So if you don't poop every day it means you have a slower metabolism?
March 12th, 2008
So if you don't poop every day it means you have a slower metabolism?
It really bothers me. I guess it shouldn't, since it's so widely used and accepted, but I think most people don't realize that when you respond with "me too", you're really saying "[I love] me, too".
2. Were you recently attacked by the mysterious sock monster? (Bastard has been stealing socks from me for the past three weeks!)
3. Which is your preference, writing with pen, pencil, or whatever is handy?
How do you cool yourself off when you are hot?
Gas by me is up to $3.40. It's supposed to get higher by this summer.
What is it by you?
Are you going to invest in a good bike for this summer?
Will you come over and keep me company while I sit here wide awake? If so, how will you entertain me?
love or beauty?
What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever heard anyone say?
as for me it was one of my really religious friends attempting to discuss evolution with her friend
" Evolution means that one day a monkey had a human baby"
Yeah...she is a dumb ass
Would you kill your SO if it meant your family would live?
How are you tonight?
What's your favorite episode of Family Guy?
The most intelligent?
The person you would most likely not want to be around?
The football (or whatever sport you fancy) hero?
The hottest guy?
The hottest gal?
Your best friend?
The most naive?
The most self-absorbed?
2.Peanut butter or Jelly?
3.Toast or Pasta?
4.Sleep or Dream?
5.Rocks or Paper?
6.Past or present?
7.Blood or teeth?
8.Dinner or dessert?
Should i go to a local cirque show this weekend? its the other local company i dont train with.
A. Pie (apple or cherry)
B. Cereal (various organic things)
C. Leftover Indian food (naan + potatoy stuff and spicy soup)
[Edit: I ate the Indian food!]
I have a mega fatty crush on my roommate. So mega fatty that I basically do nothing but think about her all day. My life is sort of revolving around coming home to hang out with her. We also work together, and I feel the only reason I still work at my deadend job is because she has told me on numerous occasions that if I didn't work there, she wouldn't either. (She is a manager there, so I feel like she should stay since she makes more than enough to live and if she left, she would go back to working in a cafe, making no money). So, I pretty much see her constantly. And at night we stay up watching the news and conan (NBC is the only channel we get), but the problem is she always comes out in a ever too short nightgown and super cute panties. This drives me bonkers, but I don't want her to stop.
Also, to make things more complicated, her ex boyfriend (whom she is still friends with) has a crush on me.
What the eff do I do?
Serious, non serious, non related answers all accepted.
EDIT: She is 5 years older than me (my 19 to her 24), if that makes a difference. And I am a guy.
p.s. What would you do if you found a giant (2 feet at least) dual headed dildo outside your apt?
This is what I was told to use:
<*lj-cut*> <*/lj-cut*> Without the stars.
Can someone please help me?
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how do i make my heart listen to my head?
sigh. love is so complicated.
1. What is the cheapest site to buy airline tickets?
2. What is the worst piece of furniture you have ever owned?
3. How terrible is my syntax in this post?
TQC, without selling myself on the corner, how can I make $5,000 this summer?!
2. What classes do you have today? I have a three hour sculpture lesson. Life is hard.
3. Are there any things you need to do but you keep procrastinating? I need to clean out the fridge, drop out of my education subjects, book some plane tickets to go to Perth over Easter, wake up the sleeping husband in my bed, and get some art supplies.
4. What are you looking forward to right now?
5. Do you know who I am?
And you best explain you're answer foo!
Also, lets make this fun, nominate some more foo's for a future poll of simular style.
Edit: eqo, not ego, stoned poll making FTL!
Sunday morning, Beth notices that she has Anna's gold card. She rings and tells her this and asks if Anna can please check her bag for Beth's card. Anna comes back very quickly and says that it is not there, she does not have it.
Beth's busy, forgets about her card for a week, until she runs into a problem with her bank while closing a real estate purchase. She had told her bank that her gold card had a $0 balance and it appears to now have about $11,500 (Hong Kong) (about $1500USD/CDN) on it. In the meantime, her bank has informed her that her card was about to expire and a new one was on it's way to her and to please authorize it ASAP so that all other cards no longer work. No problem.
It's now been two weeks since dinner with Anna. She rings Anna again and asks her to please check again, as her card has been used. Anna, sure enough, finds the card this time and says to Beth, "How did you know it was me?" Anna claims to not notice what card she uses when she shops and has just been grabbing a gold card at random for the last week. $11,500 in one week? All with the same card? And you never looked at the name? Or the fact that Beth's is a Mastercard and all of Anna's are Visa cards?
