January 2nd, 2007

TS - Howdy Howdy


I think I spelled the subject wrong...

ANYWAY. My question is, when working out, is it better to work out at night or in the morning?

And is it better to eat before or after working out?

and is taking a nap after working out wise?

I can ask 3 questions, right?
well technically, that's four now... I apologise.

Thanks in advance for those who answer. :)
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If you were born the opposite sex, what would you have been named according to your parents?

I'm a female named Janice, and if I'd been born a boy, my parents would have named me Kevin or Todd.
for 65redroses :)

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What do you shower with? (soap, shower gel, etc)

Do you have a favorite soap or shower gel? Got any new scents lately?

I'm using Bath and Bodyworks Pear Blossom, and bought Grapefruit today as I'm almost out of the Pear Blossom. I like to try new scents, so I'm not really faithful to any one smell.


1.) What do you think happened to Natalee Holloway?

2.) why do i get very very very hungry around midnight?

3.) Why can't I sleep for more than about 4 hours without waking up? This is my sleep schedule: Sleep around 8:30pm, wake up about four hours later...still groggy, but I can't sleep... so I stay up until maybe until 7am. Then I get incredibly tired.. its like being hit by a truck of sleepiness, and I fall back asleep until maybe 11am. I can't sleep through the night anymore, I always wake up and stay up until I'm completely exhausted. One night I was even covered in a rash, so I took some benedryll with this stuff that makes me crazily tired.. and I still couldn't sleep.
Georgie - Smiles


1 - Best onscreen kiss?

2 - Do you think it would be cool if everyone one in the world was bisexual?

3 - Do you have an completely random, crazy things you'd like to do?


1 - Dunno about all-time, but I really liked the almost-kiss-in-the-rain between Lizzy & Mr Darcy in Pride & Prejudice (2005).

2 - Heheh yeah. =D It would certainly be interesting. There'd be pros and cons, but overall I think it'd be cool.

3 - Have a canned whipped cream fight in a bouncy castle. =D
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1. Do you generally put on your pajamas a soon as you get home from being out or do you put them on at bedtime?

2. If you have young kids, do you put them in pajamas when you get home from being out or do you put them on them at bedtime?
(I like to let my kid wear her clothes all day because she probably won't wear them more than one or twice before she outgrows them anyway and I like to enjoy her cute outfits lol....but my mom always changes her before I'm home from work so I miss out on that)

3. Do you ever sleep in something you wore during the day?
(when I wear t-shirts for the day, I sleep in the same shirt and just put on clean pj pants... is that gross? lol)

4. If you wear PJ pants, do you wear undies underneath them?

5. Do you wear your PJs for a few consecutive nights or do you wear a clean pair each night? If a few nights, how many?

6. If you have young kids, do you put them in clean pajamas each night or rewear them for a few nights?
(I'll rewear mine for like two nights, maybe three, but I always put my kid in clean jams cause she gets dirtier than I do, haha)

7. If you do not leave the house for one day, do you still shower and dress? Or shower and put pajamas on? Or not shower at all?

8. If you do not leave the house for days at a time, do you shower and dress for each day?

9. Where did "pyjamas" come from? I've only started seeing it spelled that way in the last year but now I see it ALL the time. wikipedia gives the impression that that's just another spelling but why did I never see that spelling before?

10. What do you current jammies look like?
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Has it been unseasonable warm where you live? and if it has been, do you think it's beause of Global Warming? or something else, like el nino? and, how can you not believe in Global Warming?
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What's the weirdest thing you've seen lately?

On New Year's Eve there was a jogger running around the city square festivities dressed like Strong Bad.

So... are you sticking to your resolutions yet?

I resolved to walk my dogs every morning before work instead of spending a half hour checking my email. I had to lay in bed for 10 minutes convincing myself to do it, but I did it, and I'm glad I did.
The Receptionist Classic

Speak up!

Normally I talk to my professors at the beginning of the semester and let them know that I'm hard-of-hearing and ask them to turn around as much as possible so that I can lipread. (I only really have problems these days in classrooms/lecture halls.) Most of the time this is sufficient and we're all happy clams.

