||[Apr. 18th, 2007|03:58 pm]
The Question Club
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter
Put him in bed with the captain's son
Harvest his organs and sell them on ebay
Bring him to church and save his soul
Write on his ass with a Sharpie "Bubba was here"
Write to my congressman about introducing alcohol-free zoning laws
Cover his body with that instant tan solution, and so much of it that he'll wake up orange and not be sure why
Tattoo a Hitler moustache on his upper lip
Report him to his commander. Disgrace
The playground rhyme goes 'girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi. Boys are rotten, made out of cotton'. What can best be concluded from this kiddie song?
Girls will rot your teeth
Boys can shrink when they wash
Girls taste even better with rum
Boys are absorbant and might make excellent tampons
Enjoying girls' sexiness too much will only make you fat
Most girls' underwear are made out of boys
You have to switch bodies with a famous person for one day. Who do you pick?
Mary Kate Olsen
What actions would this celebrity end up doing the day you're in charge of their body?
Donate all their money to the needycharity of your choice
Donate all their money to something stupid, like NAMBLA or Hairpieces for Retired Circus Performers or something
Eat 25,000 calories
Get some unsightly tattoos
Show up drunk at a public event without any pants, and corner a valet, demanding that they give them oral pleasures
Admit you're crooked, and then step down from your position and demand to be replaced immediately
Publically convert to Satanism
Just enjoy the life their lofty bank account affords. I'll live it up to the hilt
Spend all day in bed with their significant other, banging them until they can't walk
Just enjoy being them and garnering the kind of attention, flattery and wanton looks they get on a normal basis
Stay in and play WoW on the computer, like I would any normal day
Attend a public event dressed in the most embarrassing outfit you could find. Something with a lot of orange and purple, 2 sizes too small and obviously meant for a person of the opposite gender
Have hidden cameras installed in every room in their house, with connections to your computer
Email this celebrity's bank account numbers to your computer, so you can help yourself to their money the next day
Attempt (badly) to assasinate the vice president. Drunk, wearing a bright lime-green suit, jumping out of the bushes wielding a letter opener. They'll go to jail