|Breakin' da law
||[Oct. 22nd, 2007|02:26 pm]
The Question Club
In this wack scenario, the NRA and the various corporations that produce weapons lobby to decriminalize murder, for it would only boost sales and give the NRA even more power. The government officials are given serious kickbacks they can't refuse, and for an entire week in June, murder is legal. No restrictions on any kills made. What will you be doing during this week?
Out killing my enemies and hated individuals
Out killing people who I deem a plague on society
Out killing random people. Maybe at a mall or something
I'll be out of the country, staying the hell out of people's way
Locked and loaded, I'll be staying at home the whole week, protecting my loved ones
In a similar move, robbery/theft is no longer a criminal offense. For one week only, the police will do nothing to stop endeavors of this nature. What will you be doing this week?
Hitting the malls. Going on a massive looting spree, coming home with as much as I can carry
Cherry picking the best stores. Poshy clothing stores, electronics, etc.
I could use a car. Or two.
My neighbor has some nice stuff. It's only right I get some of that
Staying the hell out of people's ways. Locking myself in and making sure that no one can jack my shit
In yet another shameless movie motivated by kickbacks, this time it's the sex industry. For one week and one week only, all sexual crimes are allowed. Will you be getting lucky this week?
Hell. No. I've got standards
There's been this donkey I've had my eye on for a while. Now, the ass is mine! In both senses of the word!
Underage nookie! My poontang pool just got a lot bigger!
Streaking, flashing and all sorts of public indecency feats shall be performed. For one week, my private parts shall be public parts
Have shovel. Will travel. To my local cemetary
I'll use a vibrator (I live in parts of Texas or anywhere where adult toys are forbidden)
Finally! 'No' no longer means 'no', but 'extra work is required'