How pissed would you be with Anna, if you were Beth, on a scale of 1 to 10?
What would you do?
WHAT would it take to get YOU to do the right thing???
My husband arrives tomorrow at the airport. I work all day before going to get him. What do I wear to work that is also acceptable to wear to the airport?
Do you know of any guides that will compare the use of Mac to Windows- for example, to access sound recorder on Windows, you go to start, etc. Something that would show how to do the equivalent of that kind of stuff on a Mac.
I have the instruction manual and I've googled all this stuff- no luck. I hate this Mac.
I GOT WAVES LAST NIGHT! (mini-perm) YUH, I DID IT.
2. Which habits of yours fit in the "not healthy" category?
3. How do you drink your coffee? Milk? Sugar? If you don't drink coffee, why not?
4. Who were your famous role models as a teen?
5. Do you bike? Is your city/town bicycle-friendly?
6. If you could live in any country (or city, if you'd like to be specific) in the world, which country would that be? Why?
idk i feel like the guy is supposed to make the first move. but ive been out with this guy a few times now and were both
chicken shits obv. and im tired of gazing into each others eyes like a couple of retards. should i just go for it???
What should I get? What kind of meals/recipes should I plan for the coming week?
What would you put on your perfect sub/hoagie/grinder/whatever-you-call it? What DO you call it?
Do any of those products that get mucus out of your chest really work (like Mucinex)? My cold has moved into my chest and I'd love to get this shit out of there.
Turns out the verbal warning was because I suck at cashing up the till and because my friend came and visited for ten minutes. A bit crappy, but I guess it serves me right.
When was the last time you got in trouble at work?
Did you agree with your bosses decision to tell you off?
Have you ever been fired? What for?
In this kind of situation... is it appropriate to send a sympathy card (not that they make a card for this), or just a phone call saying we're sorry?
Population-wise, what is your ideal city size to live in?
My google-fu is weak today. I'm trying to find out if it's possible to buy the Czech liquor Becherovka in Canada. Unfortunately, all I've managed to find so far is a phone number to an office in Quebec (I'm out west), which doesn't seem to bode well for purchasing only one or two bottles at a time.
(1) (Long shot, I know.) Anyone know if I can purchase Becherovka here, and if so where?
(2) (Less long shot.) Any recommendations for where I should look or what I should google for to answer my question myself?
How did or do you feel this morning?
EDIT. My vision seems to've returned more or less to normal. Thanks, though TQC.
2. What is the best way to deal with blisters? Popping them? Leaving them be? Or some other treatment?
What was the last nice thing someone did for YOU?
What could they do that you could never forgive them for?
I was sent for a test yesterday morning concerning my bowel and the test came back positive (bacterial overgrowth in the small intestine). The nurse said that it's important for me to contact that doctor so that she can prescribe antibiotics to treat it. Well, I called her office right after the test and the secretary said the doctor would call me back. She did not. I called again today and still haven't heard back.
I know that the treatment is a 7 day supply of antibiotics and then my suffering can stop. All I need is a script for antibiotics! What the hell do I do at this point?
how did you propose?
how will you propose?
how did your partner propose?
2) Is ~$23 a week expensive for health insurance?
3) Do you have any injuries at the moment? What kinds?
(I think it's ok. I love racist and sexist jokes. And Helen Keller jokes. Those ones are the best.)
2. What do you think of car salespeople?
3. Have you ever learned a language through the Rosetta Stone program? Did you find it helpful?
4. What languages, besides English, do you speak fluently? How did you learn the language?
(I speak Hebrew! I lived in Israel from ages 9-18).
5. What language would you like to learn? Why?
(Spanish, because it's easy and I can use it with people I know and people where I live).
6. What would it take for you to friend me? [I'm not begging for friends, I'm just wondering ;-)]
1: What is your favorite gadget?
2: When you make a PB&J, what kind of jelly and bread do you use?
3: Would you still play Rock,Paper, Scissors if someone ask?
4: Have you ever been to Vegas?
5: Who is your favorite super hero?
ETA: the local humane society has adult dogs, which are awesome...but I already have some of those. I'm talking, like a big pile of puppies.
