so why did some person call up at 7:30 pm tonight, asking to speak to the dj, so that they could do some advertising for their restaurant that was opening this weekend?
really - are people that fucking stupid that they assume:
1) we are going to give them advertising for free?
2) that advertising that weekend, the weekend they opened, was going to give them results?
3) that it would have done them absolutely no good to advertise where they were, what they were, or when they were opening, BEFORE the weekend they opened?
What was the last thing that YOU made way harder than it had to be?
Why do Indian people smell so funny even when they're not currently eating curry?
Edit: I think you can see some other examples in the background, though blurry.
Why have I not seen it before now?
I forgot that people made them.
WHY do people still bother making music videos?
Why or why not?
If you do, how much of it do you drink before you take it back?
Is there a certain point at which you've realized you've already drank "X" amount of it and you just deal with it? (And how much is that "X"?)
Do you like boobs?
What's your favourite flower?
Have you ever been to England? Where's your favourite place in England?
Do you like the beach?
I just installed them all and I've got the Sims Disc 1 in the drive and trying to play and it keeps asking for the correct cd. What the hell is going on?
Don't make the same mistake ok?
2. Should I feel bad about eating a grilled cheese sandwich at 1am?
3. Whats your astrological sign?
4. What parts of your body do you shave?
My arms are kinda looking nasty:(
Eleaborate and convoluted scenario. Question pertaining to the solution of the scenario.
What movies were you obsessed with in elementary school?
Clueless (I was in 3rd grade when it came out), The Craft, The Babysitter's Club and Grease. My friends and I would act out Grease songs at sleepovers.
Why are there so many TQC offshoot communities?
I'm curious why you can't take anything with antihistamine in it while on it, what will happen?
Does anyone know how to calculate BAC from a known alcohol % and body mass?
Never mind he got his own ride home. >=\ How is spring break so far? I got Mexican food for lunch then went to see my friend's stuff at a in gallery downtown. It was in 3-D!!!
I ask because my best friends birthday is monday and he's in cali and I want to send him a care package with a bunch of our inside jokes and some of his favorite stuff.
plus..something extra..his girlfriend of at least 2 years just cheated on him and they live together and he's just a giant mess.
so what else should i send him? something to cheer him up (besides what I already have)
God's special butterfly gifts to the world (thank you chicken soup for the soul), or not?
That is, their lack of intelligence causes them to often be annoying, because they try to defend stupid propositions as if they were a reasonably intelligent person.
EDIT: 2. Is there a semi-polite way of telling such a person that they aren't that bright so that they don't remain so oblivious to their own stupidity?
I realize that this is probably asking a lot. If there was a good solution, then maybe we could prevent the stupids from running rampant in society.
3. FICTION RECOMMENDATIONS. What good utopian/dystopian works of fiction (not necessarily books) are there that concern a society with a class system based on intelligence?
*let's ignore how they managed to hide it from you. Maybe they're just really skilled.
This isn't meant to be an insensitive prick of a post. It was inspired by an argument one of my friends related to me and I'm not sure whether I agree with him or not. I need the masses to tell me what I think.
do you like ham?
How should I tell my mama that I might need to move back home?
Edit: I don't really think anyone will, but it couldn't hurt nothing, right?
Update: My tax return came through in time and I made my rent. Thanks to the people who had real suggestions and/or empathy. For the people who don't understand how life can fuck you up sometimes....die. Or at least I hope some shit happens in your world and the only advice and help you receive are snark and bullshit.
THIS IS IMPORTANT. what is the absolute best cupcake recipe EVAR? bonus points if it uses a box mix.
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So for those of you who use tampons...
1. Do you flush your tampons down the toilet?
2. Does what my boyfriend said make sense to you?
3. What do you think I should do?
And for those of you who don't stick cotton balls up your orfices...
4. What has your SO recently done that pissed you off?
5. How often do you fight with your SO?
6. Do you or your SO break things or get physical when you fight?
Do you believe that "being bored" with someone is a valid reason to break up with them?
Can you fall out of love with someone for whatever reason?
No matter your gender, do you take the sub or dom role in your relationships (not talking sexually)?
I don't have any ginger ale, pepto bismol, or saltine crackers. And I'm too sick to go to the store.
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Are you religious?
Where are you from?
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What's the name of that store?
When you go grocery shopping, what part of the store do you visit first?
Do you get paper or plastic bags?
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will eye places replace the lenses in an old set of frames? i really love my frames and money is tight, i'd rather just get new lenses put in them.
roughly how much do just lenses cost, in that case?
eta: i'm going to the optical place in sears. the optometrist there is amazing.
