||[Dec. 25th, 2007|12:12 pm]
The Question Club
You borrow a dvd from your closest friend because he or she had taped the latest episode of some show you guys watch. You go home and start playing the disk, only to realize that your friend gave you the wrong dvd. Instead of your favorite show, it's a sex tape of your friend and their SO (or ex if they're single). The camerawork seems to be really good, for you can see everything, whether or not you were trying. Obviously there was a dvd mix-up and you were mistakenly given very private data. Would you watch your friend's sex tape?
You're with your SO (pretend if you don't have one), lying on your back, and they're giving you oral. It's the ABSOLUTE best you've ever been given ever. You're really enjoying it when you feel a fart building within you, pressing to escape. Normally, you might be able to hold it but you're so relaxed and letting go, that it's gonna happen. You're soooo close to getting off. Like, another 20 seconds and you'll be there, but the fart will escape before then. It feels like it's going to be a loud fart, too. Remember, it's the absolute best you've ever had. What do you do?
Let it slip out. I'm sure my SO would forgive me. Good sex is worth all sacrifices
Push them off me and scamper off the bed to pass the gas, away from them
You're living in an apartment. For whatever reason, you lose your job and are having problems finding a new one. You let your rent slide. Your landlord/landlady (of the gender you're attracted to) is reasonable. Another month slides. You're up to 3 months, and still no work, and you owe 3 months rent. Your landlord/lady is upset and gives you an ultimatum. If you agree to have sex with them once and only once, they're forget about the debt you owe and you'll be given the next 2 months free as well. Otherwise, you have to move out the next day. Your landperson is in their late 40s and with average attractiveness and a bit on the dumpy side, and divorced and sexually frustrated (if you couldn't tell). What do you do?
Sleep with my landlord/landlady and avoid 5 months of rent