2. what's your waist to hip ratio?
in all seriousness,
You have just been given $1000.00 cash in $10 bills
Whatever money you don't spend will be disposed of
You must spend ALL your money in the next 10 minutes
....at the local dollar store.
What will you buy? How many of what? Is there anything you wouldn't buy?
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And to make it more interesting, what's your favorite comic? Mine is <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/>Questionable Content</a> by J Jacques.
2.) Can you see her spinning either clockwise or counter-clockwise if you will it?
I LOVE neck kisses. sexy
When was the last time you took a bubble bath with someone else?
To hell with ____? (fill in blank)
Ever accidentally broken something by sitting on it?
So, what was fantastic today?
If you have one, what is it?
2. What's your number one played song?
3. What's your longest track?
4. What's your shortest track?
1. 8,593 songs. 21.6 Days. 34.42 GB
2. I Can't Decide-Scissor Sisters. 24 plays
New York City-They Might Be Giants. 24 plays
3. I Am America (And So Can You)-Stephen Colbert. 3:34:21
4. Hey-Stephen Colbert. 0:01
1a. Isn't he fucking amazing?
2. Can you help who you like?
3. What kind of car do you drive?
2. do you watch/like it?
3. can you explain the appeal? i really just don't get it.
Fine, what if it's raining and my suit pants are all too long and would get wet because I refuse to wear anything but flip flops? and it's too cold for a skirt.
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2) Do you like it or would you rather be doing something else?
2a) If you would rather be doing something else, what would you rather be doing?
2b) What is stopping you?
3) Does it require a college degree?
3a) How long did it take for you to graduate?
4) What are your hours like?
is there do you know of anywhere in the buffalo/rochester NY area where i can buy a pair of 14-eye doc martens? if so, what's the name of the place? i desperately need some for the winter.
What kind of food do you think is bad for the health?
If you were going to completely change your eating habits, what would you change first? What would be the hardest part?
Answers saying where you live but where you're actually from are welcome, or you can just tell me whereabouts you are now.
Notable cultural differences between where you're from and other places?
(ETA: Mine always buys me flowers for Assistant's Day, so I figured I'd get him a card and a balloon.)
What are you listening to right now?
What's the last thing you ate?
Yes. 5-8 minutes.
Utada Hikaru - Kremlin Dusk
Some Jelly Bellys. Nom nom, yum yum.
Without looking at the other comments, who is this woman behind the cut?
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There's a pair of shoes I really, really want, but I can't bring myself to drop $90 on them. How can I convince myself to do it, LJ? Where can I get cheap (or even imitation) Dr. Martens t-straps?
My friends and I are going to Punkin' Chunkin' this year, as we have in the past. Have you ever gone to something similar?
We are going to tailgate there. What kind of foods should we have?
So, TQC, what is your best one-liner?
Edit: I'll take two-liners too. Like this one:
What is a cow with no legs?
2. If you could choose any tv show to have a spin-off made, which would you choose?
For argument's sake, because most sequels/spin-offs are terrible, that they will be equal in quality to the original.
As a straight man, I have no instinctive guide as to what makes these guys hot.
Video clips of them being in character below the cut.
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do any of you know some good songs that have to do with the ocean/waves/water... anything of that sort in the lyrics? it would be really great if some of them were country too. i'm making a mix for someone. thanks a bunch!
why are black lights so awesome?
what should i eat today?
2. How did you handle it?
3. Did you ever do it to your roommate?
2. Tried to tell her it made me uncomfortable, and she replied "It's my room too!" and said I was being selfish. They always made me leave too, and they never left for me because I didn't have a bf. LAME.
3. No, but I made up for it by snoring really loud.
EDIT: This was from the past, the c*nt sent me an IM today & brought it up. I do not live with her anymore.
2.) Apart from menses, what was the last thing to cause you to bleed?
3.) How long do you usually get for your lunch break?