If you are on a budget, where do you cut corners to save money?
what do you decorate easter eggs with?
-make eggs sunny side up & microwave the leftover tamales (REAL tamales, sososo good!)
-since we can't go swimming, my bf&i are going to wash my car so we can get some sun & still wear bathing suits (i got a new bikini from vix that i've been DYING to put to use!!!)
-paint easter eggs to hide tomorrow
& is it okay to use acryllic paint on eggs? i don't want to paint them & not be able to eat them afterwards!
It's not mysteries, it's not sci-fi, it's not romance, it's not historical fiction.... how would you describe JUST fiction?
Do you or anyone you know get pissy when someone says "Bless you" in response to a sneeze? On a scale of 1 - 10, how ridiculous is this?
When you decide to post an entry and in the middle of it you realize that you're rambling and probably no on cares....
do you delete it mid-post and think "nevermind" or do you continue and post it anyway?
I delete about 80% of my rambling responses and make my rambling entries private.
Thank you for your help.
is the weather as perfect where you live as it is here?
do you like picnics?
What is a good website for cute kitchenware?
So my moms driving me nuts. Instead of getting my tits fixed if this job pulls through, I'm thinking of moving out. I've got a sweet TV, DVD player and bedroom furniture. That leaves a few loose ends to tie up furniture wise. I'm going to have to go to the Dallas metroplex regardless because my town is so limited. I don't want an Ikea sofa. All I'll really need in the long run I think is a sofa, coffee table and TV stand. A small kitchen table and replacement desk can wait for a while. I'll be wrangling up all of my own furniture because either I live alone or I don't move out at all. I'd feel inclined to slaughter a roommate I'm sure.
Again, NO IKEA.
What should I do while I'm up there and he has to be at work? I've never been to Boston before.
Or, if you already think most people are evil, how did you arrive at this position?
2. Do you spit out your gum prior to entering a public restroom? What about at home?
3. What's your favorite gum?
4. What's your favorite board game?
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What's up everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. What are your plans for tomorrow?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. What is the last thing you ate?
edit: I knew there were more of you!
her question is...
can you network those together for internet access?
or can you only network macs with macs, windows with windows?
thanks you guys are win!
YOU CAN!! yay.. and i worded my question so badly.
thank you raincloud314
At my job (retail), we're allowed to play whatever music we want in the store. Thing is, our stereo that hooks up to the ceiling's speakers only has a CD player- no place for an input cable, and no cassette player.
Any ideas how I can play music via Zune over the speakers? If it's complicated, I'll just burn some CDs... I just really rather not.
What did you think of Dogma?
What is the most useless class you've ever had to take?
i have a big head, & a very strong jaw. what kind of glasses would suit my face? thick rims, square lenses, or what?
2. Have you ever been to a Dave & Busters? What was your favorite game?
3. What is the longest you've gone without eating?
Which ones do you hate?
If you could pick a band to do a cover song, which band and what song?
Personally, I loved Disturbed's version of Genesis' " Land of Confusion". And I don't like Disturbed. At all. But I love me the Genesis and Phil Collins and have to admit they did a good job.
I hate Alien Ant Farm's version of "Smooth Criminal" simply because it came out when I was in middle school and I got SO MUCH SHIT. My name is Annie. Everyone thought it was just the most hilarious thing in the world to ask me if I was okay. Harumph.
I would like to hear Dragonforce cover John Denver's " Annie's Song". I love that song, I love Dragonforce, and because of my name. I would shit kittens and rainbows if they covered that song.
Are Nick Nolte and Gary Busey the same person?
What famous people do you get mixed up from time to time?
What do you do when you care about a friend, but she just makes horrible choices for herself?
Well, *my* interpretation of horrible. It's primarily centered on her boyfriend, who is just... a moron and a jerk. He's racist (She's latino, and he referred to their baby as "half a spic"), he gave her an STD, he slapped her around when she was nine months pregnant.. etc. She had me come to their apartment after having a huge fight while she was pregnant (As soon as I got there I saw huge hole they'd made in the wall), and she sobbed, saying that she didn't want him anywhere near the baby, she didn't trust him, she hated him, etc. But a month later she says "We're going to marriage counseling." The baby is named after him, she just put all of these pictures of him up on her Myspace..
I'm trying to be supportive, but it is really aggravating me that she's putting up with this. Should I just shut up and be friends with her, but not hang around him (which I already do, but since she had the baby, they're always together)? I think she's afraid that she can't provide for the baby on her own, and it's just easier to stay with him.. but MARRIAGE??