But um... How do I handle the ASL professor? Do I tell her or do I just keep quiet, seeing as how she signs everything anyways? (And yes, I do know ASL enough that watching her signing instead of reading her lips would not be a problem.)

And uh, any suggestions on how to handle a yoga class? I'm thinking it'll be quiet enough that I'll hear her, but just in case...
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wii/zelda help..

Ok, so i'm trying to get my third monkey, but how the feck do I kill the plant?

The bombs keep exploding and never hurt it when they explode, only me. Also I can't get close enough to attack it with my sword without being hit. It's so freaking annoying, it's been so easy up until right now. And it's probably such an obvious thing im missing too.

edit- I killed the mofo. i'm ok now.
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So, I have worn glasses since my freshman year of high school. I have gone in several times to get contact lenses, and each time I have failed. Why? Because my eyes seem to reject them. I have spent hundreds of dollars on lenses that don't work at all, because my eyes just pop them out. It feels like my eyes get too dry for them to stay in.
My eye doctor is convinced that my eyes just need "more oxygen" and keeps giving me more breathable lenses. Or she'll tell me that my irises are too big, and thus, my lenses cannot adhere to my eye properly.
I refuse to believe that I have some magical condition where I cannot wear contact lenses- I have never heard of this.
Can someone tell me what my problem is, or if my doctor is full of bs?
I am on the verge of finding a new doctor, but I would rather not because the one I have is really very nice.


In your opinion, is quoting/referencing Wikipedia in a professional document, acceptable? I am not talking about a memo, but an official, document of importance, one that will be distributed to people of considerable standing within a professional industry.
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1)Do you think sequels/prequels should should be capable of being fully appreciated on their own or do you think that seeing a sequel without seeing the first movie(s) is a waste?

2)What's your favorite sequel? (If you say Return of the Jedi, I'm cool with that but can you also pick another too because I'd like to hear about sequels you like that aren't obviously good.)

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1.) Which movies do you love that everybody else in the world seems to hate?

2.) What are some movies you thought you would hate, but ended up liking?

3.) What are some movies you thought you would love, but ended up hating?
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If you were to audition for American Idol, or whatever its local equivalent is for you, what would you sing?
Assuming you were to have a gimmick, what would it be? Examples being Scooter Girl and that guy who dressed up as Pooh Bear.

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1. Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?
2. How do you make yours?
3. What kind of bread do you prefer?
4. What kind of cheese do you prefer?
5. Do you like to eat anything with them?
6. Does that "Chicken noodle soup" song piss you off and make you want to kill things?
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Poll #899227 Unmentionables, oh my.

Victoria's Secret...


And where do you buy your bras?

Have you ever thought of applying to a Catholic university? What would it be like attending one? I'm looking at the Catholic University of America, but I'm not sure what sort of religious pressure [if indeed any at all] there would be.

Marriage Hypothetical

For the women only. Sorry fellers

For all sakes and purposes, you're engaged to be married to the perfect guy. You love everything about him. He's flawless in every way. Funny, handsome, successful, understanding, etc. He's all that and two bags of chips. He makes you very very happy. His father died a couple years back, but his mother loves you (he has no siblings). It's Kool and the Gang, y'all. The only thing about him you don't like him is his last name, which is Dipschitz. He's German and I'm sure his geneology is very interesting to explain the name, but that's not the topic here.

One day, he proposes to you. He says, "Before you answer, know one thing. I'm the last Dipschitz and I made a promise to my father on his deathbed that the woman I marry would take my name, and the kids we have would also be Dipschitz, thus passing on the family name. If you marry me, you would have to change your surname to Dipschitz. Otherwise, we cannot marry and unfortunately, we cannot see each other anymore, for, the relationship's obviously not going anywhere."

Do you accept his proposal and be a Dipschitz and eventually raise a family of little Dipschitz?
lulu guinness clutch


Both of these are in reference to general spending money.

1. When you were little did your parents hold your money for you? How old were when you started holding onto your own money?

2. Do you think it's weird for a 22 year old man to still have his mother keep track of his money and keep his wallet for him?

