat with your perfect burger?
3. Whats your favorite food to eat in the summertime?
if you aren't, do you have a specific reason?
has anyone heard of first-hand accounts of paramedics or hospital workers who "don't care" as much about people who are organ donors, because if they die, they don't need to "save" their organs as much?
hey, and don't sass me about the quotations. those are the best words i can use to explain what i'm trying to say.
2. i'm in a really really mixed up lovey dovey situation. i'll use letters to save the embarrassment of either of these people reading this.
E= my good friend, has a huge crush on J.
J= we just met in january and we're okay friends, but we just don't talk/hang out that often.
K= me. stuck in the middle. :(
(i should say that we're all lesbians, to save later confusion.)
okay, so J just got out of a three year long relationship, two weeks ago. since then, she's been flirting with K, E, and another girl. E, being lonely, has taken J's bait and has fallen for her, haaard. i think that J likes the attention, but doesn't care who it's from. J apparently has a huge crush on me, and i am not interested in the slightest bit.
so, what do i do, TQC? i can't be the one to tell E that J doesn't like her and instead has a big crush on me. that'll break her heart. and, i don't want to have the "hey, you're very immature and just GOT OUT OF A THREE YEAR LONG RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU NO I WONT BE YOUR REBOUND GIRL and you're moving back home in a week and i am not attracted to you etc etc." i do feel bad that this is probably going to end badly for E, and i don't feel like it's my place to say/do anything about it. halp!
Do you think I will have success finding a few college guys to help me move my stuff on a weekday? I'd offer them pizza and beer.
1. Should I go to the doctor? From my understanding they can't do much. Plus I don't want to spend 60 bucks just to have them tell me, "take pressure off it, and take ibuprofen."
2. Is there anything else I could do to help it?
My fiance and I are getting married (obviously), and I've been thinking about printing up portions of my personal blog and making little booklets to place on the tables at the reception. All of the entries are written in a first-person, almost story-like manner. They cover pretty much everything to our first date, all the way up until present times.
Should I do this? Do you think it's hokey or cute?
Edit: For those of you who care, the blog is aifeala. Too personal for comfort?
Do you like "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
Can you name any other songs of Rick's?
What, feasibly, should I do/consider doing? No, travelling around Australia/Europe is not an option.
I have a few ideas but I really should think about this more. Yeah I know some people will look at this and go 'um, shouldn't you decide for yourself?' but, it's not like I'm going to just do what you say, it's more I want to think about some things, big or small, that could be good to do.
So, any ideas?
Big, small, online, real life, entertaining/trivial, serious... What'd make a good year?
2. Will you post a picture of it?
This is mine, yeah I'm ghetto.
I have 19....so far
What's the name of your fave playlist?
Mine is Take me drunk I'm home
2. The game will be released on June 3. Does that mean that Amazon will ship it on that day, or will they ship it beforehand so that I will get it ON June 3rd?
Do you have a favorite brand?
How long has a pair lasted for you?
Will you post a photo of your sunglasses, or you wearing your sunglasses?
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I never used to but I try to now. I hate it when I steal someone's icon and they didn't credit anyone so I can't XD
2. How are you icons organised?
Mine are by username (here) but now I have too many and it's hard to find the one I want!
3. How many LJ icons do you have on your computer?
I have 560ish.
if so, which city is the "LA" of the east coast?
are there any other comparable cities that you can think of?
Is it art?
There is no opportunity here, it's basically desolate. We have no idea where to go to.
Do you have any advice on what our next step should be?
What for and why?
And, since I OBVIOUSLY cannot get the macbook i so very very much long for, here's what I have narrowed it down to:
and why please. And if you're bored, other options are welcome as well!
Piglets, cute or not?
Grown pigs, cute or not?
I took some medicine for my sinuses nearly six hours ago. Now my eyes are dialating in and out when I look in the mirror and I'm light and heavy-headed at the same time. Did I take too much? I weigh 95 pounds, so should I have taken a children's dose? It's got acetaminophen, guaifenesin, phenylephrine HCI, and dextromethorphan HBr in it.
I've never had or made these before, so I'm wondering how many does it take to feel something?
Should I make more? If so, how many more? There will also be 6 cases of beer to drink and for pong.
EDIT: I forgot to mention people are also bringing me liquor as it is my birthday party.
I'm looking for a typewriter style font, the kind that looks a bit smudged... do know which font that is?
Any fonts that you particularly hate? I say, fuck Helvetica!
2. If so, what is it?
I HATE it when people say jew, cho, or chew when the proper way to speak you is YOU!
okay, so my best friend and i had decided that we would be going to San Francisco, CA instead of Washington, D.C later on in the year right? WELL.. things have changed. :p [no worries, she's still my best friend lol]
SO now i have to decide whether or not i should still venture out to SF by myself OR go elsewhere.. i am thinking about San Antonio, TX (where another one of my best friends lives).. but i am pretty much open to any suggestions that you might have. nothing outside of the country.. maybe next year. ;)
have/would you ever take a week long vacation by yourself?
where did/would you go?
where should i go?
My questions are:
1) Which of the Saw movie endings surprised you the most?
2) If you could set up a trap for someone to teach them to appreciate their life who would you choose?
3) If you found out one of your exes had committed a serious crime and their defence team called on you as a character witness would you agree and go to court for them?
4) Lyriq Bent or Costas Mandylor?
What is something in the room you are in that is shiny?
And where are you from?
if you were in the mood for a hilarious episode, which of these shows would you turn to?
I'm doing a project for my daughter (a countdown until our family vacation) and all I found was "365 Reasons to Drink".
