What's the most epic and awesome way I could possibly get rid of my right foot?
how long does it take you to fall asleep?
what helps you get supersuper sleepy?
i'm having trouble falling asleep :(
Even A Hit Man Deserves A Second Shot!
This afternoon I was out doing some errands and I planned to get a snack because I was sort of hungry-I hadn't had lunch an it was like 4pm. By the time I got out of the store with a bag of Flat Earth veggie crisps I was starving and opened them as soon as I got out of the store and ate a whole bunch. I ate as I drove too for a couple minutes.
Is there a way to get rid of the red in the sunburn quickly, i have to do a presentation tomorrow and i am very burn and very enevenly. I have an aloe plant and ive been using that but its a small plant and i dont want to use it all up.
You can't do it to yourself.
How would you describe it feeling?
How do you act in social situations generally?
How do you act when the person you're talking to intimidates you?
What about the opposite sex?
What changes when people get to know you?
Americans - what do you do with Canadian change? People give it to you, but then they won't take it! Arg. I've got mounds of it.
He is my savior.
How does thong underwear make you feel?
It makes me think of butt floss. The fabric gets way too near my actual asshole for comfort, so I go the way of the mom-ass panty-lines instead.
Do you ever assign human personality traits to species of animals?
Horses remind me of distinguished nobles and of kind-hearted policemen. Poodles remind me of high-strung socialites. Both my cats remind me of drug dealers I've known––the shifty black one is for sure a coke dealer, and my jumpy confused half-blind white cat is like that man who used to deal acid under a tree in Central Park who eventually got arrested and disappeared.
Do you ever pop other people's prescriptions when they're offered? Or are pharmaceuticals way too serious to be taken that lightly?
My roommate inherited a bottle of her late grandmother's Tramadols, so we popped them like crazy for a couple of days.
Opinions on kimchi, if any?
Good in stew.
For the next two months, you have to eat your weight in one particular food. What do you pick?
You're at an ice cream parlor, and there's every topping imaginable. What toppings will end up on your bowl of ice cream?
Favorite meat to eat?
1. What's happening?
2. Who's going to answer the phone?
3. How many rings will it take for him/her/it to answer?
Only non-serious answers, please.
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2. I am a genius, Y/Y? Would you like to get a history book with random lulz and asshattery in the margians or would you be angry? I'm highlighting the important stuff too, if that helps.
I already emailed the seller, and shipping to where I live would be $45, so the total would come to approx. $75. Is it worth it?
Update: Okay, I bid on it! Thanks for the feedback, guys! If someone outbids me I don't think I'll go any higher, so we'll see what happens... 6 minutes to go!
For US citizens... are you proud to be here?
Everytime I go to a college party there is some jackass in a room playing guitar with 20 people just standing around watching/listing. Fuck that.
I can't fucking stand it when people think they need to play accoustic guitar whenever there a bunch of people around.
And why the shit do people listen? That shit sucks.
I hate music.
Why do you get such a hardon/wet panties for music?
Do you think that they had a happy childhood, from what you know?
Did you have a happy childhood?
The sizes are listed as Youth Medium, Youth Large, Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large.
Usually unisex small t-shirts are too large for me, do you reckon the youth sizes would be a better fit?
Do you know people that use internet speak in their real life?
I also met a guy who writes his English essays in school with internet speak. I couldn’t believe his teacher would give him an A.
What are your thoughts on English Classes accepting internet speak?
May you be forced to live up to your own standards.
2. where is your next vacation to?
3. have you ever had joint drainings with steroid injections?
4. how many times can you have a single joint drained and injected? ex. knee
1. i don't know
2. my spring break starts on friday and i'm going home but my next not to home vacation is hopefully going to be when i go visit my boyfriend in FL for a weekend in the fall
4. I don't know that is why I'm asking
Then why is it that there is this burning urge to sleep with a vapid, fakebaked, mini-skirt ugg boot, a bit too much makeup girl who loooooves whatever's on the radio?
Is it... science?
1) How stupid was I for calling the number without trying to check up on it first?