Or am I just overreacting? How long does it take a person to change?
noones ever seen me with it on, so should i surprise them all ?
Ellen DeGeneres tried calling homophobic Oklahoma rep. Sally Kern about her comments on homosexuality. Watch the video please, and answer these questions for me.
1) What societies are these that have fallen after fully accepting homosexuality?
2) How is Islam a threat to the US?
3) How can anyone be this stupid?
4) How can people be so stupid to elect this redneck retard as a Congressman?
(I'd wear sneakers, but that would mean socks, and they'd probably get wet. One of my pet peeves is walking around in wet socks. I think I might be part cat or something.)
2. Does anybody take St. John's Wort or any other herbal supplement to help with depression? Does it work well? Any side effects?
I need ideas, but non-srs answers welcome =]
(ME: Fran Fine)
2. Who is your favorite gay couple?
3. Who is your favorite lesbian couple?
(ME: Ellen & Portia)
4. When asking multiple questions, do you prefer a TQC poster to number their inquiries?
5. What was the big deal with JFK being the first Roman Catholic president?
b) Whats your favorite lunch?
c) Whats your favorite dinner?
d) Whats your favorite dessert?
e) Whats your favorite snack?
PS: I'm starving.
I'm having trouble finding one.
What is your favourite holiday meal?
Say your ordering a pizza, where are you ordering from? What toppings do you get on it? What size, and are there any side dishes you get a long with it?
What is your usual take out order?
Did you go back and check?
Did it ever turn out you hadn't?
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WHY WONT YOU STOP TEXTING ME?
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE NEXT CHRIS HANSEN.
I WAS JUST THERE TO PARTY.
GUYZ. WHY WON'T SHE LEAVE ME ALONE?
Why didn't you want to?
Why'd you feel like you had to?
I am taking my big big important test on Friday. I have been studying for this since January 2nd, and now that it's the home stretch, I find that I'm losing all motivation to keep pushing myself. I'm prepared for it, but it's one of those situations where there's always more learning to be done.
How can I regain my motivation? Will you motivate me?
1. Would I be crazy to try this haircut, since I have no experience?
2. Should I go for it anyways?
3. Do you cut your own hair?
4. Do you like your current hairstyle?
What exactly does a nanny do?
Edit: Not saying it's his birthday. Just saying that's it's a day to celebrate him and it's my birthday, so maybe we can celebrate him by playing some birthday games?
2. What upcoming albums are you looking forward to?
The Kooks - Konk
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly - Searching For The Hows and Whys
The Hush Sound - Goodbye Blues
The Matches - A Band in Hope
Panic at the Disco - pretty. odd.
What was your most ingenious hide and seek spot where no one ever found you?
If you were to play hide and seek right now (limit it to the building/immediate area you are in), where would you hide?
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.” The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.
Three young princes took the challenge.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds were the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.” The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
What was in the prince’s pants?
How do you like to eat asparagus?
What is your favorite thing about asparagus?
If you do not like asparagus, why?
I absolutely cannot stand the word "folks". Whether someone is referring to their parents as "my folks" or using it in the generic sense as a substitute for a perfectly good word like "people", it makes me want to slap anyone who says it.
what are some bible stories where someone breaks rules? like, how eve ate the apple when she wasn't allowed to... stuff like that..
This is confusing the fuck out me.
Under perfect usage, they are about 98% effective (source).
Unless I've greatly misunderstood things, perfect usage means that a given condom is used once, hasn't been torn/ripped, the right size was used, and was properly put on. In testing, condoms are filled with 1+ liters of water and stand up to the pressure just fine without leaking.
EDIT: The only thing that makes sense here is that 'perfect use' only refers to humans doing their part correctly, but the condom not being manufactured quite right and breaking. Is this correct? It's not entirely clear what the definition of 'perfect use' is.
Perfect use = humans doing their part correctly, ignoring manufacturing failures.
The statistics are for 1-year failure rates.
Microtears are not a significant factor, like I suspected.
I have two teeth with exposed nerves, and need them extracted. One has a temporary filling that kinda helps, but not really. I've had two attempts with my regular dentist, but she can't numb the area enough to do it, so I need dental surgery that costs more than my partner makes in a month, so we need to save our asses off before I can get it done. I've been combining paracetamol and ibuprofen, but really hate take painkillers for extended periods. If there's something I can do *before* resorting to drugs or a hammer, I'd love to know. Help?
