Our cats are considered ~family members~ So, my mom has no problem wiping their butts.
Our cats are considered ~family members~ So, my mom has no problem wiping their butts.
[1- you wouldn't feel bad about kicking a baby, 10- you feel bad just thinking the baby isn't cute]
have you done something you should feel guilty about but you just don't care?
tell us about it?
have you done something you shouldn't feel guilty about but you do?
you can tell us about that too if you want.
i just guessed someone's password to lurk someone else on facebook and i feel so guilty :( i have an overly guilty conscience even though i don't do much bad stuff. i feel like a real creep :(
This means I have to volumize, a lot. I assume those scenesters get that look by backcombing/A LOT of hairspray. I don't want gross stiff hair, but I also don't want to have toupee-head. Is there a happy medium? Anyone with a scene haircut have advice?
please don't suggest i cut my hair more. i have been trying to grow it long for literally years and either getting impatient and cutting it short again or getting a bad haircut and having to cut it short. i am NOT cutting any more off.
Also: my breasts––how can I weigh them?
Favorite Elton John song?
why am i always so cold? :[
What the heck is wrong with me and/or my deodorant?? What's a brand I should try?
What does a gunshot sound like?
Will I be on the news tomorrow?
Am I a mean Dad?
care to tell us all about it?
I'm intoxicated at the moment.
Won't you tell me what your vices are?
What is the difference, in your opinion, between asking permission and discussing options with your partner/SO?
My 10-page paper is due at 10AM. I'm in class till 12. Then I have a break until 3PM to finish my 3-page paper. But it probably won't happen because at this point I will have been awake so long that I will physically collapse.
Should I just go to bed and skip my classes besides the 10-page paper class? Or should I stay awake all night and most of tomorrow trying to finish this shit and probably land in a hospital? Dx
I personally like these two:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck would chuck
All the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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What do I do about the dead ants, guys?
If so, who and/or what freaks you out?
Do you think it would be better to think you'll live forever (even though you'll die) OR
to know that one day you'll die?
i need an extra english class, but nothing specific, so i'm taking 'comics and video games as literature' next semester. i've heard the prof is AMAZING and i'm so fucking excited for this class.
ETA: Of course there's no "T" in "False". I'm asking how you pronounce the word. Imagine I'm asking "do you pronounce it 'Skedule' or 'shedule', in reference to the word 'schedule'", if that makes you more comfortable.
You're hiking through the woods, when you stumble across an unusual sight. Osama bin Laden. He's got his eyes closed, deep in meditative prayer. He's a good 10 feet below you, but there's no doubt in your mind it's him. He's about to get up and head to his car. You're aware that you're leaning against a big boulder, that, if pushed, would fall upon him, and kill him. He's completely oblivious to you. What do you do?
What should you get a discount on, but don't? Why?
And no, it's not for homework!
EDIT: Answered. It's The Annunciation by Fra Carnevale. Thanks, TQC!
I've seen somewhere around 30 or so.
it doesn't have to be a straight up history book, memoirs or creative non-fiction or even an accurate novel would even be better as i'm less likely to die of boredom while reading. :)
Why do girls use so much more toilet people than guys? This has always puzzled me, especially since girls don't poop.
ETA, in this sense oral exam = French speaking exam at uni. But feel free to post dentist related stuff too, any exam goes.
What is the ugliest outfit you can think of? What's the ugliest thing you've ever worn? What's the ugliest thing you've ever seen someone wear (besides a costume that was supposed to be ugly)?
Have you had corrective eye surgery? Are you happy with the results? What was your vision like before the surgery? How old were you when you got it?
I've been talking about getting the surgery with my doctor and found out that a good amount of the cost would be covered by my health insurance, so I'm looking into getting it done as soon as possible.
2) Was the service good for you?
3) Do you still recommend the game to others?
4) What's your favorite song to play for each instrument?
5) What's one song you wish was in the game?
6) What's your band name?
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Should I embed it in the email, or send it as an attachment?
I'm doing it via Craigslist, and the majority of postings don't say what they'd prefer. I think it looks more professional to attach it, but I'm worried they'll be all "ohnoes, can't open that- it might be a virus!!!11" So far I've send attachments, and have said something along the lines of " If you would like me to send the contents embeded within the email without the attachments, feel free to reply"... but :-\
What would have been an even funnier thing for him to have said?
