If so, why are you home? Did you have plans to go somewhere?
What are you going to do to fight off the boredom?
Since I'm sure horny guys care about penis coordination in the fashion sense, what colour condom fits what colour penis?
Adblock PLUS plug in and block the following URL "http://media.imeem.com/m/ewqtoc2lzj" it will kill the music
I also have a question : What colour are trees? Red, green, brown, pink?!
What cheers you up?
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Bob Dylan and his band, Wilco, Regina Spektor, Damien Rice, Andrew Bird, Bjork, Amy Winehouse, Amos Lee, Rodrigo Y Gabriela
What makes you so sure?
How did you get rid of them?
What would you do if someone was lending out your stuff while you were gone?
What was your experience like, and how quickly did it end for you? What'd you do to help it go away?
*I think I might have it, I've been sick almost every hour since 11pm. And it's 7:30am now.
What did you think of it?
Bonus points for pictures.
Edit:would you say there is a distinct difference between purple and violet or are they about the same thing? Like if you saw somthing that was violet, would you call it purple or vice versa?
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I could probably reformat it into less of a meme style, but in an hour the post will be dead so it seems stupid to do so.
If you are a poet/writer/artist - what is your best piece?
Show us! :D
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I write also but...all my stuff sucks. :/
I'm also looking for a name for an economic model that is based on a bottom line of health for both the individual and the world. (And by health, I mean physical and mental health.)
Any ideas? I'm absolutely clueless when it comes to economics, as I've avoided the subject for all my life. But now I'm wondering about these things and have no idea where to start researching them.
Another idea is to name them after Chinese food: General Gao, for example.
What should we name them?
Does anyone know any Chinese slurs for white people? (because they are a Chinese duck breed)
I'm applying for a position within my company which is perfect for me, and which I'm really nervous I won't get. Could you please offer me some feedback on the following cover letter before I send it in?
Hi Tara and Gary,
Please consider this email my application for the Communications Team Lead
I've worked at *Company Name removed* for a little over a year now; as a Cashier and Security Representative for 10 months, and as an Email Customer Service Representative for 3 months and a few weeks.
While I've worked at *Company Name removed*, I've made an effort to educate myself in as many aspects of my job as possible. I'm qualified to do cashouts,
escalated cashouts, player to player transfers, escalated player to player
transfers, MoneyGram/Western Union deposits and emails, Cheques, Traffic
Analyst duties, DACC and emails.
I'm also a member of the esteemed Events Planning Committee, and of course the famed *Company Name removed* Bowling Team. (Inappropriate humor?)
Over the last year and a half, I've been taking night classes at
BCIT to complete a Technical Writing Associate Certificate. I've finished
several Technical Writing courses, including "Technical Writing,"
"Technical Editing and Grammar," "Writing for the Web," "Designing and
Writing Online Help," "Documentation Project Management" and "Definitions,
Instructions and Process Descriptions."
My biggest claim to fame here at work is a policy and procedure document
outlining cashier procedure changes I'd suggested to Lawrence, which was
approved and implemented into the Handbook.
My biggest goal at *Company Name removed* is to make the transition to the
Communications department. I feel that's where, as an admitted grammar
nerd, I can really excel at my job. The Communications Team Lead position
sounds like a perfect match for my skills and goals.
Thank you for your consideration, and please find my resume attached.
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Best conservative political blog(s)? News Agency?
Do you know of any blogs/news agencies that are relatively objective in their reporting?
EDIT: Comments may contain spoilers!
I hate to admit it, but I have a really small head. Adult sunglasses just don't stay on me. So should I suck it up an buy a pair of children's sunglasses, (Provided they aren't Bratz, Barbie, or Dora) or stick with adult ones and hope I can find a pair that suites me?
Just wondering. My boyfriend's favorite pass-time is scaring the bejeebers out of me.
[ETA] Guys, guys. Calm down. It doesn't bother me that he does it, I was just curious. It's always playful and if I asked him to stop, he would.
although i am not really a big fan of papa roach, i've listened to a lot of their stuff, and although i don't know if i believe that chuck palahniuk is the literary genius people think he is, i enjoy his books for entertainment value and i've read quite a few of them, too.
my question is, anybody else familiar with these two find striking similarities? There's at least two instances in papa roach songs where they almost directly riff quotes from something that palaniuk has written. anybody else see this? think this? do i need to switch to decaf?
Sunny will forgive me quickly, Phoebe will be wary of me for a while unless she needs rescuing from the floor, and Powder already hates my guts, so no love lost there.
For those of you with pets, what is your least favorite pet chore?
Why is it nearly impossible to hold a squirmy, biting ball of feathers and clip toenails without fearing that you will end up taking the whole toe off?
The budgies are now doing the poof and shake while yelling at me, and the conures are preening each other, smug in the fact that they didn't need nail clipping!
