||[Oct. 12th, 2007|12:33 pm]
The Question Club
In case you didn't know, there's been yet another Britney Spears vagina sighting as, yet again, she's exited her vehicle in the most immodest way. We've all seen her vajayjay so much we can probably pick it out of a lineup, and it ain't a pretty vagina. This leads to one particularly interesting question...|
Why doesn't Britney Spears wear underwear?
She likes to flash the paps on purpose. She probably thinks that it still turns America on to see her cooter
She forgets to put them on
Due to whatever gyno reasons, Britney has to air out the vag on a daily basis
She tries, but her vagina is so corrosive with STD stowaways that it eats through the material
If you had a puss like hers, you'd show it off too
Obviously proud of her new wax job
Likes the feel of car leather against her meat flaps
Easy access, for scratchin' and sexin'
Had pantyline once and vowed never to suffer through it again, by refusing to wear the things
Thinks the word 'commando' is edgy and fierce, like the Arnold movie, and going without drawers makes her a tough girl
She never wanted to be a mom in the first place, and these bare cunt stunts will only keep the kids away from her, just the way she likes it
Court order from Victoria Secrets. She is not to be within 100 feet of their products
She has a small bladder and can have sex at the drop of a hat. The back of her car's probably filled with soiled panties, and really, wouldn't paparazzi shots of undie stains be more offensive?
Complete loss of all long term memory. She has no recollection of anything bad happening the last several times she went undie-less in a minidress
Britney owns TMZ and every car-exiting beaver pic only leads to millions of extra clicks on the site. She's making bank
For $1,000, would you drive around bareass in one of Britney 'vagina is the new thong' Spears' cars? The driver's seat has probably seen more vag than her toilet seat, and don't forget the humid summer we just had in SoCal