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March 27th, 2008
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What do you do when you can't sleep?
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Can you beat me in blog math, TQC?
I'd want it to be Scott Weilands
Am I a bitch, TQC?
What things can I do to fully maximise the fun that is an empty flat?
2. You can make cheese from any kind of milk, right? Like, from any animal? If so, why don't we have milk from all sorts of animals?
I wouldn't touch pizza or anything with tomato sauce until the last few years.
What is the color of your favorite pair of shoes?
What time do you have to wake up in the morning?
(I had four tonight, in case you care)
mitch albom books are the only books i remember crying to
2. what movies always make you cry?
in her shoes, a walk to remember, anne of green gables, and the notebook. that's all i can think of now, but i know there are more
3. do you ever have tonsil stones? if so, how do you curb their presence/GET RID OF THEM (other than getting your tonsils removed)
yes, and god i don't know which is why i am asking you.
4. what is your normal routine at the gym? if you alternate, describe each/all!
eh i don't have one.
5. what is your motivational song on your workout playlist at the moment?
I am a practicing entomologist and numismatist who has recently landed in dire financial straits due to some unexpected complications in my wife's pregnancy. To tide the family over during these hard times, I grudgingly pawned both my collection of rare African beetle specimens and the prize of my coin collection, a 7th-century Norwegian nickel that was once flipped by the legendary King Olaf himself. Now things are looking up: thanks to a well-timed government grant, I have enough money to buy back one of these two items.
Should I go for the beetles, or should I get my nickel back?
Why don't people remember that other people besides the Jews were killed in the Holocaust? ETA: People in general. If you do know about the Poles and gypsies and gays and handicapped and other undesireables that were sent there, good for you.
How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you the jealous type?
How's that working out for you?
To answer my own question - No, No, and Swell
What's the worst part of you?
What's the worst part of everyone?
why do they do it at 2am when I am ill and unconscious?
more importantly, should I kill them?
Is there anyway to... find these images again?
Why is it, when a guy kisses a girl, everything is peachy, then the next night when the girl kisses him, it's going too fast?
To edit for clarification. Say a guy kisses a girl. Then, the next night, the girl kisses the same guy. Said guy freaks out, and says it's going too fast.
How does that make sense?
I have heard a description, and I'm not overly squeamish about such things. I almost feel that my not having seen it has become an idiosyncrasy that I'd like to which I'd like hang on.
What can't Chuck Norris do?
New episodes of Assy McGee 4/6/08, are you fucking pumped?
2: Do you take something in the bathroom to read?
3: Are you in and out or do you take a while?
4: Is there any food or drink that sends you to the bathroom ASAP?
ETA: also, my neighbor is playing loud bassy music. what should i do to retaliate?
I can't remember who sings it, or even how it goes.. The ONLY thing I remember is the girl singing in the chorus, "game over."
Anyone have any idea what the hell I'm talking about?
What are you waiting for?
My personal fave
Help prevent me from becoming a couch potato slob for the last week of my freedom!
May I hold them for you?
Assuming that I'm allergic to the metal, is there anything I can coat them with so my ears don't freak out? I've heard of putting clear nail polish on belt buckles, but I'm not sure if it'd be safe to do to earrings.
Also, before anyone asks, yes, I cleaned them before I started wearing them.
If small 10 inch tall painted elephants started showing up in your town, what would you think?
I have a couple anime movies, We Own The Night, Predator and some episodes of South Park.
What other movies can you recommend? Anything, anything, anything. I love all genres. ....except porn.... I can't have any pr0n on my Zune. lol Since I watch stuff at work. Of course I have my favorite movies but I wanted some different stuff on here.
When did you first declare the other person a work spouse?
How long did you know the other person before they became a work spouse?
If you have a real SO, would/are they be jealous of your relationship with your work spouse?
Edited to add:
Have you ever done anything scandalous with a co-worker?
Have you ever not done anything scandalous but the situation had potential to seem scandalous to your other co-workers, so you tried to hide what you weren't really guilty of? Did that even make sense?