2) How worried should I be? I can't find anything actually confirming that calling this number was a bad thing to do.
3) Is my mom going to kill me when I tell her?
d: Mommy bag
2: What do you think of guys who carry a bag?
3: What is the most have you spent on a bag?
4: What do you always carry in your bag/purse?
5: Do you have matching luggage?
2. What is the best thing to eat a banana with?
3. Non-US folk: Are you sick of hearing about the American presidential election yet?
2) When you get horny and your SO doesn't want it/you don't have a SO, do you feel like you'd screw anyone halfway decent looking just to satisfy yourself? lol.
3) Buttons on your messenger bag: cute, or so 2003?
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You are somewhat close to your brother but he watches and judges your actions closely because he cares and wants the best for you.
Do you tell your brother without giving the backstory, risking him finding out about the sex from his friend?
Do you tell your brother with the backstory, risking his scorn and loss of respect for you?
Do you continue to be quiet about it and just take the creepy sexual advances?
Or do you just fuck the friend and not give a shit about any and all consequences?
What was your last sticky situation?
Would you not buy a product marked as vegetarian or vegan? (I'm not talking about soy dogs, but like chips, or iceblocks or something)
Would this change if it was something you already bought regularly that has just added a 'suitable for' label, as opposed to a new product?
Who or what has annoyed you today?
How often do you eat breakfast?
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2. ANY GOOD PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK?
3. WHERE AND WHY DO YOU HURT RIGHT NOW?
I will be taking my best friend to Dallas next weekend (14th-16th) to celebrate her birthday (which is on the 16th) now I am not entirely familiar with Dallas and yes, I've looked on some websites to see what all is going on (so that we'll have stuff to do while we're there)
What I need help with is.. on how to make her birthday as special as I can. I am already inviting a ~special guest~ (this one guy that she has a huge crush on, he's supposed to act like he can't come hang out with us and then BAMM show up out of nowhere to surprise her) then I am going to end up decorating her hotel room in ~princess~ stuff lol and yes, I am getting her a tiara for her to wear around all night :)
For the majority of Saturday night 9pm-? we'll be at the hotel drinking so.. yeah. I am also getting her a strawberry cheesecake which will serve as her "cake". We were also thinking about going to Six Flags but erm.. $50/60 a ticket per person.. EEK lol
ANY OTHER IDEAS?!?! HAAALP ME TQC, YOU'RE MY LAST HOPE. D:
What else can I do to look cool?
Mine's usually pretty moderate, but gets ten times worse under stress.
2)why do I feel like coughing so much lately?
2. What makes the heart pump?
3. Do you believe in magic? If so, why? If not, why?
4. Have you ever seen a ghost, or thought you did?
5. What is the temperature in your refrigerator set at?
6. Do you think it matters if we waste energy?
7. What are we using that you think we could run out of?
8. How could running out of a natural valuable source effect us?
9. Do you believe we can mimic natural resources through science, and save our planet?
10. Do you think we wil be brushed off like a bad case of dandruff?
It's my birthday and I've decided that I'm getting a Wii with my monies. This will be my first new game platform since my Sega Genesis, if that tells you anything.
I love puzzles but I'm not particularly fond of FPS or sports games, so TQC, can you recommend any good games?
I've already decided I'm getting:
-Rayman Raving Rabbids
-Big Brain Academy
-HP: Order of the Phoenix
-Avatar: Burning Earth
I just had an allergic reaction to my face wash. My face has gone red an blotchy and I look disgusting. This has happened before and it usually goes away in a couple of hours. However I have to leave for a lecture in five minutes and I don't wanna turn up looking gross cos I dunno anyone in this class yet and no one will be my friend if I;m blotchy and red.
HOW DO I GET THE RED TO GO AWAY DAMNIT?
2. What proxy do you use for getting past blocks?
What are some key words to jump out at a employer regarding a Receptionist position?
Have you all read the Stephanie Plum series? What books are similiar to those that you recommend?
What about the Sookie Stackhouse series? What books do you recommen that are like that series?