EDIT: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange. It's about my cousin, and the people I've asked don't seem to think it's at all unusual.

I don't mean money in the bank, just the cash that someone would usually have on them.

Inspired by a previous question

1.) I'm 19 years old, I live more than 1000 miles away from my mother and I'm in college. My mom still feels the need to keep track of my period for me. She always writes it down on the calender at home and calls me up and tells me I'm due. I find this incredibly creepy. Does anyone else find this a bit odd? I'd like to tell her to stop doing it, its creepy and a bit disgusting. Plus, she writes it down "M's due for her period" on whatever date on her new husbands work calender, so its kinda like everyone in the household knows what my body is doing at all times. What should I say? I don't want her to get offended? What would you do in this situation?

2.)  A friend of yours spends the night, uses your cell-phone charger (he lost his) and gets up, leaves the house, taking your charger with him promising you he'll bring it back by the end of the day. He doesn't. You text him the next day and tell him your cell is dying and you need your charger. No responce. Another day passes. Your phone dies, and you can't get his number out of your phone-book to call him back... because you can't even turn on your phone at this point. So you call your mutual friend and he calls him and he doesn't pick up... he leaves a message. Later in the afternoon, your one friend calls you and apologizes, he tells you that he worked a 15 hour shift at the fast-food place he works at. You know for a fact that he was out partying instead. How pissed would you be?

Whackapedia, smoke breaks.

Thanks for your feedback on Wikipedia, by the way,

a.)it was not me using it as reference, it was someone else, and

b.)it's not for a school paper, it is for a committee made up of the highest ranking officials in the oil and gas sector.

I agreed, and had to see if maybe, others agreed that it was not a good decision. Thankfully, it was not me writing or referencing Wikipedia.

I have another work related question.

How do you feel about smoke breaks.

I feel that it is fair if I as a non smoker get equal coffee breaks, paid or unpaid as is given to the smoke breaks.

Question again.

How do you feel about smoke breaks at work?
  • chaeri

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i have five bags of chocolate chips. what should i make? i don't have to use all of them in one recipe, i just don't want to make five batches of chocolate chip cookies.

does anyone have any good sandwich recipes?

what two magazines should i get subscriptions to this year? i already have Redbook, Glamour, Readers Digest, Smithsonian, and my grandparents get me Guideposts.
nursing school hilarious

Because I know I'm not the only one...

How would you handle a coworker who won't shut up? About their personal lives, about whatever pops into their head and can expound on it for hours?

I've tried showing minimal interest, but that hasn't worked. I know she's lonely, so I'm really trying not to be outright mean to her.
Star, Star of Life, Life

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My computer had the free trial version of Office Student Teacher 2003 on it... I tried to uninstall that and install the full version of office xp pro.. that didn't work so I did a system restore to a few days ago and now I'm getting error messages whenever I try to open office programs

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Anyone have any ideas of how to fix this problem? I'm starting school again in a week and I'm freaking out... I downloaded open office for now, but I really don't like it and I want my other stuff back because I have a LOT of emails saved in outlook that I really really need... I'm kicking myself for not backing them up elsewhere right now! I exported all the stuff before I deleted everything at first, but I need outlook to open the files... GRR

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I took a leave of absence from my job to get a medical thing checked out. I'm fine now and my doctor has written a note saying I'm ok to go back to work, but my employer won't let me come back until I get a note detailing my exact diagnosis, which is illegal (it's illegal for them to even ask me my diagnosis).

I work for a very large company. Should I fight them or just get the note and go back to work?

edit: I'm broke.
edit2: By "fight", I mean take legal action. I'd be fired for not handing over my medical information.

Marriage Hypothetical 2

Seems like many people have conditions on love and their version of the perfect guy might not involve one who has family loyalty and a dedication to deceased parents. You women are a hard gender to figure out, for I thought that you'd respect a guy who cared so much about his fam, maybe enough to at least make you waver a bit about your own interests, but many women turned on him like he was some hidden asshole creep who was hiding his selfish agenda to rule your life and dash the pleasantries of the relationship upon the rocks of surname preservation!