Is it sad that clipping my birds' toenails is the high point of my day today?
2. How long have you and your SO been together?
3. Did you have any weird dreams last night?
4. How many different phrases can you make out of TQC? If any, would you name a few?
5. Do you have any hilarious(by hilarious, I mean it doesn't have to be funny to all of us, maybe just you) stories from your childhood you're willing to share?
6. Doesn't it bug you when you think up all these wonderful questions you'd love to ask TQC and by the time you get to your computer you've forgotten them all and end up making up other ones?
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I want chocolate chip cookies, what do you want right now?
If you were to get in your (or a car) car and drive one direction, which direction would you go?
If I were to get into my car and drive, which direction should I head?
If so, why/how did you decide to become one?
What are the pros/cons of the job?
What is the one most important thing you would tell someone who's thinking of becoming one?
Be truthful now.
Someone throws a football at you. Do you try to catch it, duck, or cover your face?
What is one sport you know NOTHING about?
Do you nap?
or Magic the Gathering cards. You can also make your own and make sure they'reinternet related whether it be trolls, random idiots or silly pointless stuff. I know there was Cosplayfucks the Gathering cards. Or even better if you want make them tqc related like the cosplayfucks types. Just passing around some ideas.
Does anyone have any? If not can you make some? =D
My problem is this: the new SAT has an essay section, which is graded on a scale of 1 - 6, with 6 being the highest grade.
WELL, on my SAT score sheet, the score I got for my essay was an 8.
Someone want to explain this to me?
How is that possible? I'm pretty sure they give extra credit for pretty handwriting or anything.
Am I just an idiot or is this a typo? And if it is a typo, how do I go about finding out my actual score?
Is this supposed to be a spin from the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
I never thought about it until I saw a commercial where the DQ lips sang.
2. How much does it cost to renew?
1. March 18, 2052. My 65th birthday!
I know opposites can often attract.. but can they really last?
How old are you?
Who were the original people (Descriptions please, I don't know names)?
Who were they replaced by?
How sensitive are your nipples? (unpeirced/altered)
Why do you like about TQC?
I like it because it amuses me when I'm bored/procrastinating but mostly because it enlightens me to the depth of people's lives. FOr instance, the bf peeing on the carpet- Wtf? I just can't encounter that kind of stuff in every day life.
What's your favorite crazy TQC story?
2. If you drink Bubble Tea (or Boba Tea), what do you typically order?
Out of the information I got
Do you still work there?
If not, why not?
edit - Mostly fixed - thanks peeps!
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If a white cat crosses your bath, is it good luck?
What if they both cross your path?
Does it matter which one crosses first?
What is your marginal utility for a Klondike bar?
What great experiences did you have that you couldn't have done, or wouldn't have been as good, if you had an SO?
Can you tell me about the people you fell for after your first love, and (hopefully) how much better they were? If they then ripped your heart out, you don't need to tell me that bit.
1. Hopefully you all can help. I'm looking for the name of the song in the movie, "The Replacements" where the main guy character is with a girl and it's romantic or something. I think there's a part in the song where it goes, "I'll be your king and you'll be my queen." I know I'm being very vague but I haven't seen it in forever and google hasn't helped me. Anyway, do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
2. what was the last movie you saw? did you like it?
3. have you ever walked out of a movie? If yes, what movie?
What are your thoughts?
How would you respond?
Just a little while ago i was talking to a friend i haven't seen in a while. She told me that a girl she's friends with who lived next door to the man says she saw the whole thing happen. The girl said she saw a van pull up, could read the license plate, and saw the man go out to grab his trash cans from the curb. that's when she said the door opened, and she described the person who got out and shot the man. Then he got back in the van and drove away.
I know this girl also, and she's lied about almost everything she's ever told me (for example, she swears she was born in Egypt and is related to a pharaoh, but she also says she's never been to Africa) but I really can't tell if she would lie about something as serious as this.
Do you think she was lying about the whole thing?
Can she get in some kind of trouble for not telling authorities what she saw if she is telling the truth?
I've got a question for those who have seen "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" and also have the soundtrack.
There aren't any spoilers, but some people may be sick and tired of hearing about "Pirates 3"
The video has been removed, and I have yet to be able to find instructions anywhere.
Anyone by any chance know how?
If so, will you post the picture?
Mine is the movie Deliverance and needing to use the bathroom.
And yes I mean sexxxxxually. What takes you from fuckmefuckme to D:
I hate writing the damn things and I'm not convinced anyone reads them....yes/no?
2. If you have multiple children, do you have a favorite, and why?
3. How many kids do you want to have?
4. Do you like Windows Vista?
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Like the town on one side of me (Mooresville, NC) lists it's Sister City as Hockenheim, Germany. The town on the other side of me (Concord, NC) once listed it's Sister City as Kilkenny, Ireland.
