|Just when I thought I was out, they pull me in again
||[Dec. 26th, 2006|04:40 am]
The Question Club
qkimberly urged me to make one last Xmas poll, or I shall suffer the wrath of manhandled genitalia. The well's almost dry, so really, there's nothing more I can wring out of the holidays for amusement|
What exactly is a 'White Christmas'?
A Christmas where it snows
The kind of holiday festivity that takes place at a Klan gathering
Any season event where Jack and Meg perform
Doing blow off the Baby Jesus
A violation of Affirmative Action
Good King Wenceslas looked out on the feast of Stephen. When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even. Brightly shone the moon that night, though the frost was cruel. What, based on the description, was found in this scene?
A snow-covered landscape
Cannibalistic feast of someone named Stephen
The pale ass of someone mooning the king
Mounds of cocaine
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Up on the housetop, Click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with Good Saint Nick. What's this song about?
Santa Claus travelling from housetop to housetop, delivering toys!
A colorful tale of the arrest of three harlots, apprehended by the cops for prostitution
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire. To face unafraid, the plans that we've made, walking in a winter wonderland. What are these conspiring plans concerning?
Child slavery ring
Black market Fruit-of-the-Loom irregular-cut underwear
In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is Parson Brown. He'll say: Are you married? we'll say: No man, but you can do the job when you're in town. What can be concluded about the people in this song?
They're spontaneous, zany, lighthearted people
They're very odd and have the most boring ideas for playing in the snow
They must live close to where Frosty had his murder spree, for there's another communicative snowman, this one obsessed with matrimony
They might be on some potent OTC drugs
Deeply religious. Even their snowmen have found Jesus