2. What is a situation that no one is updating you on, and you really want to know more about it?
3. Any plans for the weekend?
4. What was the last good surprise you got?
What weird, funny names have you come across lately? Do YOU have a weird or funny name?
is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.
The unnamable is the eternally real.
Naming is the origin
of all particular things.
Free from desire, you realize the mystery.
Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
Yet mystery and manifestations
arise from the same source.
This source is called darkness.
Darkness within darkness.
The gateway to all understanding.
What do you think of this statement?
Did you watch the space shuttle land last night?
Where do you buy the best tasting bagels?
Do you wear scarves? Do you wear them just when it's cold or do you wear them for style reasons?
it's not for me (geez, I don't have enough time to update on LJ!) or a person, but as a page/contact for a club / organization
the target audience would be adults 20, 30 and up.
what's your call?
(It'll be me and a friend, we're 24/25.)
2. If there were no legal repercussions or consequences, what would you do/say to them?
3. Tell me your favorite fuck-you break up anthem.
Hahaha. What is this?
tell me some of them,please?
all my ethics teacher's anecdotes start with 'well, so I told him to put down the knife...' but I think my favorite one is my african history teacher's story about how she got malaria in Zimbwawe, and the hospital called her family and asked is this [teacher's] family? she's in the hospital. she might live *click*
ETA: Not necessarily with me! Just with anyone. Or just have an icon conversation of niceness.
Is there one pet you pay more attention to?
Do you share food with your pet?
What kind of animal is it?
What is your dream pet?
Have you ever taken the time to breed a species of animal?
Post a picture of your NEWEST addition to your family! Be it human, animal, technological, or automotive.
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If so, how would you rate your shopping experience with the site?
Could you please find the hexadecimal code for this color?
Very disturbing pic.
What r your thoughts about it?
And for retards. Yeah i know i'm black these aren't my family members.
If you found out in the first trimester that there was a high risk that your baby would be born with down syndrome, would you keep him/her or abort?
Queen St., Valley Way, Ferry St., First through Seventh Streets, Main St.
What streets are in the best part of your city?
Mountain Rd., Dorchester Rd, Fallsview Rd., Falls Ave., Clifton Hill
2. what's one thing you didn't do, but wish you had?
This chick (Not here) started some stuff in a community I'm a part of and I didn't want to hear it, so I told her to piss off. She comes to my personal journal to attack me. She tells me I'm fat (Which I already know, as I put it in my user info..I'm the first person to admit it) and says I should eat a hamburger and die of a heart attack.
Am I in the wrong to call her a cunt?
I ask because I was getting my StumbleUpon on a little while ago, and I came across a dating-type site with this question in a poll. I was actually surprised at how many people said they had!
Is that supposed to be...like...a turn-on?
If your SO asked you to pop one of their pimples, would you?
ETA: I asked the "turn-on" question because the people on this site were describing it like it was a turn-on. Lol, god, I wish I still had the source to link you guys to!
Without going to IMDB, answer these questions. #1, What nationality is Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70s Show)?
#2. Where was Keanu Reeves born?
#3. There are 5 Arquette siblings in Hollywood. One of them is Richmond. Can you name the other 4?
#4. Jamie Lee Curtis' mother was one of the lead characters in which famous classic movie?
What color is you car? (if you don't have a car-moped, bike, the bus you ride?)
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
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A) Cathay Pacific
B) Malaysian Airlines
C) Thai Air
Should i go any of these people or demand another airline?
Do you have any comments on the ones listed above?
which airline is the best for Vegan airline meals? (this is also because i can't eat dairy and i would get very sick...so i am not being a fashionable/trendy person..it is important you guys..)
If I were to make blankets, would you like one?
I'm thinking those SUPER soft ones..I don't know the fabric name..but it's baby soft and I am going to make a few this upcoming month.
If you do, and I decide to make you one, I will tell you BUT! I need to know your two favorite colors.
edit! FLEECE! Fleece blankets!
