||[Jan. 23rd, 2008|02:34 pm]
The Question Club
In some country far, far away, the citizens voted for who they thought was the sexiest person in their country, and this person is almost a dead ringer for you! You're exactly their type! Do you move to this country ASAP, so you can plan on moving to the top of the dating chain?
Yes, I'm moving
You're dating someone new. You really like them. He or she invites you to their family BBQ so you can meet the relatives. Turns out, the person you're dating is related to George Bush. Not only that, but your SO is Dubya's favorite nephew/niece. As a show of support, George wants to be your friend, and invites you to a bible-reading session with him. Your SO is excited about the thought of you and Bush bonding, and exposes all of your sham excuses, so you'd be forced on your date with Dubya. What happens now?
I break up with my SO. It's too weird to be dating a member of the Bush family. I couldn't stop talking shit about their uncle anyway
Be friends with Dubya, but only because I like my SO. Let Bush think I'm a real keeper for his nephew/niece and he'll get off my back
This is awesome! I'd find reasons to buddy up with Bush and his cool helicopter rides, secret service and presidental knowledge
You're in need of a car, and you only have a couple thousand to spend. You spy an ad in the paper where a 2007 BMW is being sold by its owner for only $2,000. When you call, you find out the car's tip-top, but the reason he's selling the car is because he feels that it's haunted. Some creepy things have happened to him when he drives, and he says that he's been having bad dreams since he bought it. The car only has 5,000 miles on it. Would you buy it?
You're at the DMV when you're approached by a complete stranger. "You don't know me, but I know about you. I have bad kidneys and need a donor. One day, I rifled through your doctor's office, looking for people who might be compatable with me, and your file has led me to believe that I'd have the best success with you. I want one of your kidneys. I will pay you $75,000 for it, but it has to be right this instant. This suitcase here is full of money. It's yours. Simply come with me to that motel room across the street, where my surgical team is awaiting, and they'll put you under and remove your kidney. You'll get patched back up and I'll personally drive you to your doctor afterwards for a checkup. You can have a friend monitor the surgery if you don't trust me, and step in anytime if he or she thinks that I'm doing something I shouldn't. I just need the kidney ASAP!" Do you walk with him to the motel room, give up one of your kidneys, and earn 75k for your troubles?
For some creepy Howard Stern-like radio show, they'll pay you $15,000 if you make out with your sibling for a minute. With tongue. Do you do it?