2- What would you like, right now?
3- What's the last thing you wrote by hand?
1- I forgot to pay off my cellphone bill... this is especially sad, because I work in a store for my cellphone company. :(
2- Pineapples, and/or key lime yogurt. *__*
3- Probably a receipt at work yesterday. We do them by hand, we suck.
Do you ever feel bad when someone replies to everyone in a post except for you? Or, when you post and you reply to almost every comment, do you feel bad for not replying to them all?
I'm looking for another job, though I won't leave this one until I have another lined up. But that's not my point.
TQC, what is your work pace? Are you fast and better with something new every day, or do you prefer structured and focused? Something else? In between? .... Etc? :P
Have you ever heard of someone resigning or attempting to resign during a termination?
[I have permission to paint it, to "make it mine", but nothing too crazy..]
I bought a little roman shade [color under the cut] and the only paint color I can think that would go with this is like a butter or cream color.. I want a sophisticated color though, that's no too crazy. I was thinking maybe a grey.
I'm also thinking about buying a whole new bed set, probably black.
What would be a good color to paint my room?
-At the beginning of the year in second grade we had the "how to cover your books tutorial" and every year from then on we had to cover our books. I used paper bags because we had so many at our house.
Were you good at making book covers? Are you good at wrapping gifts now?
-I sucked at making books covers. My edges were never nice and crisp. I believe this is also why I suck so bad at wrapping gifts.
How often do you go to the library?
What's your favorite section in the library?
Did you have a teacher who got arrested during the school year? What was he/she arrested for?
So I found out am pregnant, according to the doctor I'm about 3-4 weeks pregnant. My concern is that he said I was at risk of miscarriage because I've had hormonal problems in the past, he also said it was very likely for this to happen and to not get my hopes too high with this.
So I want to ask, have any girls here been through this? How was this like? How are you coping?
I hope this is not offensive, and if it is tell me. sorry. But I don't k now of anyone who could help me through this, the people at the doctor's seem to busy to want to answer this.
These are probably also the only two times that I would be around with my car doors unlocked, but anywho.
1. Would you get in a stranger's car? What if you were stranded for some reason?
2. Have you ever given a ride to a stranger?
eta - What song was it from?
I just found myself saying "grok."
2. Are there any things that you HATE at only certain times of day?
I hate having to talk on the phone before, say, 9:30am and can't abide arguing after 10pm.
Can you please take a photo of the bread clip currently in residence in your pantry and post it here.
This is a matter of (inter)national interest.
Edit: A bread clip is one of these:
If your area doesn't use them, then show me what you use to keep the bread bag closed once you've opened it.
one of my co-workers wrote something in Latin on our board, so I went and erased it and in place wrote something that reminded me of pelomalo 'digo la verdad, hasta cuando miento'
which TQC member would you like to get to know better? what do you want to know about them?
What's the last piece of good news you received? Eddie Izzard is doing an American tour and 3 stops in Boston omgyay!
What's the last weird phonecall you got? Some guy just called my company (we sell rubber o-rings and stuff) and told me he and his daughter 'need to be checked for this hepatitis thing' and kept asking me "if i know the number"...wtf
What is your favorite city?
Now, here is the question I pose to you all. As the co-coordinator of the organization that is putting on the event, do you think I should receive a complimentary ticket to the show? My co-coordinator has not mentioned anything at all about it, and I feel kind of awkward bringing it up, but part of me feels that, hey, I deserve one.
What say you, TQC?
What is your favorite citrus fruit?
Sneakers or tennis shoes?
! or ?
2) Which crew deserves to win?
3) Which crew will probably win?
4) Isn't Jordan from BreakSk8 the hottest piece of ass on that show? (He's the taller blonde one who was in the middle when they danced to Ciara's "Step Up.")
Feel free to elaborate in any of your answers!
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should i stay home tomorrow, or suck it up and just go to school?
Or, if you're not working on one, that was the last essay you were assigned?
Mine's on Sodom and Gomorrah. I like writing essays, but on this one I'm srsly stuck.