The following people will be recieving a blanket.
Is this outfit appropriate?
EDIT: I don't own slacks or kakhis.
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Anyway. I am not "on duty" 24/7. I am a full-time student just like everyone else in the building, and I have early-morning classes. As such, I tend to go to bed around 11-11:30 most nights.
In the past few weeks, a few people have seen fit to bang on my door at midnight, 1 AM, and in one memorable case 2:30 AM, for completely inane things (I'm sorry, but you can wait until morning for a broom unless you have broken glass on your floor. Spilling hot chocolate powder? For the love of Christ, go get a paper towel. You'll live till morning, k?) Anyway, I got sort of pissy at people, considering the fact that they were waking me up for ridiculous reasons and really, not emergencies at all, so I put up a sign outside my room informing people that I am not on duty 24/7, and asking them not to knock on my door past 11 at night, and instead asked them to leave a message on my whiteboard if they needed to.
A girl on my floor (who consistently wakes me at all hours of the night knocking on my door, even after sending me MSN messages asking if I'm awake and getting no reply), apparently thinks my sign is "immature" and that if this is my job, then I should be available at any hour of the day or night. I say I'm not getting paid enough to put up with people looking for fucking brooms at 2 AM.
What say you, TQC? Was my reaction reasonable? Or am I being a total bitch for not wanting to be woken up in the middle of the night by people who apparently think that just because they never go to bed, no one else does either?
a)"You look great in that shirt"
b)"That shirt looks great on you"
c) There's no difference in a or b
So, what sort of service would you want or expect at this sort of place?
What's the best experience you've had with a waiter/waitress?
What sort of things did they do to make you feel welcomed, special, happy and content?
Former waiters and waitresses - got any advice to share with a young novice?
I had to go last night and the experience there was just really bad. I can almost understand not enough nurses/doctors, but the guard that let people into the waiting room disappeared and people couldn't get in. What the hell, TQC?
Also, to make this less blood guts and icky service, what origami animal should I make next? I just made a cute little jumping frog....:)
So, the logical step would be to find something I can do online (because I'll still have high-speed internet, thank god!). I'm looking into Netflix or Blockbuster Online, stuff like that. I had a Gamefly account before and I was pretty pleased with it, so I think I might go back to them if I can't find a better deal.
Do any of you use online movie and/or game rentals? If so, what do you use and how do you like it?
2. How do I get rid of flyaway hairs?!
Do you think Adam and Eve had belly buttons?
Unpacking the zillion boxes from moving
What's your favorite meal at your favorite restaurant?
What are you having/have you had for dinner tonight?
Iced tea: Sweet, Unsweet or Arnold Palmer?
Which book should I read next: Dune or Hitchhiker's Guide?
Which is better: A phone that plays MP3s or a regular MP3 player?
What's the weather like today? It's 74F! At first I was excited, but then I saw the bees and remembered that spring means bugs. =(
the question is this: besides the obvious "strap-on, LOL", is there actually a physical way for a woman to rape (being defined as penoo on vagoo action) a man? i mean he kindof sortof has to get hard first but...?
also, what signs should i be looking for before i GTFO and save myself from rape?
EDIT: i should mention that she's stronger than i am, and the first time she said she was going to rape me, she pulled me into a tiny, secluded room, and said she was going to rape me. i didn't fight back due to being mostly a pacifist and being suprised. regardless, this means that she could basically position me anyway she wants, for optimal rapage.
Any interesting calls?
I hope so =]
I'm getting married this weekend by a justice of the peace at the courhouse. I'm wondering what's up with vows and readings? I don't want this to be long, but I'd like it to be special. What's the norm here? Anyone know? Please help?
And... not so dumb, maybe? Anyone here get married like this? Or, without the big wedding stuffness like this? I wanna know the story =]
I'm trying to get excited here, people (try not to take that the wrong way, or do and you'll get a tl;dr haha). HELP! =]
"I'll give you something sweet each time you come inside my jungle book."