2. How are you feeling right now?
3. Do you know anyone who is spoiled? How are they spoiled?
Am i dreaming or did that entry get deleted?
Should i walk to the shops and buy corn chips for nachos?
I'm usually Pikachu or Kirby. Cause I'll shock you outta the ring with Pika and steal your powers as Kirby... and they're both fucking awesome.
I currently live with a massive lazy slob. She never cleans, no matter how much I ask her to do something. Today, for the first time she put some form of 'effort' into cleaning the house. I refuse to do something like leave her dishes/ rubbish in her room (mostly because i knwo she'd just throw it into my room, ew) and I also refuse to clean for the next month seeing as i've done it by myself for the last 4...even though that's going to drive me nuts. So, TQC, wtf can I do to get her ass into gear?
also both our names are on the lease, so I can't kick her out :(
how was the end result?
did you cut it while your hair was wet or dry?
what look were you going for (if any)? did you achieve that look?
what is the best way to cut full/thick bangs?
i want to cut my hair (or at least my bangs). i don't care THAT much if i screw it up because it's just hair and it will grow back but i don't really know what i am doing at all.
Self Exploration Through Literature.
(Random, I know)
And the teacher asked us to describe our 'perfect day'
Like, a day we actually lived.
Whats your 'perfect day' ?
2. Is your lunch tasty?
1. I high-fived Bill Clinton.
So picture this. You get home from work or school or wherever and you're home for the night so you obviously de-pants and walk around the house in your underwears. HOWEVER your pal calls you up and says, "Hey, I'm a dork. My car ran out of gas. I have a gas can but I need someone to tote me to a station please??? The nearest one is like 5 miles away and I'm not that far from your house." How much of a pain in the ass is it for you to put on pants once again and go help out a friend. 1=piece of cake; 10=fuck that. good luck walking, pal
Alternatively, would you ignore any sort of societal requirement that you put some pants on and just go pick up your friend in underpants?
PS this poll is related strictly to the putting on of the pants. please do not misconstrue this as asking about how much of a pain it would be to pick this person up.
What were your favorite part-time jobs and why?
It's not an UTI, if it were my appendix I'm sure it would've gone kablooie by now, and I'm pretty damn sure I'm not pregnant.
What's wrong with me?
(Non-serious answers welcome, expected, and prepared for.)
I haven't had sound on my computer for a while and it's making me realise how many things require sound :(
Have you ever liked someone connected to the person you're supposed to like more than the person (eg. liked a new friend's sister more than the friend)?
What did you do? How'd that turn out?
If you haven't had this occur, and if, hypothetically, I was in this situation, what should I do?
2.) You're in a heating vent/duct, like in those spy and/or science-fiction movies. You can either move forwards towards a really terrible smell of decaying flesh, or backwards towards what sounds like an object or person slowly advancing towards you while making scratching/scrabbling noises against the metal. Do you go forwards or backward?
What are your suggestions on quitting? Besides the obvious chew gum, dont be around smokers, ect. Specific things that worked for you.
If you quit smoking cigarettes should you quit smoking pot too?
How many people in here smoke pot?
Does anybody else REALLY like the Dag Nasty album Field Day?
Do you mix something in for flavor or just plain water?
Do you personally notice any overall physical difference if you drink "a lot" of water everyday in comparison to drinking very little water?
If somebody alludes to drinking a ton of water everyday, how much would you assume?
This is a long shot, but does anybody know of a DIY way to make those "jibbitz" things that kids put in the holes in their crocs? Like, what can be used as the actual base that stays in the hole? I got my daughter a pair to avoid foot grossies over the summer but I got brown for neutrality but I kinda wanna be able to dress them up... and those jibbitz things are crazy overpriced.
How about the worst drama?
What is the best show currently on TV?
What old show needs to return?
What show needs to end?
for example, i haaaate wet paper. i hate touching it and even looking at it makes me want to gag. yuck! i get made fun of a lot for this.
will you post a picture of something you painted?
i want to buy a painting. do you have paintings for sale?
Any other suggestions...
You have a date with someone new. This other person is seems nice and they're cute, and this person is going to select the first date location. Which of these choices would be the most interesting to you on a first date?