2. How the hell did I gain five pounds in two days?
3. I live in a kind of crappy neighborhood. There are walking paths around town. Is it worth the time and gas to drive somewhere to walk, or should I buy a treadmill?
4. What else was I going to ask?
I went to the dentist today bout the wisdom tooth I've been complaining about (if anyone remembers at all). He showed me the x-rays of my teeth and I thought it would be big because it hurts so much, but it' barely even big enough to be out of my gums, it's so tiny! How can something so small be so painful?
One of my dogs has gotten very mouthy when she plays. She's a labrador, so she's already pretty mouthy, but earlier when we were playing she bit my hand and broke the skin a little. When she bites we say "no" and stop playing with her, or we put her outside until she calms down a little, but this isn't helping at all. How can we stop her from doing this without being aggressive with her?
If you worked there, did you like it?
And, they said to "dress professionally" well what should I wear in order to appear professional, appeal to them, but still keep my youthful look?
Apparently there are a lot of people who thought it was a "g" or some random symbol.
I just realized I have two birth control patches on. XD
What does yours come from and when did it start?
How hard is it explaining living with it to people who have never had it?
Your favorite animal planet show?
EDIT: I've tried ceasing to talk to him to see what would happen, and that didn't resolve anything. he is so difficult. :C
today I went door-to-door for Obama. have you done anything to volunteer for any political figure?
Do you like falafel?
What all do I need to buy for my new place, TQC?? :D
I got Starbucks this morning.
WTF IS UP WITH THE NEW CUPS!??!
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On a different note:
Whatever happened to the Brawny guy?
And why can't the face, neck, hands and feet have them???
Have you ever had them in a strange place??
What do you have too much of?
1. When Paxton goes back to save the Japanese girl, would you have done the same thing? Or would you have left her there?
2. Honestly, if you had the chance to kill someone would you? How would you do it?
- Looking for Alaska (John Green)
- Along Came A Spider (James Patterson)
- Invasion (Robin Cook)
- The Devil Wears Prada (Lauren Weisberger)
- The Book Thief (Markus Zusak)
- Dreamland (Sarah Dessen)
- The Legacy (Cindy Cadelo)
Is there anyone in TQC who has an icon of someone else, but you assumed it was them?
How about someone with an icon of themselves, but you assumed was a celebrity?
Are you an adult person you wanted to be as a kid? Did you 'shape' the way you wanted?
Your character, emotions and social life...
(serious question, clearly for people who passed puberty :))
Anyone know what the hell is going
So far, there are Kit Kat Chunky, Kit Kat White, Kit Kat Peanut butter and Kit Kat Cappuccino. (that's all I have in my country, of there are more types, just say!)
I predict TV programming y/n?
Isn't "the TQC" a bit redundant? Like ATM machine. I think so.
How many puppies did you pet today? I only pet 3. I have a 6 puppy/day requirement for my general content. 10 for anything approaching happiness.
b. How's that going for you?
2. When was the last time you flossed?
3. Where is you go-to place to hide something (like an object) from people like friends, family, lovers?
4. If you can remember, who was the first President you voted for in an election? In what year?
What can we do to entertain ourselves?
How do I hit on a guy over IM? It needs to be vague enough so that it won't be awkward if it doesn't work, since I'll have to see him around a lot later. I'm aware of how lame this question sounds, but I haven't dated in over a year, so I guess I'm out of practice.
Do you think there's something wrong with my technique that's causing it to do this?
Or should I get it looked at?
Do you sometimes think you're too nice/too mean of a person?
I get my license in a few weeks. How should I celebrate?
Will you post pics of your hair in any sort of up-do using clips or bobby pins or anything else besides visible scrunchies or rubber bands?
If you post pics of your hair up, will you then post any pic of yourself?
Edit: Removed copy pasta
ETA: FEEL FREE TO POST SOME FAIL MACROS FOR MY HORRIBLE FAIL :D
Although great ones were posted last night.
We're sitting down to have a beer and all of these kids are coming in! There were infants, but also two kids who looked to be in the 8-10 age.
Since when are bar rules that you have to be 21 or under the age of 10? And why the hell are people bringing small, small babies to bars?
She wants to play truth or dare. Ideas?
2.There's going to be one for World Earth Day tomorrow night. I missed the one(first time in the country caused a big rahrahrah!) last week, so I'm planning to go tomorrow for funzees before all this gets overrated here.
Since it's for World Earth Day, the theme is Green shirts and I think we were suppose to freeze with poses that symbolizes environmentalism like "Have sunglasses on and a paper fan to symbolise global warming or Freeze with a group of people picking up litter to symbolise the pollution"
What would you do? I need ideas!
3. What are you doing on Sunday, btw?
Also, what, Tupac and Elton made a music together? This happened, why?
What song you wish they would play more often ?
Will you come to "thequestionclub" chat on AIM?
Is there any way to not antagonize him or hurt his feelings while still staying single for the next month or so before I head back to school?
Preferably without indicating that anything would EVER happen?
What would you do if this were you? Would you be mean to him, or what?
Why is it always my brothers' friends?
when was the last time you ate a salad? what was in that salad?
TQC, would this make you hopeful?
What is the deal with Eli Porter? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sq29xckN8E&feature=related
My Firefox browser isn't playing sounds. All other sounds work just fine on my machine. When I open the links in explorer, the sound works.
So what gives? Can anyone tell me how to fix this?
It's probably something stupid obvious...
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The very first song playing. It was so familiar when I saw the movie (which was amazing by the way), and I neeeeed to know what it is. Any help is appreciated!