2. Do you get nervous before tests?
3. How much do you usually study?
4. What is your favorite test format?
5. Are you the first one done tests? The last? Somewhere in the middle?
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One of my friends died the day after St. Pat's and her account on Myspace is now like a memorial page or something run by her cousin. I'd actually rather it just be deleted...
I just had to fill out my first policy (my company offers a free one so I signed up) and I had a really hard time thinking about it. I've read my parents' wills, but I'd never thought THAT far ahead.
Should I feel bad? Or is he just trying to use whatever means are at hand to make me feel guilty?
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I have no idea what I should take for filler classes next semester. I only have 2 classes I need to take and together they are only 7 credits. I need a minimum of 13 to stay full time and on insurance and stuff. So what should I take??? I’m looking for relatively easy classes as fill ins with minimal work load because I spend 3 hours a day on the bus plus working, which leaves little time for homework. The two classes I’m taking are a material science class and a chemical engineering class. Here are some options that I found that are mildly interesting
are you aware of how much thequestionclub's community members LOVE question marks?
do you use question marks appropriately?
If you could own any kind, what would they be?
1. LJ ladies, have you ever been felt up by your dentist as part of your routine checkup?
2. How likely is it that strangers who try to grab your boobs in public are merely concerned good Samaratins trying to help with your alleged TMJ?
3. If you get a boob job, is it okily-dokily for people to check out the goods without asking?
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much teasing are his 7 kids getting right now?
2. omg! will you treat me to lunch today? what would we have for lunch?
3. what are you passionate about?
Can you help?
S/he wants to know:
soo, about the Brady Bunch...
What kinds of clothes did they wear in that period?
What values or attitudes did they demonstrate?
What characteristics were each family member portrayed as (housewife, geek, popular...)?
CAN YOU HELP dorkkk_x with their homework TQC?
Nevermind, s/he deleted and so obviously any help we provide won't be worthwhile anyway.
So tell me TQC, what's the biggest example butthurt you've ever seen/heard of on the internets?
Why does this shit only happen to princejellyfish's ex?
So Mark has been sitting there for about 5 days and suddenly today Henry, a guy who usually sits next to him, asks you if it's okay if Henry sits next to you. You say it's okay with you as long as Mark is okay with it. You ask Henry, "Can you see better from here?" Henry responds, "No." Then a girl behind you guys says, "It's because you're smart. That's why he wants to sit next to you." Then Mark walks in and shouts, "HEY! That's why I wanted to sit next to her!!!!" and shakes his head at Henry for taking his spot.
How would you feel? They know this because when the professor pass out test scores, they've seen you get 100% on them.
Some of you recall that I just adopted a dog from a local shelter. The shelter had named him Bear, but he doesn't answer to it. He doesn't answer to anything actually, and there's no way of knowing if he actually ever had a name that he knew, so I'm thinking of re-naming him.
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if not, well, then how's your day going?
for all of you out there who own posters: how many do you own? what are they posters of? (pictures are welcome)
i've been seeing my icon a few places on lj today..which makes me curious. whenever you make an icon or edit one for someone/something, does it bug you when you don't get credit? would a thanks suffice?
if it's not parvo, what the hell can it be?!
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
8. What profession would you not like to participate in?
9. What is your favorite curse word?
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
How would your reaction change if they said they would be less likely to go down on you/have sex with you if you didn't?
What circumstances/situations/reasonings would make you MORE likely to do as they requested?
What circumstances/situations/reasonings would make you LESS likely to do as they requested?
1. Should I make these people cakes of their faces just to be nice, or not because it's one of those special things that should only be done once in a while? Should I not because they hinted that they want me to and I don't really want to start making everyone's cakes?
2. What's the best cake you've ever made?
3. Have you ever received an awesome cake?
4. How about the best cake you've ever SEEN?
PICTURES APPRECIATED FOR ALL ANSWERS. thanks :)
For my Latin class I made a cake of Rome with the seven hills and the temple of Jupiter (out of pretzels and graham crackers on top!). I've made two face cakes now and also one shaped like the Aerosmith logo. Funnn :)
ETA: WHAT CAKE SHOULD I MAKE NEXT?