You're single in this scenario. You have a date with your local coffeehouse barrista. This person is cute and nice and willing to pay for everything the first date. At some point, they have to drop by their house, and since it might take a little while, that you should come in too. You both walk in, and your date's family is there. "Chris! Who's that with you? Is it..a date? Your first date!", to which Chris replies "I know! I think he/she likes me!" and Chris seems rather giddy at the thought that he/she is being a big boy/girl. Unfortunately, Chris still plays with toys and sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car and is very immature and has absolutely no knowledge of anything that isn't on Cartoon Network. But you made Chris so happy by going out with him/her, and you'll really hurt his/her feelings if you said no. Do you give Chris a second date?
Same scenario as above. Your date Chris is an immature bimbo/himbo and has never had a date before. You get paraded in front of Chris' family, who are all tickled pink by the fact that Chris is doing a 'grownup thing'. Chris goes to his room to get his/her lucky Pez dispensor, when Chris' uncle comes over to you. He looks like a big biker guy. "This is Chris' first date ever. We never thought that he/she could ever find someone to go out with him/her. I've never seen Chris so happy in my life. Now, if you break Chris' heart, me and my biker friends will make sure you pay for your arrogance." You swallow hard. Chris then comes out of his/her room, crying hysterically. "What's wrong, Chris?", asks his mother. "I CAN'T FIND MY ELMO PEZ DISPENSOR!!!". Funny how you had no idea Chris was such a pathetic dork when you first met. What do you do now?
if you watch films critically, how did you learn to do so? and, in your opinion, what is the best film of all time?
Who wants me to send them a jail letter?
Also, have you ever been to jail? If so, for what?
What languages other than you native tongue are you fluent in?
Why not and what the hell is the matter with you? (Hi antihill!)
Was it ever embarrassing? Would it have been embarrassing if they never have?
I personally loved having my mom with me. I felt mad cool.
Me: Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen.
2) If you had a chance to ask 3 of your favourite celebrities one question each what would you ask them?
3) Have you ever had a fairly close friendship with someone online only to then find out something important about them that made you think twice about being friends with them? What was it?
How are you going to seduce this person?
1. Has anyone else received a loltastic message from her?
2. Will you share some good dramas that happened in TQC that you have enjoyed?
3. What about any good drama in general? (In real life, elsewhere...)
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2. What is your name?
3. Do you go by a shortened form of your name?
4. Does it bother you if other people shorten your name without asking first?
How long have you been on it?
Hows it working for you?
Are you on it for any particular reason? (wedding, vacation, just overall health etc)
whats your favorite brand of bike shorts and cleats?
I am going on a date tonight with a guy who is considered to dress "diffrent" (a bit like Devendra Banhart ).
We are going to a night gallary and a friends party.
suggestions on what to wear ?
p.s I feel like a hanger on/plain jane in his presence as he is the cool one in our soical group.
Am I able to pack a suitcase within a suitcase? I am going to NYC and planning to do alot of shopping. So, rather than pay an extra $25 for an empty suitcase, I'd rather just put the smaller one full of my clothes and stuff in the bigger one, It would be checked luggage ofcourse.
Can anyone enlighten me? Is this allowed?
edit: Thanks for all the great and quick responses!
X-posted to thequestionclub and travelwhores
2)do you have a favorite fruit? name it if you do.
3)How do you identify native flowers and plants of your region? When gardening, do you focus on native plants?
What type of person do you love being around?
What type of person can you not stand to be around?
1. Someone who makes me laugh without being sarcastic, vulgar, or verbally bashing someone. Someone who understands.
2. I cannot stand someone who gets a laugh out of being mean to others. I don't like people who will talk your ear off one day, and pretend not to know you the next. I do not like people who care way too much about what their peers think.
I'm not trying to be silly, I'm genuinely wondering why my dogs keep eating their own shit.
I attended an Italian Gala with him the other night.
My question is...
1. Why do most Italian men put so much gel in their hair?
For what organization? What do you do for them and how often?
Why should we respect you?
Did you know that along with both a penis AND a vagina, that bisexuals now come with tentacles?
What is your favorite reality show?
What is your favorite drama?
Do you notice if the same person posted back-to-back in TQC if they used different icons?
Do you notice which of your coworkers slack off more than others?
Do you notice which of your coworkers drink the coffee but never make it?
