||[Mar. 9th, 2008|05:54 pm]
The Question Club
You're at a bar. Your celebrity crush, aka, the celebrity you find the hottest, is there. He or she is drunk and looks really, really good and being hit on a lot by the other patrons. They sit down next to you, and notice your wide-eyed, jaw-dropped awe, and then grabs your ass, and says, 'You're pretty cute, and all this liquor's making me horny. Wanna come with me to the bathroom?'
"Oh, do I?!" You follow them into the bathroom stall for some X-rated illicit behavior
You're flattered, but no, you can't do it
"I won't go with you into the bathroom, but let's just make out and see what happens"
You're horribly offended and slap the celebrity
You say no, and then turn around and call the National Enquirer and get paid for this slutty story
You're walking down the street, window shopping, when you pass by an alley. Out of the alley, a purple-clad pimp runs out and approaches you. "Sweetness", he says, "I have a ho problem. I have a big client lined up and I promised him 10 girls, but one of my bitches got food poisoning and can't come. I need my 10th lady. Now, this gig they're all going to is for a bunch of Latino businessmen, and all of my girls will have to fuck a number of dudes. It pays well, though. If you agree to be my 10th ho, then your cut is $20,000. They'll all use condoms, and all the girls will only have to be there for 5 hours, but in that time, you'll have to sleep with whoever asks and possibly have threesomes. Are you up to it, sweetness?"
I'd do it. 20k just for 5 hours of completely slutty behavior
No. Effin'. Way
Some cause you strongly believe in (analyze your principles to determine what that is) has sparked a protest group on the governor's office in your state. The governor is passing laws that would seriously restrict and compromise this belief you hold so dearly. To make this protest more attention-worthy, the instigator of this protest wants all participants to protest STARK NAKED. You show up with only shoes and your sign, and march en masse to the governor's place. The media will be there to record the demonstration, but this will be for something you strongly believe in. Would you join the protest?
Yes. It's only nudity. The cause is more important than boobies and peen
No. I couldn't imagine being naked in public
It's one of them hot hot days of summer, and in this scenario, you're in school. You have to give an oral presentation in front of the class, and this presentation counts as 25% of your total grade. It could damage or boost your grade at this point in the semester. Because it's a hot day, you wore a t-shirt, but you didn't realize it was kind of tight when you put it on that morning. The teacher, knowing it was hot, turned on the A/C. The classroom is kind of chilly now, and your body has noticed. Your nipples are rock hard and protruding through your white shirt like you're smuggling acorns in your bra (which, in this scenario, is doing nothing to restrain the tittie erections). You don't have a sweater and your presentation is in 5 minutes. Dozens of eyes will be upon you. What do you do?
Suck it up. Give my presentation. Live with whatever comments or innuendo may follow
I'd give the whole presentation with my arms crossed, hands under armpits. I may look like a weird dork, but my nipples will be hidden
I sit this one out. Make up some BS excuse to the teacher how I'm not feeling well
Look around the room and spot someone who does have a sweater or vest or something, and ask if I can borrow it
Walk up front, introduce yourself and your nipples (they're your presentation aids), and try and make it work for you. Use the nipples as pointers when you're pointing at things on the board. Have fun with it
You and your SO are out of town for the weekend, going to some swanky hotel for some private time. The only room left was this first floor job known as 'the diva'. This room has no curtains, and each wall has enormous windows, all of which are 1-way mirrors. You can see out, but people can't see in. Your bed is slanted so that most sexual romps will be in view of the windows, which, if they're doing their job,will not permit any visibility to the public. The room is also soundproof. Outside the building is a well-travelled walkway, where people are walking past your room en route to the restaurants, stores and parking lot.. You show up and your SO wants to have sex. How does being in this room make you feel?
Horny. All the faux voyeurism is making me hot
Very nervous. I know they can't see inside, but still, I'm very uncomfortable being in here, and certainly couldn't imagine having sex
Strange. I'd give anything a try. The passing crowds might be a little daunting at first, but I'm sure I'll get used to it
Not only do we have sex, but we haul the bed against the window, so that I can lead against it while banging