Are there any shops that sell women's black shoes in a size 9 or 10?
I start a new job next week and I have no work shoes, only men's trainers :(
Bobby Flay or Rachel Ray?
don't you want to smack her with a saute' pan?????????
Finally: Chicken or FISH???????
How do you handle that? How are they close-minded?
Cut is a bit tldr; sorry. Feel free to answer the subject line, too, for not srs question.
Do you watch "Bizarre Foods"? Has there anything on the show you'd consider eating? Anything too disgusting to try?
How did you find/get your job? (For example, "I found it through a newspaper ad.")
The cheapest flight possible.
I'm considering Priceline or perhaps doing a standy-by flight.
1. Have any of you actually used Priceline? Did they match your price? Was it reasonably cheap?
2. Have you ever flown "stand-by" successfully? Were the tickets discounted? How much was the discount?
Opinions! Advice! I need to fly from Orlando, FL to Portland, OR by Thursday morning.
Why does this shit only happen to me?
Would it be a bad idea to use it on my futon? It needs to be cleaned and this is the best idea I've come up with so far!
I'm in the process of finishing my thesis (I'm getting my MFA in Drama/Theatre Studies). I hope to defend in December, and at this point, I'm revising and sort of just putting everything together. I'm working with four plays, and today, as I look at my chapters, I'm starting to feel like one of them just doesn't fit.
My advisor has seen my introduction that describes these plays, she's familiar with all of the plays and my arguments about them. If she didn't feel like this fourth one fit in the thesis, she would have told me long ago, right? Should I just chalk this up to me getting so close to finishing the thesis that I start to get paranoid about it?
Or should I legitimately think about replacing it? And if so, how badly would that slow me down and hurt my chances of finishing in December? I have to have a draft to my committee by November 10. I can write pretty quickly if need be - my most recent (and best) chapter was done in less than two weeks.
xposted to gradstudents, hoping TQC might have some answers, too.
We want to be able to teach our very very very antisocial dog to use the dog door.
We have had her for about a year and a half. The two years before that, she was clearly HORRIBLY abused. She is very hand-phobic and was petrified of my husband and i until relatively recently. She's not much happier, will get excited to see us, etc and now we want to try to teach her to use the dog door.
She's still not great around my husband - she'll watch him curiously but she cowers if he approaches her.
How can we teach her this? I've never had a problem teaching a dog this before.
I got a message on my MySpace (yeah, I've got one...) from some lady claiming to be a talent scout for models/actors. I figured it was a scam of some sort, and didn't really think anything of it. But now I'm wondering if it cooould possibly be real. I mean, I highly doubt it, but who knows, right? Anywho, here's the message, and whatnot.
After seeing your profile and pictures all I could say was wow. I am new to the site and just searching on here to make new friends and always on the look out for new talent. When I saw your profile, I just had to write and say hello.
Have you ever done any modeling or acting? If not, why?!?!? You have great facial features and I think you would do well in print or commercials among others.
My name is Ashley Hannan and I am a National Talent Scout with TooSpoiled, one of the fastest growing online talent marketing communities. This month alone we have had over 1,700,000 castings, auditions and entertainment job opportunities. I believe you have the look that a lot of our clients are looking for.
If you want to break into the industry, I'd like to give you a shot. I am very good at what I do and wouldn't be wasting your time or mine if I didn't think you would do well. I would like you to go to our site to check us out and get enrolled (www.toospoiled.com). Now this is by invitation only, so, you will need my scout ID code# ________ in order to enroll. If you have already done any modeling or acting you are going to love us. Please feel free to email me at [email address] with any questions. In this business it's not about who you know, but rather, who knows and sees you!
I look forward to getting you in front of thousands of potential clients. Congratulations and good luck.