What does that mean?
What was the last thing you heard that made you go, "Wait, what?"
Out of the following, are you the: drummer, guitarist, pianist, (main) vocalist, bassist, groupie or techie/roadie? Why?
The following people will be recieving a blanket.
AND so that I'm following the rules...
Am I the only person that likes prunes?
Do you own a hamster? If so, show me pictures!
Do you own a FAT cat?SHOW ME!
Should we start up a uterine lining and/or placenta donation program for ships_sail's cannibalistic baby? Ladies, will you help her out? We can make a uterus quilt and she can get it stitched in. Or for her "friend", whichever one of them needs it!
Has she gotten you good?
Has anyone else gotten you good? What's the story there?
(i do...i think it makes me walk faster but i'm always worried i'm gonna knock someone)
i wanna buy a chia pet for my desk...where the heck can i buy a chia pet???
my office is moving...i'm now gonna be in a cubicle. any good ideas on how to decorate my cubicle so that it doesn't look blah and boring?
He likes languages, particularily Japanese and German
Can anyone think of some good ideas for jobs ?
We're trying to avoid the local garage/call centre/ mc donalds kind of thing
aghhh! I got a sunburn four days ago, it was weird because I was only in the sun for 20 minutes, but I'm really pale....
its been pink the last couple days, but now in the last two days, my skin has gotten all bumpy and old feeling and my lips are really chapped. and then, this morning i woke up and my face was all puffy (not extremely, but definetly puffy).
are my skin and face connected to my sunburn? or am i having an allergic reaction (i have no known allergies-- ive put aloe and lotion on)? i might go to the doctor but its not THAT bad. what should i do to fix this? is this normal? HELP.
Do you think the right thing was done in this case?
Do you think it worked?
You try to scream, but you find that your mouth has been gagged with a cloth and covered with something that is probably duct tape. You can just tell it's grey, not anything else. You try to use your other arm, only to find that it, too, has been removed. Your eyes focus a bit more and you see, taped to the wall of the shower, are your arms. Again, you try to scream. You hear an annoyed groan from your former lover as he finishes pouring the cement into the tub. You trash your legs and torso about, only to be met with a very angry man with a large blunt object in his hand. He chuckles softly, and moves towards you with a syringe in his hand, filled with a liquid that you can assume is not there to make your arms grow back. But, in a twist, he sets down the needle and grabs you by the throat. You feel the cement hardening, slowly but surely, and you realize that you've essentially lost all change for escape.
You desperately try to kick your legs out of the cement, but they must be bound, as they aren't moving. You don't want to panic, since that's just gonna make everything that's happened worse, but you don't know what else to do.
He grabs hold of the tape, and rips it off your mouth. Before you can scream, he muffles you with a hand that smells like the cement and gas and many other things. You choke of the fumes of it all. "Now, before I go ahead and just let you die here," he says, "I gotta question for you."
You arch an eyebrow to show you want to know what it is.
"Do you know where my dog went?"
What is the last thing that drove you nuts?
(Foreign country. I hate shame.)
• You and I are spooning. Would you rather be big spoon or little spoon?
(Big spoon, so my arms can go somewhere.)
• You and I are spooning. The material being spooned is a type of food, into each others' mouths (I am SO CLEVER). What is this food?
(Jell-o and ride pudding mixed up, or maybe tom yum soup.)
• Sex product question of the day: You just invented a lube! What is its flavor/magic power?
How did you meet your best friend?
I met my husband through mutual friends at a party.
I met my best friend in 7th grade, she "started going with" my boyfriend right after we broke up.
Do you think the fish cares if anyone is around while it dies?
Is that March 26 or May 26?
Edited: It's probably March, because it tastes funny :(
Will you make an obscure pop-culture reference and see if I can get it?
Whats the most unhealthy food that you put into your body on a fairly regular basis?
Who was it for?
What did it say?
