||[Apr. 22nd, 2007|01:28 pm]
The Question Club
Pick an unusual death for yourself
Eaten alive by the world's first successful batch of hamster-pirranha hybrids
Having your butthole sewn shut, You die from fecal poisoning or something
While vacationing in Saudi Arabia, your burka blows up, Marilyn Monroe-style, when you step on an air vent. You're prompty stoned to death
You're used as a human sacrifice to appease the volcano gods by some obscure jungle tribe
Anal probe malfunction during a routine alien abduction
You pass out in an old car in the junkyard, and the car ends up in a trash compactor
You accidentally spill hot coffee on Mike Tyson's lap on the very same day they repossess his house (bankruptcy). You're pummelled to death at Dennys
You die peacefully in your sleep. However, no one finds your body until 2 months have passed, and someone notices the smell...
You accidentally get your head stuck in a fishbowl. Panicking, you accidentally stumble over the ledge of the penthouse you were at. You fall 30 stories, but drown on the way down
While camping out one day, you're violated by Bigfoot. It ain't pretty. Let's say Sasquatch is pretty violent in the sack
You come across a light grenade. It says "pick me up". You disintegrate (hats off to whoever knows what movie this is from)
Zombie attack! You're made a meal by the walking dead
You contract scurvy from your vitamin C boycott.
Unsuccessful attempt to join the mile-high club while hanggliding, you meet with the business side of a mountain
If all dogs go to heaven, where do all chinchillas go?
Hell. The deepest part of hell. If you only knew the evil thoughts that went through their heads
They get reincarnated as dogs, then go to heaven
The Happy Hunting Grounds, where they're promptly hunted down and eaten by Indian spirits
If all dogs go to heaven, what special accomodations does heaven now have to have?
A fire hydrant every 100 yards
Lots of celestial cats to chase
Their missing nutsack, which they haven't seen since they were fixed
Mandatory harp lessons (for all heavenly residents must play the harp), but taught by Lassie, the smartest of all dogs
Heaven has rows of butts, for them to sniff
People in purgatory (including the chinchillas maybe) have work visas in heaven, to burn off their sins by picking up dog poop