2. How can really, really poor American people on livejournal ("I found a dollar under my sofa so I can afford to feed my son today" type of poor) still afford to pay the internet bill?
3. Are you feeling guilty for anything today? I'm feeling guilty these days for buying unnecessary food and things. I feel like I'm personally to blame for like 80% of all global warming.
I just realized the irony of question 3 coming right after question 2.
Do you like pineapple?
This was inspired by a conversation with friends last night saying I was in the majority for not liking pineapple, so I really wanted to know!
What's something you have to cool down before you use it?
My own feelings on the 9/11 "Truth" bullshit is that it's, well, bullshit. Where's Penn & Teller when you need them? Oh wait, they are right here! Usually all it amounts to is "I don't like Republicans. Republicans are evil, and Bush is the supreme evil, even eviller than Hitler. Therefore Bush has to be behind 9/11 somehow..." Or Jews. They're always handy scapegoats in a pinch, but it's not quite as hip to hate Jews. Not yet, anyway. Remember that the Klan hated Jews before hating Jews was cool! But I digress.
What's your favorite
*dons flame suit*
OK so now that I'm ready for the answers, here is the question.
People who are childfree...are you against marriage? (Let's go with the theory that marriage was created to protect familial lineage and property back in the day)
Do you think people who are childfree should be against marriage?
Edit: I don't mean against marriage itself, but marriage for you...I have been brought up that if you want babies you gotta get married. That's the only reason I would. Marrying my SO doesn't give me anything I don't already have except a legal claim to it.
i know someone has to have a great suggestion that i haven't heard of. thanks in advance.
2. How much money do you need to get by with your current standard of living?
3. Do you ever get high and post to TQC and then realize that your question came out wrong?
4. Should marijuana be legalized in the USA? Why or why not?
5. "I love my country too much to be a nationalist." -Albert Camus. Do you agree with this quote? Why or why not?
6. Facebook or TQC (not including the rest of LJ)?
7. What movies (not porn) turn you on?
(Fight Club, Pretty Persuasion, The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation, The Secretary, Sex Lies and Videotape to name a few).
So, do you think he's considering this a date or could he just be thinking it's a get-together? What do YOU think, TQC?
Do you think Americans feel pressure to vote for a black president because if they don’t they must be racist?
What are your views regarding all the comments in the media regarding ones color of skin verses sex?
what grade/form was it?
If you know, how did your parent propose to your other parent? (That sounds so awkward in gender-neutral!)
Mine didn't. My dad was talking over dinner with my mom and her aunt and uncle, and said something along the lines of "yeah, we're moving to Houston after we get married." My mom was all ".... we're getting married?" And my dad said "well.... yeah, of course we are." My mom sort of knew this already, so she was okay with it.
But the story makes me chuckle every time I think about it :)
If you have them, are your first cousins close to your age, older, or younger?
Do you celebrate Kwanzaa? -OR- Do you know anyone personally who celebrates it?
Okay. My dad is coming to England to see me (from California) and then we're going to Norway for a vacation. Woo! Back home, my dad is dating this very cute woman and offered to get her a gift from Europe. She wants cosmetics or beauty products that she can't get in the US. Something unique to the European continent. If we were going to France, I'd be all over the idea of getting some nice perfume, but... Norway and England?
Do you know of any English or Norwegian brands that we could look for? Any ideas of what to get? There's a MAC store in the town I live in. Do they have any products offered in England that aren't sold in the States?
I never use the "junior" urinal, which is a good 18-24 inches lower than the other ones, but the headline on that bulletin board caught my eye today. I sauntered up, started to read and went about my business only to realize that I had mis-aimed and pissed all over the wall (damn you, muscle memory...)
I called facilities and let them know that "someone" had peed on the floor and asked if they could send someone over ASAP.
What extremely basic, mundane task have you completely managed to fuck up recently?
What's one book that you've read that absolutely blew your mind and made you laugh/cry/react in a way that you've never laughed/cried/reacted before?
For me, that would be Daniel Keyes' Flowers for Algernon. The last few pages had me absolutely bawling, and I only cry if family members are dreadfully sick/dead, or part of my tibia is broken and jutting out of my skin. Oh, and it was a good book. Damn good.
