||[Jan. 18th, 2007|02:06 am]
The Question Club
Like Homer Simpson and the time-travelling toaster, you've travelled back to the dawn of existance...and fucked with it. Reality as you know it has been forever compromised, and alternate realities that are similar but different exist in its place. You have to find a new universe to live in, preferably one or two that you can tolerate the best. You're now bopping in and out of various universes. Here's 3. Could you live here? Once you settle, you are not allowed to leave this universe again (toaster be damned)|
You wake up in an alternate universe where you're insanely rich, ridiculously beautiful/handsome and quite accomplished. Your every wish or ambition has been actualized, and you're reaping the enjoyment. Life for you is bliss. However, in this universe, George Bush is the unchallengable president for life and the war on terror goes on for another 25 years across Iraq, Syria and Iran, resulting in over 20,000 more deaths. Do you stay in this alternate universe?
You wake up in an alternate universe where you're incredible accomplished, successful, wealthy and considered one of the most intelligent people in your field. Life sounds very good. However, in this alternate universe, the average IQ is 60 and you're like Einstein squared by comparison. Even really smart people in this universe only top out at around 80 IQ. You'll never have another intelligent conversation again, but you'll be legendary, like Thomas Edison. Do you stay in this universe?
You wake up in an alternate universe where you're poor, homely and bedridden. You've been dumped in a caretaking facility, where the workers openly despise you and no one visits. Life is crummy non-cable tv and crossword puzzles. You're utterly miserable. However, in this universe, war has been abolished. Crime is non-existant. Peace and respect exists between every nation, and famine, disease and drought are things of the past. The world is a borderline utopia. Earth, besides you, seems to have reached some new epoch of tranquility and rapture. Do you stay in this universe?