||[May. 7th, 2007|10:40 pm]
The Question Club
Are you bored?
I could go for some distraction
Not really. Have you considered getting a life?
Why, no, I'm not bored at all. My nipples are hard from amusement
Every moment of my life is like the circus on ecstasy on Christmas
What can you do to entertain me?
I can tell you a joke (find one in the comments below)
I am sending you mental images of monkey go-go dancers. Be entertained, brotha!
I can send you a naked picture of myself
Pummel you into the arms of sweep unconsciousness, where boredom is no longer a concern
Nothing. Get used to it, bucko
Maybe I should do something constructive. What would be a constructive activity?
Writing like you always say you should do
Masturbation's constructive, sorta. It relieves stress
Get on that cure for cancer, slacker!
Write another poll, poll monkey!
Go to the nearest bar and kill those brain cells that are bored. It's the only way
I've kind of got a thing for one of my coworkers and one of the bank tellers where I make deposits. How can I reconcile my alarming commit-phobe apathy with the drive to date one of the aforementioned lasses?
Just remember those magic words: SEX SEX SEX
If you wait too long, someone else will snatch them away...and have their way with their snatches! (I'm a wordsmith of high mediocrity)
You'll have someone else to hang around with who doesn't wear you down with their unhealthy commitment to dramatics
Go back to the gym, rip those muscles, and your inherent sexiness will get them to throw themselves at you
Nothing. It's your destiny to die alone. Most likely forgotten. Stop trying to thwart the cosmic plan
Please. You don't know any women. Your meds are reacting with that Slurpee you had
If you're not bored, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME???
What's the question again?