What colour top are you wearing?
b. How the hell do you find these things? (I'm looking in online search engines from my university, but I generally haven't been getting any results, maybe because internships are mostly unpaid, or because I want one in a particular city?)
c. If you've already found one, what will you be doing? How much does it pay?
d. ... What the hell do I even need an internship for if I'm not looking to work for any sort of company in the long-term? I want to move up from a fast-food job this summer and people have been telling me that I should get internships because they'll sound good later. But it seems kind of pointless. I just want cash and some experience, but I'm not looking for future job offers. Should I even bother?
If you could give an award to any YouTube video, which one would it be, and why?
EDIT: You're just famous because. Paris Hilton-esque. You're not good at anything.
2. Where the hell can someone (in the US) with a massive chest who is otherwise average to thin get a decent, cute bathing suit? Seriously...size 6/8 pants and G boobs don't go together!
2. Will you tell me about a really good sandwich you had recently? (I just had a grilled cheese with bacon and red peppers. It was awesome.)
2. How much do you like what you do?
3. How/when did you decide this is what you wanted to do, or did it just kind of happen?
4. How did you find this particular job?
5. What's your dream job?
my garbage can is half full of tissues!
ALSO-why does repeatedly blowing your nose give you chapped lips...? Or is it something else to do with this damn cold?
What is lazy for you?
What show or movie are you watching right now?
What book are you currently reading?
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Have you got any images that have had this mastery done, that you'd like to share? I find them really funny. If not a little disturbing.
So. Um. Are they salvageable? Or did I just waste a whole dozen eggs? :(
If they can still be used - do you have a recipe?
2. What are you putting off right now?
3. Do you have to work tomorrow?
4. Have you had any recent revelations in your life?
5. When was the last time you got over something/someone that you never thought you would get over?
6. What was the last thing you downloaded?
7. In what month were you born?
8. Do you read your horoscope?
8a. Just for fun or to find out ~what the day holds in store for you~?
8b. What is your sign, bb?
1. Two female cats, Einstein and Herman.
2. Taking a shower.
3. Yessss 9-3, boo.
4. Yes, I'm moving to Ireland as soon as humanly possible.
5. A week ago. Some stupid guy. I r woman.
6. Modest Mouse album.
a. fun mostly, but sometimes they can be eerily accurate.
What experiment would you like to run in space?
What are some strange interview-like questions I can ask that will get them to go away quickly?
Edit: The reason I ask is because I gave 5 interviews today. One was impressive, two were decent, one was just okay, and one made me want to pull my own hair out.
When I asked the kid "Why should I hire you? What makes you a good employee?", he stared at his shoes for at least 28 seconds, and then responded, "I thought about that question before I came here...and I really don't have an answer for that."
Side question: Don't they teach interview etiquette in schools anymore?!
If not, what was the most ridiculous event you've attended recently?
Do you still have any yearbooks/annuals from high school?
What are three things within arm's reach of you right now? Which of those would best serve as a weapon?
anyways, here's the question. how do i found out whether or not she actually "likes" me, without making it incredibly awkward if she doesn't? also without making it seem like i "like" her, and making things 10000x creepier. she's one of my best friends and we play in a band together, so i don't want to make her be all creeped out by me cause "matt was hitting on me and it was creepy T_T".
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are you a peep person, or no? i personally find them disgusting. i heard putting them in the microwave tastes great, but ugh. target has special red ones now so you can make what would look like big, bloody pus balls.
if you're with me, what easter sweets/candies do you prefer? cadbury eggs!, but the little colorful shelled ones.
All I have is a kiddie set of sticks I got at Wal-Mart.
Any advice on getting a real stick? On getting better?
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Have you ever felt used? eta: how?
do you watch "In Treatment" on HBO?
which therapy session has been the most interesting to you?
are you just intersted in what others say?
2.) I was replying to another question and it raised the following question:
How do you pluralize a compound subject in a sentence?
A. I'm Yours has been my boyfriend and my song forever.
B. I'm Yours has been my boyfriend's and my song forever.
C. I'm Yours has been my boyfriend and mine song forever.
D. I'm Yours has been my boyfriend's and mine song forever.
Thanks! It is definitely B!
1. Did you see it?
2. Did you like the ending? Or the entire movie for that matter...
3. Why or why not?
What would you pack if you were going away to the beach for a few days?
TQC, what would you like me to bring you back as a souvenir?
2. what's the longest (distance &/or time) you've driven by yourself? how old are you?
Does it seem fizzier than normal Coke or Diet Coke to you?
Coke or Pepsi?
Diet, Regular or some other variation?
What soda do you have in the house right now?