I applied because I'm 20, I have major health problems, and my job doesn't give me insurance. Apparently I cannot qualify unless I have a child or am over the age of 22. So how are people between the age of 18 to 22 supposed to get health insurance if they don't get insurance from their place of work? Granted, I do live with my mother in a room seperate from the house, but I pay rent and for my own expenses, she doesn't give me any money so this shouldn't effect my application.
How am I going to pay my hospital bill?
If I seem like I'm ranting I apologize, it's a very frustrating situation.
How do you choose who to side with, if you have to?
Do you feel disloyal if you side with one and not the other?
How do I tell my mother that my stepfather isn't invited to my wedding?
I thought it was pretty inappropriate of her to say this in front of three other people, and even to ask me at all. I just threw up. I was sick.
TQC, was it inappropriate of her to ask me that?
my boyfriend claims that sleeping with a cough drop works miracles and you wake up in the morning with your throat feeling better.
i say that you wake up in the morning (or in the middle of the night) with your mouth full of gross cough drop slime and it makes you feel worse. plus what if you choke??
Also, what's a good link to find out what the top current songs are for all genre? I tried billboard but it seems to have some error.
At what age, if ever, did you start really caring about what your clothes look like?
1a) Do you care?
1b) Do you or others consider -yourself- attractive?
2) What is your biggest weakness? (weakness is whatever you consider it to be)
3) What do you do when you're terribly bored?
4) What is worse: hair that's extremely static-y and sticking to your face all day, or super greasy hair?
Reasons for putting down a pet?
If you could (hypothetical question), what are valid reasons to put down an aging relative?
Should I eat 2 more eggs?
How do you like your eggs?
Non egg eaters need not apply.
If so, where do you live?
What would you have said, TQC?
What's the most awkward thing someone has ever said to you?
"You will always be competing with the people in this room. Life is a race, and the race never ends."
Is this a ridiculous way of looking at things, or is it just reality?
What are you entitled to?
edit: what do you think would happen? would he be forever unnoticed? would it be all over the news for 6 months?
edit 2: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4471099.stm
youtube links pls
Do you think Kurt killed himself for a stupid reason?
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How much later, if at all, do you sleep in days you don't have to do anything?
i am really tired but i have to go out and do things soon. how can i wake myself up? coffee is not an option, as the coffeemaker is broken.
Does anyone else here read the Anita Blake Novels?
Can you recommended any other Vampire Series like the Anita Blake Novels (but with a less sex and more action).
What's the best substitute for chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies?
i'm trying to send a pic message to someone. he has at&t. i have verizon. we're in the same state.
i'm getting an error "national access not available"
i can send pics to other people. what's wrong?
1 in 4 teenage girls have an STD, can anyone still argue against sex ed classes?
What would be good things to add? I could just do a little water with a little season salt, I could quarter some onions and put them in, or I'm thinking maybe a cup or two of applesauce, or a can of pineapple chunks.
What would you recommend?
Does WaMu have locations in Germany?
;_; My Google skills are not being useful today.
1) Have you ever baked bread?
2) How do you bake your bread?
3) Favourite bread to bake?
4) Is it as stress-busting for you as it is for me? (The combination of the kneading and the smell make me very mellow!)
Are you ready for a new season to start?
eta: how so?
Do you think life and living a good life is a right or a privilege?
Do you think I might get sick if I eat it five hours later?
The sub had: Tomatoes, olives, spinach, banana peppers, green peppers, purple onion and some ranch dressing.
What are the oldest leftovers you ever consumed?
Do you ever leave wrappers and other garbage in your car? For how long?
How clean is the inside of your car?
Did you ever see that show about the guy who died because he ate a year old burger?
Do you find yourself using it by accident in real life?
Would they be at all wanted on ebay do you think?
What are some other uses for them/things I can do with them other than just chucking them away?
Australians: Where might I find a desk top size water feature that isn't expensive?
How do you take your coffee? If not coffee, what is your favorite "wake up" drink?
What is the most interesting combo of liquors you've had in the form of a shot? Did this shot have a name?
2. If so, who for?
The gym i just joined and moving house on friday
What's your favourite insult?
WHY DO OLD PEOPLE LOVE FORWARD MESSAGES SO MUCH?
ETA: I have no dead pet. I just am trying to figure it out. My mother told me she was going to bury him in the backyard if he died, and I don't think I want that for my cat.