2) How much time can you go without seeing or talking to your best friend before you miss them?
"If the emergency level is high in an employee's county of residence, but not in the county where their workplace resides, the employee make take PTO. An employee should always consider their safety first."
Now...between yesterday when i left work...and this morning...it dropped a 1/2 inch of ice and 4-5 inches snow. All counties in the area were on a Level 2 emergency.
So I called my office, saying that I would take one of the PTO days I have (since I have like 8.5
Well, I got an email basically stating that I needed to come in and that my PTO wouldn't be honored.
So I got to drive on the ice rinks that are the roads right outside of my house....
Is it all right to be pissed because of the fact we have a policy that it seems no one can use?
Which is your favourite brat pack movie?
Personally I opted for the Breakfast Club, but Pretty in Pink runs a very close second.
Which of these should I make for dinner tonight?
- chicken salad sandwich/wrap
- chicken quesadillas
- boca sausages with peppers and onions
Cause I sure as fuck do and it's SO gross. More reason to not eat greasy foodstuffs.
Ok let's make it one book based on true stuff and one not. :)
Also someone once said "Women with no female friends aren't to be trusted" what are your thoughts on that?
I gots questions.
1. What type of program, similar to Window's Paint (in simplicity), easier than Photoshop, is there FOR FREE, for Mac computers?
2. Pokemon are constantly fighting and fainting. They are attacked with "Drill Pecks" and "Flame Wheels"....but why dont they die?
3. When people make icons out of "screencaps," how do they go about getting those screencaps? I cant take screen shots when my DVD player is on, it wont let me. Soo, what gives, homeskillet?
2 which is better: ketchup or mustard?
3 why does my town have to be so boring, and only contain 8,000 people?
Why did you do it?
Can't you do anything right?
Will you ever learn?
Also, TQC, I'm convinced that the people I work with hate me and think I'm incompetent. I know myself and I know I'm always paranoid about things like this. I'm doing my job the best I can. Is it all just in my head?
2. where do you buy most of your clothes?
3. what is your favorite clothing item to purchase?
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Any of you get a tattoo only to find out your allergic to the ink?
Certain color your allergic to?
I just had color added to my chest piece a month or so ago and the blue bits itch really bad.
While pregnant I had issues with an old tattoo that was made up mostly of blue ink. I assumed it was a weird pregnancy thing.
Noo I am not pregnant!
Edit: Happy now?
is there a site where i can host a video that's about 16 minutes long? photobucket won't do it because it's more than 5 minutes long.
do you like rice pudding? i freakin' love it.
what animal noise does it sound like?
does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?
Edit: the gum question is from a song. Ya know, "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? if you wake up in the morning will it be to hard to bite?" I am not being serious about the question.
Are you Irish/Catholic?
What are your favorite Irish shanties?
Where did you go?
basically the question is, how can I dry my long, thick hair quickly and efficiently without a blow dryer?
What song has been in your head all day?
A. A fling and an affair?
B. A vacation and a get away?
C. A robbery and a stick-up?
2. Is it generally better to do the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing for the right reasons?
3. Are you generally pleased with the life you're living right now?
4. What was the last cool thing you bought for yourself?
I also recently went to Florida, and the gas station next to our hotel had like six different kinds of cloves. Is this common in places that aren't LA? I bought a pack of the cherry ones; they're not bad. How are the others? I wasn't even sure what the distinction was on some of them.
2. TQC, does every rose, in fact, have a thorn?
3. TQC, will there be a 3rd installment of that show so bret michaels can continue to get laid?
4. TQC, does VH-1 have a soul?
2. What does your "table" look like this week? (For our purposes, we'll say starting Sunday-today)
» for those of you who don't watch the show, Gillian, the holistic nutritionist host, makes the person keep a food diary for a week of everything they eat/drink. Then she takes the list, and lays out all those items on a table.
Was it awesome?
What's your take on flavoured toothpastes aside from mint?
ETA: have you ever taken melatonin? How was it for you?
