||[Mar. 19th, 2008|02:45 pm]
The Question Club
There's frantic knocking at your door at 1am. You cautiously peek through the peephole and there's a naked young man covered in blood, nursing what looks like a gunshot wound. "Please let me in", he says, "I need help, and I'm so cold. No one else will help. Please!". What do you do?
Let him in. Give him blankets and towels and call 911
Tell him to wait on my doorstep while I call 911. I do not let him in.
Ignore him and hope he goes away. I don't want to get involved
With a blanket and/or towel in my arms, I walk out to meet him, but close the door behind me. I call 911 afterwards
I tell him to fuck off and leave me alone. Someone else will no doubt help him
You're at a nice restaurant, waiting to be seated. While you're standing, Donald Trump leaves, passing you. You're then shown to your table, and on your seat is a wallet. You open it up, and it belongs to Trump. His ID, all his credit cards, family pictures, about about $2,000 in cash. What do you do?
Chase after him and return his wallet. It's the right thing to do
Chase after him and return his wallet. Then, hold out my hand and ask for a reward
Give the wallet to the waiter. Let him deal with it
Give the wallet to the waiter, only after I've taken half the money out
Take all the money. Mail the wallet to his house afterwards
Take all his money, and start using his credit cards
Say you returned the wallet to him. If you didn't want to, your friends or SO demanded you do so. You find him in the parking lot, next to his limo. He's surprised to find that his wallet was missing and relieved that you have it. To show his appreciation, he reaches into his briefcase for a reward. You stand there, somewhat excited, wondering what it will be. He turns around, and he has just a signed photograph of himself. He steps into his car and his last words are "Watch Celebrity Apprentice" before rolling up the window. What do you do?
Spit at his car, tear up his photo, and storm back to the restaurant
Get what I can. I sell the photo on ebay
This is sooo cool! I frame the photo and keep it for myself
Doesn't matter what I do with the photo. I call up the Enquirer or some tabloid and sell the story
It really doesn't matter. I didn't return the wallet for a reward. It was just the right thing to do. I'm not owed anything
You're standing on the curb, waiting for the light to change, when out of the corner of your eye, you see a little pomeranian with an untended leash around his neck bolt into the street. Thinking fast, you grab the leash and pull, yanking the dog to safety, just as an SUV comes crashing down where he was. "OMG", you hear someone screaming. "OMG, THANK YOU". It's the dog's owner, who's more than grateful. Apparently her dog chased a cat and broke free from her grip. She's wearing a tight mini dress and is very attractive. "I don't have anything to give you as a thank you, but please take this". She hands you 3 free lapdance vouchers at this VIP strip club. "I work there and these are as good as money. Thank you again" as she hugs you. What do you do?
I plan on redeeming these vouchers. Looks like I got something to do Friday night
"Thank you, but there's no need to reward me. Anyone would have done the same thing", as you return the vouchers to her
Give the vouchers out to friends. No point in letting them go to waste
Similar situation above, except this time, it's not a dog you save, but the person who wasn't watching where they were going. He or she (whichever you're attracted to) is gorgeous and very grateful to you for saving their life. They tell you that they're a high-priced call girl/boy, very good at what they do, and very clean, and as a reward, offers you one free night of their services. What do you do?
Take them up on their offer. I schedule an appointment
"No thank you. I'm tempted, but I'm in a relationship and it just wouldn't be right"
"No thank you. I'm tempted, but I'm in a relationship and it just wouldn't be right. Can you sleep with my friend, so I can live vicariously through him/her?"
Eww. I refuse cause that's just not very appealing
Push him/her back into traffic. If I had known that they were a hobag hooker, I wouldn't have saved them in the first place
Which would you rather have?
$200 Marie Calendar Restaurant gift card
$300 Starbucks gift card