I left one today on a windshield of some jerk who ALWAYS parks in two spaces. It felt good.
I do want to play with it, however.
Can I hang out in your room while you're at work/school?
I'm moving to Phoenix, AZ this summer from Chicago and I don't know a soul out there. While I'm definitely looking forward to it, I'd like to know some of your experiences, and any advice you might want to share. Merci!
ETA: OMG will I have to change my user name?!
The organizer has been totally awesome in the past, but has recently been dropping the ball - not showing up to meetings, not planning meetings, not answering emails, etc.
I had emailed her about a month ago, offering whatever help she needed (hell, I'd even take over the group at this point) and she emailed me back saying thanks and that we'd talk about it at the next meeting. Well, she wasn't at the next meeting, and there aren't any more scheduled.
Would it be inappropriate for me to email her again and volunteer my services or would that be overstepping my bounds?
2)at what temperature do you get out the shorts?
3)what do you think about girls laying on college campuses in bikinis?
Where should I stick it?
ETA: The letters are "KW" for Key West.
For more information about Earth Hour and how it began visit...http://www.earthhour.org
Will you be participating?
What will you do for that hour?
Please post links.
Do you like Chinese food?
What else hasnt there been until which song?
(sorry about awkward sentence construction)
I've brought it inside, in a shoebox (deepest thing I could find) with it nested on top of a couple washrags. I've given it water and some tiny pieces of a wheat hamburger bun (also about all I could find - yay bachelor life). When I picked it up it started screaming and I thought it was just scared, but after I got it into the light for closer inspection it looks worse for wear. A couple people noted molting on its back, and there is a harsh red raw strip between its wings. When I touch its right wing it screams again, so that may be broken. Stroking its head seemed to calm it down a bit. Further updates will be in my personal journal, here.
I got in touch with a wildlife rescue operation, I'll be taking it downtown tomorrow to hand over to them. They said to not give it food or water, as that might hurt it more. Otherwise, you guys were right on track - warm, dark, and quiet place. Thanks!
If it doesn't flush automatically, as many of them tend not to do even when they're supposed to, will you flush it yourself?
- Kate Nash
- Lilly Allen
I can't not make an event of a bath. It seems like a waste of all that lovely hot water.
"DANGER: (blah blah blah) Do not mix mister plumber with ammonia, toilet bowl cleaners, or other drain openers as hazardous gasses may be released and a violent eruption may occur..."
Lets say I am in the mood for a violent eruption... what do I have to mix with this stuff to make it happen?
Oh, and the ingredients were Water, Sodium Hypochlorite, Sodium Hydroxide, and Surfactants. Of these I know what Water is. What are the other three in lay mans terms?
Option A: I have a paper due soon that's worth 35% of my nine weeks grade. My current grade is a 45%, and I need a C for this quarter to graduate. I can do it, I think, but God only knows how it's going to go over. The best I can do is write this paper to fit every parameter, and go above and beyond what she expects - But I've done this for her before and papers that other teachers would have given As to earned Ds in her class, because she will, without fail, find something ridiculous to count off for. I can write this paper and put all my hopes on it, but if I don't do well, that's it - I'm done. I won't be graduating.
Option B: For the low, low price of one hundred dollars (FJKHADJFHOIJAE), I could take a Credit Recovery program. This is a computer based program that even a monkey could complete in a few days, and would assure that I would graduate so long as I did well in the other classes (which is a piece of cake). This feels cheap to me, but the fallout from not graduating would be akin to several hundred Hiroshima bombs, no fucking shit.
What would you do in this situation? I realize it is, on the whole, my own fault I am failing, so I would prefer if you kept those sorts of comments to yourself plz.
1b. What are you favorite ways to eat it?
I've only eaten artichoke in dip form, and it's delicious.
2. Breakfast for dinner, Y/Y?
I'm having pancakes, yay!
3. What's your favorite popsicle flavor?
I've been craving some artificial orange or grape popsicles.
How cool or uncool were you?
How about now?