Ashley Hannan, NTS
She tried to add me as a friend too, which I've yet to accept or decline. it sucks, because I personally think this is a fake, and I've always wanted to get into modeling. Like... since I was in 6th grade or so. I haven't gone to the site yet, as I'm not sure what to think of this.
1. Do you know of this site?
2. Does this seem legit at ALL?
3. Should I even bother with it?
4. Are there any legit modeling sites out there that I should know about?
I would really appreciate some feedback.
EDIT: Yeah... not even a modeling site. Figures.
I dressed up ramen with mixed veg. It's great for me now, YES????
So tell me TQC, what's the most amusing drama from your workplace?
Thanks for the help!
1. Would you date someone with a colostomy bag?
No offense or slight meant towards those with colostomy bags
Is Rachel in charge now? What happened to Shannon? Who was/is attacking the site?
Serious and non-serious answers.
Also what was the last thing you lied about?
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1) If you had to choose, do you spend the rest of your life in New York or LA?
2) London, Paris, Sydney or Tokyo?
3) What is the funniest thing you've ever seen in metaquotes?
4) Batman, Superman or Spider-man?
5) ETA: Do I fail at life for using a grammar icon and then spelling 'choose' as 'chose'?
Gum isn't cutting it, but I'm not hungry, so chewing food and not eating it would be wasteful. What can I chew?
Parents: How old was your child when you started reading to them?
Everyone: did your parents read to you as a child?
What was your favorite book to have read to you?
I saw some children's books and got way excited about reading to the child I won't be having for at least 5-10 years.
I was all about No Elephants! and Mother, mother, I want another.
I now need to do my hair again and I am unsure what colors to do, so I am leaving it up to you!
1. Why are my neighbors being so weird?
2. What would you have done?
I just let my dogs bark (inside) so they'd know they were heard but let them have my water. I figured they were being a little too weird for me to go talk to them or they were embarrassed to ask for water and were having a water emergency.
3. Do you get along well with your neighbors?
4. Have they ever freaked you out a little? Story, please.
latenightdrives wants to know: Are the Brady Bunch in boxes or something?
You're in a dark room, not completely pitch black but dark enough that you have to squint like you have something in your eye if you want to even pretend you can see the person with the knife in front of you--who decided it would be in your best interest to kidnap you because you thought it was a good idea to go on a date with his daughter/son/dog [whichever your preference. If you're a cat person, or if you're into sponges or something else, substitute whichever you feel is appropriate] and leave them at the restaurant with no money to pay for the food [which easily could be described as "half of the menu"], forcing the poor boy/girl/animal/inanimate object to wash dishes and blow the manager of the place until such a time that the money would be paid or the Health Department found out about people having sex in the kitchen.
Anyway, he turns and decides it would be in your best interest if he removed some kind of body part from you in exchange for the degradation that his child/pet/sponge went through at the hands of your not being accepting of his/her/its being-a-huge-glutton.
So, my question is this:
What band do you think sounds the WORST when heard live?
What is a typical night at home for you?
Do you get more junk mail or bills on a daily basis?
Do you stop answering the phone after a certain hour?
Do you eat off of paper plates mostly or real plates you have to wash?
How do end your night before going to sleep?
Anyone here count themselves as a 'fan' of the show?
What shows for kids/teenagers do you enjoy? (MMMM was actually designed/written by Tony Robinson (Baldrick from Blackadder) 'for all ages' and is full of innuendos, anachronisms, political/cultural references, parodies, etc, for the adults to enjoy)
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If you haven't heard of it, does it sound good, for either you or your kids (or both!)?
I'm 5' 8" and have 15lbs to lose... I'd like to be able to project my measurements when I arrive at my goal as a motivational thing :)
Do you have a family member who you really do not like? I'm thinking more along the lines of cousin or uncle or in-law, but whatever you can come up with is fine. Tell me about that person.
Do you watch Beauty and the Geek? If so which geek do you sort of have the hots for? Did you know that Sam is the guy from the Disney movie Brink?
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If so can I please have a scan of the outline on how to write a paper on a religious visit. The outline is found in the back of the book.
