|HAY GUISE IM AN INDIAN LOL
||[Apr. 20th, 2007|03:59 pm]
The Question Club
Does reading on the toilet help get the job done for you?
It's how I get all my reading done (I -do- get enough fiber in my diet).
OMG this is disgusting.
Hahaha, I am so drunk right now.
Now, do you use a room spray after you've, er, read a chapter?
I hate that because now the smell of the air freshener reminds me of stinky poo and it ruins it for me.
I'm sorry but my shit doesn't stink.
I turn on the fan/open the window.
I use a blow torch (what is fiber?)
Moving on. I work for a design firm, and I have typed up proposals for a $250,000 kitchen and a $60,000 CLOSET. How does this make you feel?
Disgusted by how people waste their money.
I think people can spend their money however they want if they earn it.
I think those people suck.
Those people are idiots. I would spend that money on hookers and blow.
Check all that apply:
Everybody's working for the weekend.
I am already drunk.
I have plans this weekend.
TODAY WAS PAYDAY (or payday was some day this week)
I can't wait to get drunk.
I can't wait to get laid.
I can't wait to go to sleep.
I have to work this weekend. :(
I have traffic school tomorrow.
I need a haircut.
I love coffee, you bitch.
Seriously, all I can think of is sex right now.
Oh thank god you put something in about drugs. I am going to do drugs, if I have not done them already.
How often do you clean your house/dorm/apartment/room/jail cell? And I mean CLEAN, like dust, mop, doing dishes, vacuuming, the whole shebang.
Every two weeks.
Mommy does it for me.
Every fucking day.
Please select the Pixies lyric that you like most.
I was talkin' to preachy-preach about kissy-kiss
Got hips like Cinderella, must have been having a good shame
From distant star to this here bar the me, the you, where are we now?
And the way I feel tonight, I could die and I wouldn't mind and there's something going on inside
Estaba pensando sobreviviendo con mi sister en New Jersey