|Steaking a claim post
||[Nov. 3rd, 2007|11:58 pm]
The Question Club
1. This is a follow-up post to my poll. You have to eat one of the following. You just have to, or ...um...for it's the only thing to cure a rare disease you have :P You have to eat either dalmation steak (made from a real dalmation) or a human steak, made from executed criminals (no one innocent died to feed you). Which would you sooner eat, dog or human?|
2. You're at the age of 70. You've had an interesting life, and any kids you had are grown. You're a little feeble and it's tough taking care of yourself. However, there's a program you can enter. For the next 5 years, you'll be pampered around the clock. Morning massages, tasty, healthy meals, all the mead and beer you can drink, afternoon massages, more tasty snacks, a fine dinner, followed by a great massage before bedtime, and any time you wish to have sex, an attractive person will come in and manually stimulate you, and they're really good. All you can do all day is lie around in bed and watch tv or read. You're treated like a king or queen. At the end of those 5 years, they wheel your bed into a back room, and they shoot a bullet into the back of your head, and turn you into steaks for the wealthy who wish to dine on exotic meats. In essence, you sign on to be kobe human and agree to exit this planet at the age of 75. Do you agree to this arrangement and become a kobe human?