December 24th, 2006

Kyouya - Outside the Lines

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Why are there roadsigns that say speed detection devices are being used? Isn't that pretty obvious? Is there somewhere in the country where they DON'T use speed detection devices?

Do they actually use planes when they have "speed checked by plane" signs? I can't say I've ever noticed a plane swooping around over roads checking the speed of cars.

EDIT: Is checking speed via plane just a US thing?
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lulu guinness clutch

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Poll #894061 Christmas Tree Lights & Mark Inglis

If you have a Christmas tree, what kind of lights do you have?

some other solid color
I have a Christmas Tree but it doesn't have lights.

Do you know who Mark Inglis is?

I've heard of him, but I don't know who he is.
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  • arianna

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Does it annoy you when people make journal entries without any paragraph breaks?

Are you sick and tired of Christmas yet?

Are any of you NOT celebrating this year whatsoever?

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Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

What sort of names did the other reindeer call Rudolph?

"Rudolph the red-light district"
'dolph Hitler
"Uncle Fucker!"

What is commonly found in most reindeer games?

Chance cards
Community Chest cards
Community Buttocks cards
Plastic game pieces
Little green houses
Little red hotels
Violet crackhouses
Chutes, ladders
Shots, lagers
Seven minutes in Heaven
Seven minutes in a Guantanamo interrogation room
Polyhedrons and a players' handbook

Why did Santa ask Rudolph to guide him?

His red nose can illuminate an extra 2' through the fog more than other reindeer
When flying almost blind through the fog, it's best to have the most expendable reindeer in front, in case you crash into a mountain, maybe the rest of the reindeer might stop in time
Rudolph, the emo reindeer, is a friendless loner and harboring deep, violent anger towards his fellow reindeer. Santa wanted to keep an eye on him in case he pulls out a gun
He was the only reindeer that wasn't nursing a hangover from the last reindeer game
Santa's fond of things that glow

How did the reindeer love him?

Like a brother
Like their new team captain
The 'Ribbed for his pleasure' way
In a stalkerish, obsessive fixation that nothing can deter, except prison or death
They loved him long time

What did they shout out with glee?

"Hurray! Rudolph's a jolly good fellow!"
"I added you to my top 4!"
"Rudolph's got cooties!"
"Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
"I did your mom!"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..."
"Brownnosing Kringle kissup!"
"Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!"

Why will Rudolph go down in history?

For safely leading Santa's sleigh through a dense fog one year. It was a slow year and there wasn't much else to report that year
He's a deer that can fly. Duh
He was actually the one who shot Kennedy
Rudolph discovers a cure for AIDS
He had straight As, but didn't study for his last history exam, which he failed, which brought down his A grade to a B-

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Do you find that Livejournal has ruined you for traditional message boards?

I do. It's hard to tell who is replying to who, and it bothers me that the posts move around when they've newly been posted to. All in all, the system just doesn't work for me anymore.

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For as along as I can remember, I've always heard people say, "You know what they say about people who kiss with their eyes open," but I've never actually heard what people say about people that kiss with their eyes open.

So my question is, what do they say about people who kiss with their eyes open?
petit prince

this is actually a serious question

for those of you who pluralize with apostrophes, how do you decide when to use the apostrophe? i don't quite get how you can write a sentence like "my friends are taking their dog's out for a walk." why does it not click that you don't need an apostrophe on dogs when it did click that you don't need one on friends?
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Give a dog a home

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What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?

I lost 2 hours of my life that I will never get back watching Body Double last night, and I thought it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. It was confusing, poorly acted, and the lead guy was awful and completely unattractive.

Also, who fucking kills someone with a weird oversized drill that PLUGS INTO THE WALL?


What's a good alcoholic drink to get with Japanese food? My friend suggested plum wine, but I've never had it.
Hey you guys! I died!
  • richips

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Who sings the new version of Psycho Killer?
I know it is originally by The Talking Heads and it has been covered by The Barenaked Ladies, but who does the one that is popular now?
Thanks and Happy Challah Days!

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Why is it so hard to find cool people that I have a lot in common with out there on LJ? Is it me? Am I just too demanding? I want some new lj friends whose lives I will actually be interested in, who I won't get bored with and take off my friends list soon after adding them.

Christmas presents

Do you suppose the kids running their new RC cars up and down the alley outside my window have any idea how annoying it is?

Did you know that RC cars come with horns now? With a button on the remote handset? So they can blow the horns from over one hundred feet away, as long as they're in line of sight?
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Would you rather have a dog or cat?


Which cell phone provider do you have?

I don't have a cell phone

Do you own an mp3 player?


Which kind of restaurant do you prefer?

Regular sit down restaurant
Family style (everyone shares)

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for those of you who've seen the Breakfast Club;

do you whistle along during that whistling part of the movie?

Edit: also...