A year and a half ago, my mom & I went to London. The first day there, I fell, and the next day I stepped in a hole and twisted my ankle (I am not usually this clumsy.) Of course, I wasn't going to ruin my vacation by sitting in the hotel and resting my leg, so I had to gimp all around London. We went to Paris for a day too and pretty much just sat on one of those tourist buses the entire time because I couldn't walk around. It sucked.
which famous psychoanalyst ended their life in 1990?
2)does your stomach bloat up?
3)do you like flowers on trees?
eta: tell me a funny bad coworker story.
- Free HIV Testing
- Free Smoking Cessation
- Blood Pressure Screening
- Body Mass Index
- 10 min. Chair Massage
- Insurance coverage information
- Discounted STI testing
- Free Condoms
- Free Emergency Contraceptive Pills
- Interactive Games
- Giveaways & Door Prizes
What interactive games go along with this theme?
1. I've never gotten anything from her. Do you think she's not getting any of my mail or she's keeping/tossing my mail?
2. Would you be annoyed or happy if someone did what I described above?
3. I've never met her. Do you think it's odd she's made no attempt to contact me in return to sort out why I keep getting her mail?
My college uses a "free" legal downloading pain in the butt called Ruckus. As I just got my computer imaged and all of my CDs are at home, I decided to download it so that I can have some music. Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult to just browse for songs, and I suck at remembering names and such, so I still lack music. What should I download?
(I currently have:
- George Carlin
- Lewis Black
- Linkin Park
- Savage Garden
- Barenaked Ladies
- Bowling for Soup
- Three Days Grace)
Have you ever gotten an email saying that someone has tried to guess your email password many times? I have. It's creepy.
I hate it when I get all excited about hanging out and going somewhere only to have the person I was going to hang out with cancel or blow me off. : (
So, how's life going for you?
my boyfriend and i got into a heated debate last night about this and i was wondering if i can get some input from the fine members of the question club.
1. should prostitution be legalized? and i'm not talking about 'escort' services that skirt a long the lines of prostitution, but services that offer sex for money.
1a. if yes why?
1b. if no who should be charged with a crime? the prostitute/pimps, the john or all members involved in said crime?
2. this has absolutely nothing to do with the first question but i have been suffering from the worst cold ever for the past 4 days and i was wondering what is your go to method for kicking a cold? i've tried all of mine (lots of fluids, rest etc) but it seems like nothing to helping at all. ugh, this sore throat is kicking my ass.
Also, why are the subjects so horrible?
I just got one that said Does 8 incches Enough 4 U?, what the HELL, that doesn't even make sense.
What is the difference between 70lb and 80lb paper when it comes to printing?
Would 80lb stock be the same as 80lb paper?
*EDIT: I'm guessing they mean paper not text.
Are you allowed to have your own music at work? (as in, radio, headphones, etc.)
Why would you be mad if someone said the obvious to you?
Backstory: My fiance is a musician, and he plays a Buffet R13 Bb clarinet. It cracked about 10 months ago. He had it pinned, but it has cracked twice since then. He only has it serviced at reputable places. I'm going to have him send an email to the company, but has anyone ever had anything like this happen? Or are we SOL?
2. Have you ever "payed it forward"? What did you do?
3. Is there any good career quizzes on the Internet that you consider worth trying? I mean those that are made to help people decide what career they might be good at. I've been looking, but you have to pay for most of them. If you know about a good one, I'd be reaaally grateful! :) I'm entering College on August, on Microbiology. But I'm indesicive now, and I feel like this is a very important decision and would like to learn about other careers that have to do with the things I like.
For me it would have to be our style books...I want to shoot myself. It takes me so long to finish them :'(
(OK OK I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS: You could totally give twenty simultaneous blowjobs to very tiny animals!!!!!!!!)
Is seducing someone (for the first time) by suddenly appearing stark naked in front of them ever a good idea?
(Like in Babel, with that Japanese girl WTF)
I bought a 15-foot-long python skin at a juju market in Ghana. It's been sitting in my room in a plastic bag because I am terrified of opening the bag and contracting ebola/African bugs in my flesh. What should I do with this snakeskin, eventually?
(I was thinking a snakeskin bra with very long tassels, also a crotchless thong, but there will be a LOT of material left over.)
Beating children y/n?
On an unrelated note, is it bad to drink orange juice immediately before or after drinking milk? Someone told me this once...I think it has something to do with the milk going sour due to the acid in the juice.
EDIT: Would it matter that it's citric acid in orange juice but hydrochloric acid in your stomach?