|Highly ridiculous zombie morality question
||[Sep. 4th, 2007|11:17 pm]
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You know that really cute person who you go to school with/work with/see on the bus/etc? Yeah, maybe you're not single and maybe they have no idea you fancy them, but you do.|
Ok, zombies are rising from the ground and are ambling about. Some are after the living, but most are just shambling aimlessly about. All the recent dead are back on their feet. During the initial panic of seeing the dead all ambulatory, there was an OMG stampede where that cute person was killed. Sad, but life isn't always puppy dog tails. You're the last one left behind and you pause over your idle crush's trampled corpse, ruing your passivity and so forth, when suddenly, the body begins to move, and slowly rises from the dead and starts ambling about aimlessly, completely unaware and unresponsive to its environment. All in all, maybe 10 minutes passed between death and re-animation, and they're probably still warm to the touch. As a result of the death-by-manyfeet stomp party, their pants's buckle completely self destructs and drops to the ground, revealing sexy sexy zombie ass. Even though they're dead, they're still looking rather fine. You look around and you're the only one within a New York mile of this freshly dead strip show.
1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how tempted would you be to conduct sexytime with this hottie, only-been-dead-for-10-minutes, zombie?
2. Say it was some famous sexy celebrity, like Jessica Alba or Christian Bale or Johnny Depp or Evangeline Lily or whoever you got the paparazzi hots for. On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your temptation level now?
3. On the other hand, let's say it was a famous person you really hated, like George Bush or Michael Moore or Bill O'Reilly or Paris Hilton. Their pants don't fall down, but they're ambling towards you. On a scale of 1 to 10, how tempted would you be to just walk over and punch them in the face?