Do you notice which of your coworkers are interested in each other?
( http://www.fox19.com/global/story.asp?s=8083860 )
Edit: To clarify, what kind of things did you say? Were you easily believed? Did the psychiatrist/psychologist jump to conclusions or anything like that?
2. For those bothered by it, does it bother you when someone shrugs it off?
3. For those who shrug it off, does it bother you when someone's bothered by it?
4. What do you think of people who get upset over some human rights abuse, but don't do anything about it?
1. I get upset every time I hear about something. Today in Spanish we watched a film about women who are being murdered and disappeared in Juarez, Mexico, and the local police don't seem to be doing anything about it. I was horrified.
2. No. We all have different ways of coping with things.
4. I understand why they don't do anything because I'm one of those people. It's not that I don't want to do something, but if I tried to do something about everything I would go crazy. No one person can be a savior to the world, but if we all do our part, then we can help. I want to start by volunteering at a homeless shelter this summer.
What's something in your genetics that you'd want to pass on to a child (even if you don't want kids)?
I just found out I'm pregnant.
-Am I having a boy or a girl?
-What color should we paint the nursery?
-Should pregnant women wear bikini's in the summer?
And totally non-related: what is your favorite picture (or pictures) you have taken recently?
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For those who haven't used it/don't know what I am talking about: What is your personal favorite cosmetic product?
My theory is that you're supposed to add the butter at the end, not the beginning. I don't know what my mom does to those things, but when she makes it, the sauce always comes out nice and thick.
1. Do you use the rice or pasta sides that come in the box?
2. If so, do you have trouble getting it to thicken?
3. Is it the butter, or am I not letting the pasta sit long enough?
4. What's your favorite Pasta-roni? :D
After you fight with people, how long is it before you'll talk to them again? Do you have to make up right away or do you wait a few days?
Who is/are your favorite author(s)?
Best book you ever read? Worst?
I've been on a memoir kick lately. What is/are your favorite memoir(s)?
Do you think books are still an important form of entertainment these days? Do you think they will be prominent 10, 20, 30 years down the line?
On a scale of 1 to Facepalm, how nerdy does this make me?
Edit: If it makes me look like less of a dweeb, we met while working at GameStop. So it kinda fits.
For about an hour or two (and the only reason I lasted that long was because I wanted to finish my coffee), I did telemarketing for an adult website company. I think I made 3 or 4 calls before I ran out the door, never to return.
Can you tell me everything I should know about caring for a cockatiel? I've been reading up on it for a while, but I figured if there are any other bird owners it would be good to get advice from here too.
What stands out to you about their manners and speech?
Who are the wrong kind of people?
For the lap swimmers:
Is there usually a place to sign up for a lane?
How many laps do you usually swim?
Any swimming etiquette I should know?
Edit: Less "lulz" please.
b. Which 3 do you dislike? Why?
c. If you don't like any, then will you show me a bumper sticker that you actually like?
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Why, do you think, would a landlord be asking this?
Have you ever seen a completely irrelevant question on an application? Did you answer it?
I'm writing a response for English and quoting some lyrics in it. The song says God damn. Where would I put a * (or bleep it out, so to speak) in that so I would still be able to quote it without my teacher throwing a bitch fit?
ETA: Goddamn it, you guise! XD
For me it's being about two, standing in my grandmother's bed crying for my bottle. And my mother telling me that big girls don't use bottles.
I'm packing for a 5-day trip to Northern California & I know I've forgotten something!
What did I forget?
What did you forget on your last trip? (or any trip)
How was coming down for you?
when i see him, i wanna punch him in the mouth, right in that stupid smirk.
What commercial person annoys the hell out of you/you want to beat up?
I understand that natural hair probably would change, not sure about coloured.
If you have siblings, when they were/are verbally rude to you (age 10-18ish), did your parents tell them off?
What's the weirdest thing that has happened to you in an elevator?
I once found a 100 dollar bill tucked under the metal plate which held the records of the maintenence of the elevator. I returned it to my doctor's office, which was where I was going anyways.
What was the last question you totally misread here? Did you reply and look like an ass, or did you catch yourself before you posted?
Are there any dems here who will not vote for Hillary if she gets the nomination?
Is Hillary a cyborg?
If she is a cyborg, what kind of weapon is she packing in that ugly skirt?