I'm watching Breakfast Club via Comedy Central and they're bleeping the curse words out and one of the things they're doing is "ass*bleep*" vs asshole. what's the point? is it really any better to hear a little kid call you an "ass" instead of an "asshole"?

What's in a name?

Does someone's name make them more or less attractive to you (sight unseen, or not)? For instance: does someone with the name Larry or Dick give you a less attractive impression of the person physically, as opposed to someone named Rob or Josh? Does someone with the name Agnes or Edna give you a less attractive impression than a Christine or a Vicky?
dancing kittens

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Livejournal is wonderful and all that but I was wondering if there is a kind of program I could download from somewhere that will allow me to have a journal offline? Something like LiveJournal but just for myself.  I could use Word but I'd rather have something thats better suited to what I want

I'm sorry, I completley suck at explaining myself sometimes!! If you understand any of this and can help me out I would much appreciate it!!
The Dude Abides

Checkers ?s

When playing checkers do you like to make the first move?

Do you play with "flying kings" (where kings can move as far as they want in diagonals like a bishop in chess, but jumping over only a single, opposing piece in each jump)?

When's the last time you played checkers?
me championship

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1. About two months ago I sold a dress to someone on lj. Now she is selling it, at about 150% of what I charged her, and she calling it 'new'. Should I say anything? What should I say?

2. What is your favourite Ferrero confection?

3. If you are having a christmas meal tomorrow, what form of sweet will it feature (cake, pudding, etc). If you do not celebrate christmas will you be having any form of christmas food?

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  • bizwac

to go or not to go?

this year i was planning on going to my girlfriends family gathering for christmas.
we were then going to go to my family gathering straight afterwards.
last year she came to my family gathering, but i didn't go to hers (i wasn't invited and her family is more... uptight about strangers coming to gatherings than mine).

However, mum and dad got bad news a few days ago about my brother and so dad went to see him, meaning he may not be back for christmas. a lot of family members aren't coming for various reasons, so instead of the usual 20+ people, there will be mum, nan, my aunty and me and my gf when we come.

i feel kind of bad that mum will be at home on Christmas all by herself, preparing the meals etc by herself, so i was thinking i could go there in the morning to be there and help organise everything.
but then i would miss out on my gf's family christmas.

what do you think i should do?
go to my gf's family christmas and then rock up to mums, leaving her to prepare everything herself?
go to mums and help out, leaving my girlfriend to go by herself to her family thing, yet still come to mine for the 2nd time when i haven't gone to hers?

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I was just asked to do a paid photo shoot and what my rates were.

Most photographer's themselves run $600 a day here... should I charge the same?
I am extremely experienced and have done many shoots, but none paid.
What's a fair offer for my time?


Uno. Do you have bookshelves? Regardless, do you keep books elsewhere?

Zwei. How do you organize your books on or off the shelves?

Tri. Do you keep a big collection of books or do you let go of ones you know you won't need or want to reread/reuse again?

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This was part of the application for a school I'm applying to. I thought they were interesting things to ask so I want to know what you guys say, but don't worry, my application is all filled out already so I won't be stealing your words!

Write five words for each item that describe you as:
A Physical Prescence
An Emotional Human Being
An Intellectual Awareness
A Spiritual Being

Merry Christmas!
I See What U Do

I'm trying to name my new kitten..

I need suggestions for my new kitten's name... she's black, plushy-coated, and very playful. I kinda want to name her after Eartha, my black cat that died last April (see the black cat in the icon), but I've never named any of my pets with duplicate names. She looks like the cat in this picture:

We're leaning towards Shideezhi, which is Navajo for  "younger sister"- since she'll be the youngest of our pets and I got her as a stray on the Navajo reservation. She's very cuddly and playful, and I'm loving having her company.

Other suggestions have been Yzma and Darcie. Any input?
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pea soup, giving gifts, Christmas cookies.

1. Do you like pea soup?

2. What gift are you/were you most excited about giving this year?
I'm not really excited about giving any of them.

3. If you're making cookies for Christmas, what kind are you making?
I'm making cookies for Christmas Eve. I already made some sugar ones, and I have Mexican Wedding cookie dough chilling in the refirgerator.

Computer Question. HELP!

So I was deleting all my DVD files off the computer when I came across a folder with a huge ass name & an even huge-er text file contained within (which wasn't there a week ago). When I read the text file, I was all "huh?"

So can someone please tell me, what the fuck is it? The text in the file is talking about debuging shit, enabling cloaking & disabling shutdown.

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Assy McGee

Have you ever watched the show Assy McGee (WARNING: link probably NSFW unless cartoon asses are ok) on Adult Swim/Cartoon Network? What do you think of it?

Yes, and I think it is hilarious. The intro is so dead-on, just like an 80's cop show.
Kyouya - Outside the Lines

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Why has there never been a Route 39, 47, 86, or 88 in the US?

Do you think my last two questions being about roads is a sign of a creepy road fetish?

