||[Nov. 14th, 2007|06:45 pm]
The Question Club
...go on a roller coaster without a seat belt? It's a really twisty one, with loop-de-loops and all, and the only thing you can depend on to keep your ass in the seat is the protective brace and your own strength
...eat a bowl of live scorpions? It's considered a delicacy in the Far East. You'll be instructed how to properly eat them without getting stung. There's about 7 scorpions in the bowl
...be buried alive with a corpse? You're given a flashlight and an oxygen tank and you'll be placed in a coffin with a fresh body, and buried, 6 feet under. In 6 hours, they'll dig you back up again. The oxygen tank is there just in case you need it
...brutally punch out a complete stranger? You're given brass knuckles and driven to a medical building, where you'll be hiding in the bushes. The next person who exits the building, you let 'em have it, full force in the face. You'll probably do some serious damage that will result in stitches, dental work and possible facial reconstruction. After the punch, you hop back in the car and are driven back home. You must never make even an inquiry or the slightest contact with your victim. Ever. You won't face any criminal charges for the assault.
This is for the ladies. Ann Coulter just spent the last hour making out with some guy, and he got her really, really turned on. What you have to do to get your money is exchange panties with her, and wear them for the next 3 hours. She's wearing a thong, btw. You're assured up front that she has no sexually transmitted diseases