||[Jan. 4th, 2008|10:41 pm]
The Question Club
You have been selected as part of an elite group of people to go on a mission into space to better understand the planet Jupiter. The team consists of you and three other people--two men and one woman. The woman was brought along because The Space and Robotics Agency was attacked by various women's rights groups, saying they would all protest this expedition if there wasn't at least one woman on board. The Agency, not wanting to stir up any more bad press since their recent catastrophe ("THOUSANDS MURDERED AS ROBOTS KILL A WAL-MART") decided to quickly cover up the situation, brought aboard a woman who specializes in various aspects of space travel.|
During the course of the journey, you discover that one man has severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder after realizing that he hasn't left his seat--or even done anything other than flipped one completely harmless switch a number of times that is divisible by three every 3.5 minutes. The other man has a severe case of Germophobia that manifested shortly after the woman attempted to flush the plumbing system out into space, but it backfired and managed to spray all over the fellow--he later spent the next three hours sitting in what would be considered the shower, crying in a language you don't understand. The woman, while not mentally unstable, is attractive--especially considering that, at this point in the mission, you have not seen a woman for the past five months.
1 - Have sex with the woman while the two men are being completely neurotic?
2 - Go about, business as usual, attempting to do your best in the mission while everyone is busy washing their hands?
3 - Attempt to conquer space?
4 - Have sex with one of the men? If so, which?
5 - Bend time and space so that you already controlled space?
6 - Do cocaine off of a prostitute?
7 - Force me off of chat because it's obvious that all of my questions are created by them as I have no mind of my own?
8 - Fuck with the guy who has OCD?
9 - Fuck with the guy who has Germophobia?