||[Jan. 13th, 2007|03:36 pm]
The Question Club
Okay, so a (male) friend and co-worker of mine basically is skinnier than an anorexic crack addict. He has no ass. Seriously. No ass.
So anyway, during an enlightening conversation involving male strip teasing, he was asking me if there's any way he can "grow" his ass. He wants a bigger ass. He was asking me if there's anything he could eat, some sort of exercises he could do, whatnot. He's jealous of mine, which reliable sources have informed me is awesome. Maybe he wants to striptease for his girlfriend and wants a great ass to enhance his moves with.
After I was done squirting Pepsi through my nose all over my keyboard in explosive laughter, causing my boss walking by to start wondering if he unwittingly employed a batch of freshly-escaped mental patients, he explained that he's totally serious. My friend, I mean, not my boss. I don't think my boss has any problems with his ass whatsoever, but I haven't asked him yet.
So I told him I'd ask a certain board of experts online for him, and here we are right now.
So, beloved thequestionclub, just how does a skinny ass (literally) male go about making his ass bigger, so he can strip tease for his girlfriend? My friend, and potentially his girlfriend with a fistful of Rupees, thank you in advance.