Ok, so love enough might not be able to force you into an ultamatium. How about this scenario?

Same one as before. You find Mr. Right, and he's just everything you wanted in a guy. Smart, funny, generous, loyal, etc etc etc. He thinks the world of you and doesn't even look at other women. His last name, unfortunately, is Dumschitz (another unfortunate German name. When will they learn?). One day he comes to you and says "My dear (insert your name here), I want to marry you. However, there's something you must know before responding. My father build up an empire, and when he died, he put my inheritance into a trust account that I can't touch until I marry. It says in his will that when his son marries, he must bear the family name, pass it onto his wife and children, or else, he's cut off. I've never found anyone worth marrying until now. I love you more than anything and I know Dumschitz is a dumb, shitty name, but I'm set to inherit $5million! I want to have a family someday and I want to provide for them, and there's no way I'll be able to do so in quite the way without the inheritance."

That being said, do you agree to marry him and take the Dumschitz name, bearing Dumschitz children, for true love and a fat bank account?

holla if you're a teacher

1. what's the difference in:
job opportunities
etc etc tec

with a BA and a BA with honors?

2. Anthropology is a teachable...yes/no?

3. where did you go to teachers college? did you like it? why? why not?

4. where/what do you teach now?

5. how many times did you have to apply for teachers college?

6. anything else you'd like to tell me about your profession?

thanks in advance
The Receptionist Classic

CA's Public Schools Win Again

I'm working on a list of Things I Should Really Do Before I Turn 30 and I realized that I have somehow managed to make it through 20-someodd years of life (and school) without having read a single Hemingway or Steinbeck novel. I don't know how that happened. I swear the other classes all read "Grapes of Wrath" but not my English class. (This could turn into a commentary about our fucked up system at that school. I never learned about DNA, either.) Anyways. I'm adding "Read one Hemingway book" and "Read one Steinbeck book" to my list. Just need a little advice from those who have read them:

What Hemingway book should I read? Avoid at all costs?
What Steinbeck book should I read? Avoid at all costs?

While we're at it, who would you say is the greatest American novelist?
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Say I got an idea for an Ipod accessory that hasn't been thought of/made yet.

How do I go about selling (because I want to retain profit) that concept to a company to produce because I've got neither the resource nor the capital?

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okay so i need help figuring out what kind of "crackers" these may be.
they are from japan, and i think they are some form of rice cracker
they are dark brown and either have LITTLE sesame seeds or seaweed on top
they are little rectangles, and come in  clear packaging, with white doodles and writing on it
anyone know what they are? they taste like soy sauce/teriyaki (its not the mixed rice crackers either)

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1) This happened to me when I worked in retail.

You're on the shop floor stocking shelves, cleaning or some other activity. A small boy and his dad come up to you. The dad is deaf and the boy is asking you questions and translating your answers into sign language.

Do you direct your answers to Dad by looking at him when you are talking or to the small boy doing the translating?

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2) How do you motivate yourself to start studying?
I have exams starting next week and have barely done anything over the Christmas period. Last minute panic hasn't set in yet so any other suggestions?


1.) I just made the mistake of eating my grandma's speghetti and meatballs, now I have horrible stomach cramps and some bathroom problems. Is there anything I could eat to speed up my metabolism and get this out of my system?

2.) If I major in education (maybe elementary school art teaching), would joining clubs in college centered around anything else except for art/early childhood be beneficial in anyway to me, when it comes to my resume or getting a job?

3.) My friend suggested that I should join Council for Exceptional Children/Special Olympics, but I'm mildly autistic, and I'm a bit  uncomfortable around severely mentally disabled students (..its not them who bother me, just how other people treat them), would it be beneficial for me to just suck it up and go through with it? She said it looks good on resumes, and job applications because it shows you care. But most people I see/work with that have done this do it just to make themselves look better and they really don't care about the children they're helping.. I don't want to be like that.. :(

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Have any of you never gone to/dropped out of college and never regretted the decision? Do you feel like people look down on your for this decision?