What about the opposite issue? Have you ever met anyone who was well-spoken and interesting online, but IRL was a fucking socially inept nutcase (or any other variety of crazy)? Stories pls.
I was very nervous and I stuttered quite a bit, but I think she liked some of the things I said.
What should I say in my thank you note that lets her know that I'm not normally jittery like that and that I really like the job and want it badly while sounding professional and not needy?
It's a Teller position in a bank if it matters.
I googled "free business cards" since my friend mentioned a web site but she couldn't remember the name. I found one called Giggleprint and I think, based on the sounds she made when she was trying to remember it, LOL, it's the one. Obviously, neither of us can be sure since she still doesn't remember. :p
Has anyone here ever used Giggleprint or a similar service and can you offer me any advice on sites to check out or avoid in this kind of thing? Thanks!
would it depend on the friend?
would it depend on your level of sobriety?
have you fallen down recently?
have you ran into anything in the last week or so?
whatcha thinking about right now?
1. What are your favorite musicals?
2. Like mushrooms? What about in tomato sauce?
3. TV movies (w/ commercials) - yay or nay?
2 - What are you listening to a lot recently?
3 - Wanna be Last.fm friends? Here's me.
1 - I think Australian coins are weird (the 50c has like 12 sides or something) and the $2 is smaller than the $1, which is incredibly annoying coming from New Zealand.
Also, my brother has some coins from Swaziland which are like, rounded squares. And another one looks sort of frilled, almost like a flower or something.
2 - Hanson
What's it called when it's against a specific nationality (which isn't comprised of a single race)? Or other kind of grouping of people? "Bookclubbers are all illiterate morons"
This was inspired by a post last night but definitely not directed at anyone. I just realized I couldn't think of the word for it. Then this morning one of my idiot neighbors was ranting about the French.
1: What is your favorite euphemism?
2: Have you ever be in rehab?
3: What popular show is everyone you know into, but you can't stand?
4: Chicken nuggets or Fish sticks?
5: What is your all-time favorite condiment?
how do u approach a guy do buy you beer?
do you have to give him a bj/hj after he buys the 24pack????????
Which candidate probably did the most drugs growing up?
Which candidate has probably slept with the most women?
Which candidate do you think is most likely to have kept a diary, in which they wrote their secret, innermost thoughts, all the way up to college freshman (at least)?
Which candidate do you feel is most likely to have the most tattoos (or, maybe in this case, most likely to have a tattoo)?
Which candidate do you think probably owns a stash of porn (if you think it's more than one, then tell me who you think owns the biggest stash of porn)?
Can you recommend a place to buy affordable office appropriate clothing? Skirts, fitted button downs, etc. Comfortable, affordable heels are appreciated too!
I only know of New York & Co. Occasionally their prices are hit or miss.
Do you have any tried and true lime flavored that aren't super sweet?
I have to propose a subject for my Women in History term project... It needs to be on a woman or a women's issue.
Last semester, I did Frida Khalo, so I can't so my project on her again... so TQC...
Who/What should I do my project on?
What is the content knowledge expertise required (in your opinion) for success in a nursing career?
I need a few different opinions/quotes to throw into a report i'm writing for nursing school. :)
My story is over here.
It was almost worth the shenanigans. Actually it probably was worth not having HDTV for a week. :P
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I think I do that. I think I make exceptions if the grammar and spelling of the post are decent, though.
Are you having a good day today?
Should I change my icon?
If yes, what should I change it to?
Did you go to preschool?
Have you ever worked in fast food?
What do you have in your house atm?
What do you call that porcilain bowl that you do your business in?
Would you take me to the prom?
Can you get off thinking about performing oral sex?
What are your thoughts on Hot Pockets?
What is your least favorite musical? I can't stand the Phantom OR Wicked. Utter shit
If someone wrote a musical about your life, who would you want to play you? Ruthie Henshall. We looking nothing alike but she is oozing with fierceness
Speaking of fierce, are you going to watch ANTM tonight? What about Project Runway? Definitely to both
What are they for?