|The no going back poll
||[Jan. 2nd, 2007|10:13 pm]
The Question Club
What's the most disappointing thing a friend could do?
Join the Republican Party
Join the 'Elect Hilary in '08' campaign
Become a porn star
A new, classy brothel (of the gender you're attracted to) opens in the next town. As a joke, your friends pitch in and buy you a voucher for 'one free visit'. You all have a laugh and you throw the voucher in a drawer and forget about it. One day, you're at a party, when you spy the most gorgeous specimen of the gender you're attracted to you've ever laid eyes upon. You're immensely turned on by them. Upon conversing with this person, you find out that they work at the new brothel. Upon further discussion, you learn how the brothel takes extra careful precaution for their patrons, using extra safe contraception and everybody takes physicals every other week to make sure they're completely clean. They then have to leave the party, much to your disappointment. Then you remember your voucher at home. Do you use it?
You're give the power to click your heels together 3 times and appear at one of the destinations below any time you wish. There, you can stay as long as you want, and you just have to click your heels together to get back. The place you choose will be the only place you can teleport to, so choose wisely. Only you teleport, and you can't bring anyone with you, or anything back when you return. At each location, the right attire and accessories are provided, free of charge, each time you arrive. Which place do you pick?
Beach on the French Riveria. Accessories: bathing suit, beach chair, towel, sunglasses, $50 drink tab
London. Accessories: warm clothes, unlimited cab fare, the Brittish equivalent of $100
Disneyland. Accessories: $30, 2 Fast Passes for your 2 favorite rides, park hopper ticket
Classy strip club. Accessories: $150 in singles
Classy Los Angeles bar, with a clientele of movie stars and scenesters. Accessories: one good wardrobe, $100 bar tab
Courtside seats/Skybox seats for your favorite team's home stadium. Obviously you only are able to use this power for their home games. The power's useless the rest of the year. Accessories: $50 bar tab, unlimited food
Backstage at the biggest musical venue in your city. Pretty much, you just appear backstage, bypassing all security. Accessories: one good outfit
Classy dance club that plays whatever music you love. Hours are from 6pm-6am in your time zone. The DJ's fantastic and the sound system is state-of-the-art. Accessories: one good outfit that breathes well, comfortable shoes, $50 bar tab
Tree outside the window of your favorite celebrity's bedroom. You're totally obscurred by leaves, but nothing obscures your perception of the inside of their room. Accessories: pillow, blanket, binoculars
Yosemite National Park. Accessories: hiking attire, tent (pre-assembled), camping pass, rations
Pick one to have
Free, unlimited health insurance. Covers everything except plastic surgery. Top of the line, state-of-the-art advances are available
Mystical bodyguard. Tall, muscular, fearless, armed and extremely well trained. This figure appears by your side whenever you wish for him. Whenever you're in trouble, simply think of him and he'll be there to save your ass
Bulletproof, knifeproof skin. All edged, stabby, shooty attacks can't hurt you. Bludgeon attacks, however, still hurt you as normal
This last question I completely apologize for. It's inappropriate and probably offensive to most people, but....I do this for the fourcorners fan club who demand this off-the-hook question. Feel free to skip it. Q: Say you're in a country where six year old sex slaves are legal. High level discretion is practiced and the 6-year olds...they look at least 10, and they're not fuglies at all! That being said...which area of the 6-year old's body would you...um...fuck it? Again, I apologize but....gotta give the fans what they want. I didn't think of this question
Who said I'm doing the work? Slave, service me while I watch The Simpsons!
I'd bang the crevice in its exposed ribcage, visible through apparent malnutrition