||[Jan. 14th, 2008|02:47 pm]
The Question Club
I wish to create a Death Star in space, the size of a small planet, with the power to destroy worlds. What energy source should I use to power it?
Windmills (to catch solar winds)
Harvesting the energy from thousands upon thousands of apes masturbating to simian porn
Few thousands 9-volt batteries
None. Gotta do it old school, middle-ages style. Death Star weapons will consist only of catapults
So, there I am, in my Death Star, with my weapons poised on the world's capitals. What should my villainous demands be?
Proper energy source to power my Death Star
Anna Kournakova and Carmen Elektra, extra-strength Viagra
Timeshare in Yosemite
Year's supply of caffeinated drinks
Lock Britney Spears in a cave, so the world will finally stop talking about her
Amendment to the Bill of Rights that the American People have the right to never again be presided over by anyone from the Bush family
What should my deadly minion fighting units be?
Clones, in white armor, who can't seem to hit the side of a barn
Oompa Loompas with catapults, which fling those evil squirrels at interlopers
Furries, who will sacrifice their bodies to protect me