No one has ever been able to explain to me what, exactly, a Sister City is.
2. In your opinion, is it safe for someone who is three months pregnant to go ATVing?
do you think its time?
do you think the show will be the same now that he is leaving?
what about the sopranos?
will you miss them ???
2. So I had all these guy acquaintances at work that I got along with really well, but sinceI dumped my ldr boyfriend a few weeks back (because he was a big jerk, that's why) I've found myself all nervous and jittery around them. I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in dating anyone at the moment, so what gives?
3. Say I change my mind about the not-wanting to date anyone - how do you go about turning 'i met this guy and i think i like him' into 'woot,dating and teh sex'? In all my past relationships, the guys did all the work at this stage and it all kinda happened by accident from my perspective. I'd like not to end up with passive-aggressive person next time so I need a new method.
4. It's been a hard few weeks, what with exams, dumping the boy, being a long way from home, the death of a family member, not knowing many people up here- and I think I am kinda depressed. I have trouble getting up in the mornings and find myself getting teary out of nowhere. What do you recommend for lower-case d depression?
Have you ever played Guitar Hero (1 or 2)? What's your favorite song?
2. what's the best thing?
3. what's the stupidest question someone has asked you recently?
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Do it yourself!
ETA: I did use warm water in the syringe and it worked once i got the angle right! I do recommend using hydrogen peroxide first, and once you are done with that and the water to use some alcohol in your ear to dry it out and prevent infection :)
EDIT: found the best version! aha. now i want to chat...
Seeing as no one appears to have created tqc_chat_chat until now, would you like to click?
Is anyone else who's single get really annoyed by all the SO questions here? :( I'm kinna like, yes, I understand I'm a loser, now SHUT UP. :(
Okay, let's go on this theme.
I think a guy in my boring sociology class likes me.
Should I sit right next to him on Monday?
Or would that be too awkward?
What's the best way to meet someone?
People tell me that I should just stop looking for someone and I'll find someone, does that seem like I'm still supposed to be looking to anyone else?
Is there a magic fairy that's supposed to know that I've suddenly stopped looking and is going to put a boyfriend under my pillow? Hah.
What language do you think I should choose?
The DVDs are expensive
Edit: He said German then changed his mind to Spanish so majority rules!
2. How long has it taken you to master the techniques of a mind blowing orgasm? Or even just an orgasm?
3. Where is the most inappropriate, or embarrassing place you have ever masturbated?
Upon doing this, I cut my leg though, I was wondering if there is any way of getting an infection from the wood? like you would if you cut yourself on metal?
I put some antibiotic cream on it and cleaned it throughly and dressed it, but i was jsut curious that's all....
2) Why the hell has everybody on the internet been behaving themselves recently?! The stupid that normally founts from s_f has seemingly dried up.
(I don't have that many documents, but I do have about 700 songs on here...)
Is there any way to make it so aim 6.0 doesn't always pop up when you turn the computer on?
Do any of you ever have a dream, and then next day/week/month/whenever, something from that dream actually happens? Not like, you eat a sandwich in your dream and then have one for lunch the next day, but maybe a cousin gets accepted to a university you didn't know she applied for and calls to tell you about it the following week? Or you hear someone saying something in a dream, and a few days later someone says it in real life, verbatim and with the same inflection?
I ask because this happens to me on occasion, and upon bringing it up to a group of friends, it seems to happen to a lot of other folks as well. If this is the case, doesn't it strike anyone as being really, really weird?
For all the geeks out there:
Why does my computer not automatically update my LJ and AOL dates? The headlines have been stuck on June 8th's for the past 24 hours. And my LJ doesn't update automatically either; I have to logout and then log back in, and sometimes it doesn't pick up even then. Is it my software (I use AOL 9.0 optimized, dial-up connection)?
How come swishing/gargling salt water makes sores in your mouth feel better?
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I suppose you could describe it but pictures speak louder than words.
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Anyone here know what I'm talking about?
And if so, have you used it?
Do YOU post answers to the questions you ask?
I know nothing about these kinds of things :|
I think it's a German hangover...but i am unfamiliar with this beer in the photo.
Is this real or alcohol-free beer?????????
Right, how to do you Hide what communities you've joined from your profile!?
My friend has done it and I can't ask her how!!!
2) What is the most difficult decision you had to make?
1. For those who like males: do you like the look of penises? If not, why do you like playing with them?
2. For those who like females: do you like the look of vulvas? If not, why do you like playing with them?
Also, back when I saw this doctor, I was given these sponge things to scrub my arms with, and was told to use a certain Phisoderm product. This was back in the 90s, and I can't remember what it was called either. :( I just remember that it was green and gritty. Does that ring any bells?
Sorry this is vague and weird and gross sorry :(
2) Your siblings?
3) Why would your parents divulge this little tidbit?