Thanks in advance.
Do you know what hog mawl is?
Do you know what shoofly pie is?
Do you know what a faschnacht is?
Do you think that people with mental disabilities should be allowed to attend an honors college?
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It's hanging on bus stops all over town. I actually think they're serious.
How much money do you believe you would sue a city for if, due to police officers apparently not doing their jobs correctly, you were the one who discovered your son's dead body after a car accident?
No looking up the correct answer, and if you already know it, you're not allowed to answer.
In a situation like this, how would you personally decide how to handle the situation and, if it came to money, how much money you would sue for?
If you were a judge (or...however these type of cases are decided...jury?) who had to rule on this case, how would you determine whether or not to award a monetary amount, and if you chose to award the money, how would you determine how much to award?
ETA: Since I'm such a bag of douche, I didn't give you guys the source I'm talking about. This is currently being debated in S_F. And by "debated"...I mean most people love it, some people hate it, and others are WTF-ing.
Are you spoiled? In what ways?
eta - If you told someone you'd be mad if they woke you up again at 2am and they responded with "why?", how would you react?
I liked that Doogie was smart but not a nerd. Also, super cute.
2. What's the weirdest nickname you've ever heard?
Aside from Doogie... Oria for Victoria.
this is a long one.
relationship advice ftw? i think so.
1. If you had access to your SO's personal email inbox (without their knowledge), would you regularly access/check them?
2. Do you read your SO's text messages (the ones on THEIR mobiles, not the ones they send you!)?
And I mean, it's gotta be at least semi-normal, no grubs-on-a-stick or beef tongue sandwich.
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And who else is going to see them at UCLA on November 1?
Why on earth does my hand smell like baby cereal?
Ideally this should be about a person you loved and, for whatever reason, just couldn't make your relationship work. But it can also be a fish or a cookie or something that got away, if you must.
just kidding. my mom was dumb and told me he hasn't been on for a while.
edit number 394834: Am I the only one who thinks he is attractive?
2. Is it possible to have a platonic close relationship with an attractive member of the opposite sex?
3. Do you get drunk with your significant other, or do you prefer not to drink around eachother?
-Ever been camping? Where? Did you have fun?
-If you could name one band to be your favorite, what would it be?
-When did you stop trick-or-treating?
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Are you drunk right now?
Do you think that Boondock Saints is a good movie?
Do you type well?
can anybody tell me what santa cruz california is like?
a friend of mine from australia (where i live) moved there a few months ago and im totally interested in where she is living.
-I'm a fan of 2% and regular Silk. Ice cold, of course.
I'm a girl (in case you had no idea!) and I am all for equality. Except for when the issue of drafting women comes up, I'd rather eat my cake and have it too. (Although I'm not a fan of drafting anyone). Now, I know I should probably just take it and want equality in every aspect of life, but I just feel differently. I don't mean to be a hypocrite. D:
So my question is, are there any things you know you should think or believe in, but just can't manage to? What are they?
dos. the homecoming hoedown is thursday, and my sorority is doing a pinata... thing. any bets on whether this will be insane fun or a total disaster?
tres. if you got to pick a nickname for yourself to put on the back of your sorority tshirt, what would it be?
Obnoxious, or hot?
Girls, vice versa.
Or whatever sex you're attracted to?
What's the last lie you told?
If you are a Democrat, what are your thoughts on Hillary? Do you find her too polarizing? Do you have a better candidate in mind? Do you think she could win the national election?
Personally, I don't care for her politics. I like John Edwards. I think she is too polarizing and could not pull off the national election. There are people who have never voted in their lives who will come out of the woodwork just to vote against her.
How did it go?
Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?
Is it worth the money?
When did it start?
The website is acting weird, and won't let me see any actual information.
Especially if you've played the game, what do you suggest? If you haven't, maybe you could think of some games based on the description of Scratches?
eta: I was especially fond of the story, setting, and the simple-yet-effective style of gameplay. I don't like Myst-games too much, oddly.