I never went to college. And I have never regretted that decision. I knew from early on that school wasn't for me. I started a family and never looked back. I may go to the community college when the baby starts kindergarten to take miscellaneous classes (such as Italian, or Car Repair, or Sewing, or Cooking), but I don't ever want to go to a 4 year university. I also feel like people judge me for not having gone. Like, they think they are smarter or more worldly, or more adult than I, because I didn't go to college. It kind of irritates me.

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Divine Rulings

If you were God, which of the following would you make a Sin?

Misuse of Apostrophes
Eating meat
Willfully missing mass on Sunday

If you were God, which of the following people would be risking time in Hell?

George W. Bush
Saddam Hussein
Donald Rumsfeld
Osama Bin Laden
Tony Blair
Bill Clinton
The Pope
Che Guevara
Fidel Castro
O J Simpson
Tom Cruise
Hugh Hefner
Britney Spears

If you were God, what forms of worship would best please you?

Sacrifice of first-born child
Sacrifice of goats
Libations of wine
Golden idols
Slaughtering the infidel
Rituals with hallucinogenic substances
Charity, love and peace
Protection of nature and the earth
Helping the poor
Modest covering of the head
Prayer and contemplation

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Poll #899271 Education

What's your highest level of education?

I am currently in middle or high school
I am not in school and do not have a high school diploma or equivalent
I have a high school diploma
I have the equivalent of a high school diploma (GED, etc.)
I have completed some college but am not currently enrolled (undergrad)
I am currently enrolled in a 4 year college program
I am currently enrolled in a 2 year college program
I have a 4 year college degree (Bachelor's)
I have a 2 year college degree (Associate's)
I have completed some graduate school but am not currently enrolled
I am in graduate school (Master's program)
I am in graduate school (doctoral program)
I have a Master's degree
I have a doctoral degree (PhD, JD, MD, PsyD, etc.)

Feel free to mention anything I may have left out. I ran out of spaces :(
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Do you actually like your job?
What do you do?

Nah, not really. I do like my coworkers for the most part, though.
I work at a local bakery/café restuarant and the deli/bakery at a Kroger grocery store.

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Does anyone else find youtube accounts really difficult to figure out? I can't understand what any of this craziness is on my edit page or when I log in. I THINK my sister hacked into my account, but I don't even understand it enough to tell if she did.

Edit: I'm not looking for help, I'm just wondering if I'm the only one, or if youtube is indeed an organizational hot mess.
Me--State Fair

if the sign says so, don't do it

I'm curious as to what you all think about a situation that happened to me today.

I live in an apartment building with assigned spaces for each apartment. We all have parking stickers and it is clearly posted NOT to park in residents spaces. However, my spot is near a door, and about once a month, I come home to find someone IN MY SPOT. Usually it's for a few minutes at most, and I usually give them some harsh words about reading the sign and not parking in my spot.

Today, I came home to find a car not only parked in my spot, but parked crookedly at that, taking TWO spots, with the engine running and the doors unlocked.

I waited 20 minutes for that b*tch to come out, and when she did, I lectured her to the point to near tears. My landlords knew about the situtation and were behind me 100%, and she had been warned previously NOT to park in resident parking. I had called a towing company and had to call them back to tell them not to come after all, which also made her upset. She also claimed it was "just a couple of minutes" when it clearly wasn't--I was timing her. It was seventeen minutes.

My question is--would you have handled it the way I did, or would you have done what I considered doing to her--moving her car to the street and locking the doors with the engine running?

Just as an aside, I'm not usually this jerky, but I'm sick of people not following the posted rules and parking in MY spot. I can't be moved, and frankly, it's a good spot, but since it's posted as soon as you pull in, well...people oughta use the brains they were born with.

ETA: I can't believe I forgot this part. My landlady came out and said that she had been previously warned NOT to park in resident parking. Do you still think I was being irrational, those of you who thought I overreacted?
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1 What's your favorite movie quote?

2 What did you want to be when you were 13 years old and younger?
3 How bout 21 and under?
4 And if you're older than that, what do you do/want to do now?

