||[Mar. 14th, 2008|06:41 pm]
The Question Club
You've been out walking, and enjoying the sights of whatever city you happen to be living in at the time, whenever it starts to rain. You run into the first public building you see, which happens to be some kind of hip, underground club for hip and underground types. As you begin to socialize, because standing in the doorway is obviously the most suspicious thing you could with this group of hip and underground people, you learn that these people all have one major thing in common: they're vampires [not the gay, Anne Rice type either. Just your "standard" vampire].|
You learn of all of their fancy little powers and everything, and you're given the opportunity to "embrace the darkness" or some gay shit like that--he said it, not me. Of course, what they don't realize is that you actually are a vampire hunter, sent to obliterate every last trace of those bloodsucking vampires from the face of the earth. But that one over there is pretty cute.
1 - Kill them all, fulfilling in yourself a sense of pride in a job well done?
2 - Kill them all aside from the really cute one, who you make half-vampire babies with?
3 - Convince them all to find Jesus?
4 - Use Charizard?
5 - Allow them to turn you, forsaking your oath as a hunter, so you can get with the cute one?
6 - Do not kill them, or allow them to turn you, but instead work with them as a mole?
7 - Look for a way to turn the cute one because half-vampire babies sound kinda gross and impossible?
8 - Turn off the game and go outside?