1 "I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -From Harry (Billy Crystal) to Sally (Meg Ryan) in "When Harry Met Sally"

2 I wanted to be a clothing designer
3 I want to work in a church part time, and work as an accountant part time.
abby genius

Common Surnames

I think, through a variety of questions we've had in this community, we've established that not many people have surnames or names that are common wherever they live. However, many people here also don't live in the places where their surnames have their ethnic roots.

So. I present this question: Consulting this Wiki page, the sources it links to, and any other things such as telephone directories or whatnot that you can access relevant to the country your surname is from, is your surname among the more common ones there?

As a follow-up to that: If it isn't on the surname lists you access, from any personal knowledge you have, how common is the name in the place of its ethnic origin?


My name isn't on the top 15 list of Latvian surnames, but it is still fairly common. It would definitely be found in the top 100 list, if such a thing could be found.
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my roommate & i were talking about people who have popping forehead veins (for example: tom cruise).
we were wondering..why do some people have them while others don't?
why do they..pop?
i couldn't find any photos, but include some if you want.


I'm rather in the mood for some brainteasers (I just solved Petals Around The Rose and another similar game called Welcome to Toonland), so if you know of any brainteasers like Petals, could you let me know?

Oh and happy new year! It's a day late but this is my first 2007 post in TQC after all. =)
me and reagan 24th

alcohol = hot?

Is it normal to feel like I am on fire when I get drunk?

I mean, I literally feel feverish. In all the pictures of me being drunk, ever, I have majorly red cheeks. It doesn't matter what time of year, what I am wearing....even just a little buzzed, I begin feeling warm. I always seem to be the only one, too.

So, tell me. Is my body screwed up? lol.
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So why is it "that's (something or other) to a T"? Why not to an S or U?

Have you ever had trouble with getting a hotel room and being under 21? I like fretting about stupid things and this is bothering me.

Where did you hide my chocolate? It was yummy and I want it back. D:
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1. If someone replies to the same person twice on two different posts in a public community, is that stalking or just infatuation?

2. Have you read the Wheel of Time series?

3. Which lj community has the stupidest members?

4. Which lj community has the stupidest mods?
so i'm back to the velvet underground

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What's your favorite Disney movie? PERIOD. Not just animated. But animated, live-action, hybrid, etc. You can post your #1 favorite, a top 5, a top 10, a top 3, a top [insert random number], a favorite of each kind, etc.

My top 5:
1. Beauty and the Beast
2. Sleeping Beauty
3. The Little Mermaid
4. Mary Poppins
5. Pocahontas

Honorable Mention: Mulan, Cinderella, Bambi, Alice In Wonderland, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Pinocchio, Snow White, Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Also, do you think Song Of The South should finally see a DVD release in the States? Have you seen the movie?

I've seen it, and I don't get why it's unavailable. I've seen movies hailed as classics *cough Birth Of A Nation cough* that are far FAR worse.
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My Point?

Final Fantasy 5

My husband got me Final Fantasy 5 for the GBA for Christmas. :)
I've been doing good so far, but I've run into some trouble. I've tried using the info I've found on the internet, but I can't make it work.

Here's my problem if anyone can help:

I need to learn level 5 death in order to beat the Archeoaevis in The Town of Ruin. I tried going back to the library of the ancients to learn it from the monster in the book by using "Control", but it isn't working.

Can someone help me figure this out?

The no going back poll

What's the most disappointing thing a friend could do?

Join the Republican Party
Join the 'Elect Hilary in '08' campaign
Become a porn star

A new, classy brothel (of the gender you're attracted to) opens in the next town. As a joke, your friends pitch in and buy you a voucher for 'one free visit'. You all have a laugh and you throw the voucher in a drawer and forget about it. One day, you're at a party, when you spy the most gorgeous specimen of the gender you're attracted to you've ever laid eyes upon. You're immensely turned on by them. Upon conversing with this person, you find out that they work at the new brothel. Upon further discussion, you learn how the brothel takes extra careful precaution for their patrons, using extra safe contraception and everybody takes physicals every other week to make sure they're completely clean. They then have to leave the party, much to your disappointment. Then you remember your voucher at home. Do you use it?


You're give the power to click your heels together 3 times and appear at one of the destinations below any time you wish. There, you can stay as long as you want, and you just have to click your heels together to get back. The place you choose will be the only place you can teleport to, so choose wisely. Only you teleport, and you can't bring anyone with you, or anything back when you return. At each location, the right attire and accessories are provided, free of charge, each time you arrive. Which place do you pick?

Beach on the French Riveria. Accessories: bathing suit, beach chair, towel, sunglasses, $50 drink tab
London. Accessories: warm clothes, unlimited cab fare, the Brittish equivalent of $100
Disneyland. Accessories: $30, 2 Fast Passes for your 2 favorite rides, park hopper ticket
Classy strip club. Accessories: $150 in singles
Classy Los Angeles bar, with a clientele of movie stars and scenesters. Accessories: one good wardrobe, $100 bar tab
Courtside seats/Skybox seats for your favorite team's home stadium. Obviously you only are able to use this power for their home games. The power's useless the rest of the year. Accessories: $50 bar tab, unlimited food
Backstage at the biggest musical venue in your city. Pretty much, you just appear backstage, bypassing all security. Accessories: one good outfit
Classy dance club that plays whatever music you love. Hours are from 6pm-6am in your time zone. The DJ's fantastic and the sound system is state-of-the-art. Accessories: one good outfit that breathes well, comfortable shoes, $50 bar tab
Tree outside the window of your favorite celebrity's bedroom. You're totally obscurred by leaves, but nothing obscures your perception of the inside of their room. Accessories: pillow, blanket, binoculars
Yosemite National Park. Accessories: hiking attire, tent (pre-assembled), camping pass, rations

Pick one to have

Free, unlimited health insurance. Covers everything except plastic surgery. Top of the line, state-of-the-art advances are available
Mystical bodyguard. Tall, muscular, fearless, armed and extremely well trained. This figure appears by your side whenever you wish for him. Whenever you're in trouble, simply think of him and he'll be there to save your ass
Bulletproof, knifeproof skin. All edged, stabby, shooty attacks can't hurt you. Bludgeon attacks, however, still hurt you as normal

This last question I completely apologize for. It's inappropriate and probably offensive to most people, but....I do this for the fourcorners fan club who demand this off-the-hook question. Feel free to skip it. Q: Say you're in a country where six year old sex slaves are legal. High level discretion is practiced and the 6-year olds...they look at least 10, and they're not fuglies at all! That being said...which area of the 6-year old's body would you...um...fuck it? Again, I apologize but....gotta give the fans what they want. I didn't think of this question

Eye socket
Who said I'm doing the work? Slave, service me while I watch The Simpsons!
I'd bang the crevice in its exposed ribcage, visible through apparent malnutrition

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My 21st birthday is in 2 hours and 40 minutes.
My dad wants to take me to the bar in roughly 2 hours and 39 minutes.

That said, what should I order as my first LEGALLY purchased drink? I like rum a whole lot, but I'm also into most non-brown (excluding spiced rum and tequila) liquors. I also love fruity/tropical stuff.
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ganked from another group

whats under the 'more details' section on your journal userinfo page?

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Film - The Old Guard

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I'm sure this can be found on iTunes, and I looked, but I couldn't find it anywhere, so sorry about that -- if you have an 80GB iPod (or any kind that holds movies), can you add them from your own DVDs? I'm looking into upgrading. :)
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I'm in ur community, spammin' ur flistz.

Yes, it's me again. I told you I was bored. :P

What are your favorite movie soundtracks?

I love movie soundtracks, especially when they have original songs and/or cover songs but new recordings made especially for the soundtrack.

Beauty and the Beast
The Wizard of Oz
The Sound of Music
The Bodyguard
Dirty Dancing
The King and I
The Little Mermaid
Moulin Rouge
Sleeping Beauty

A million more, I'm sure.
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SWLLC | Lactose Intolerant

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How exactly does one respond to the greeting "What's good?"

I've been wondering this for like a year. I'm used to "What's up?" so I reply "nothing." And then I'm like wait, what, something is good, I'm sure... But even then it's like "What's good?" "Macaroni!" I just don't understand. Thoughts?
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