What weird noises does your car make? Bonus points if you make and upload a file of you making said noise.
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How can I lose weight especially in my boobs? I'm already planning on doing cardio workouts. (I was so surprised to find out that I'm a 34DD, being the same weight as two years ago but working out then; my cup size increased from a 34C.)
wonderfalls thing

checks and laundry

1. When I got married, I didn't change my last name. My husband's family sent us checks for Christmas, but the one to me has my first name and my husband's last name. What should I do? Think I can deposit it?

2. How long do you have to go without doing laundry? And I mean by wearing clean clothes every day? I think I can go over two months -- the limiting factor is actually my socks. In terms of underwear and clothes I can go for much, much longer. Do I own too much clothing?

While on the subject of the holiday season

1.) Did you ever get nothing at all for Christmas/whatever holiday you celebrate?

2.) Whats an estimate of the least amount of Christmas/Holiday gifts you've ever gotten in one year? (i hope that made sense, im a bit tired)

3.) What would you do if you had a friend that complained because you got more stuff than she did, and complained about getting nothing this Christmas, even when you went out of your way to get her two or three somewhat expensive presents?

4.) Is there any non-confrontational way to stop a jealous friend from complaining/being jealous/bitching?

5.) What time should I go to bed?

(no subject) many of you have holiday jobs?
2.are you quitting after the holidays?
3.where do you work?
4.what do managers look for if say your looking to stay after the holidays?

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Poll #894874 Last Christmas Poll of the Year

You saw mommy kissing Santa Claus....but so did Daddy! What will happen next?

Daddy asks Santa to step outside and settle this like men
Daddy wants until Mommy's finished, and then he has his turn on Santa's 'lap'
Daddy calls Daddy's lawyer and has him write up divorce papers for Mommy
Not much. Daddy's got his hands full kissing Rudolph

Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, "Do you hear what I hear? A song, a song, high above the trees with a voice as big as the sea". What does the shepherd boy tell the mighty king?

"Do you know what I know?"
"Hey, wanna buy some drugs? They're great! All day long I kept hearing sheep talk to me, complaining about the noise from my boombox"
"Screw this job. I got a talking sheep. I'm gonna be rich, beotch!"
"'re not going to like this, but...I was watching your flock, when one of them started talking to me...and it freaked me out so bad I kind of beat the whole flock to death. My bad!"
"Did you ever just have really weird pillow talk with the last female you slept with?"

Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Make the Yule-tide gay. From now on our troubles will be miles away. What's the best way to make these holiday lyrics come true?

Christmas tree, carollers, gift giving, watching 'It's a Wonderful Life'
Spending time at the Manhole on Brokeback night
Attending a K.D. Lang concert
Drink a bottle of bourbon. Those troubles will be light years away, buddy
Watching the King and I. Yul makes every Xmas merry

Why was Grandma run over by a reindeer?

She'd been drinking too much, and reindeer hate drunks
The reindeer had been drinking too much during one of their reindeer games
She knew too much. That's all you need to know, or else, you'd better watch your back too, wise guy
It wasn't a reindeer, it was Grandpa who did it, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for these meddling kids...
Santa loves children and gives them presents, but he utterly can't stand the elderly and kills them on sight

O, Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be, and the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me. Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Look at Frosty go. Whats going on with the thumpetty thump thump?

Frosty's feet running about, happily playing with the children
Frosty got carried away and accidentally pulled the still-beating heart out of little Bobby's chest
Frosty pulled out his snow shillelagh, and look at him go, thumping the screaming kids with his magically animated arms!
Well, if you've been frozen for a really long long time, wouldn't you hump the first thing you see? Sorry, little Tommy
The kids created a snow golem, who's meting out frozen death to all their enemies

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Why is this person's 2 front teeth missing?

His baby teeth fell out and he's waiting for his second teeth to grow in
His pimp beat him senseless when he was $5 short
He had just been bitten by Lestat and is waiting for his fangs to grow in
Bar fight with Tara Reid over who was next in line
He got jacked for his grill at a Hanson concert

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun. What's going on in this song?

A swinging, dancing Christmas party with an impromput snowball fight
Cocaine party with cowboys, whos spurs jingle-jangle
Poetic description of the winter battle in the War of the Roses, when Lancaster blew up a York watchtower during a snow raid
Gangfight on the subway as described by a blind passenger. Most of the combatants were swinging lengths of chain
Friday night at the McCready crack house
tv. nge. [summer]

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Did anyone watch that Discovery Channel show, Eyes of the Leopard or whatever? I missed the last half hour or so because I got distracted -- how did it end? The only way I saw it ending was if she got shot/died somehow, and if it's too heartbreaking I won't catch it when it's on again.
sweet dee mothafucker

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I viewed some photos using Firefox and I am using Windows but they were deleted a few minutes afterward. I am wondering where on the computer I might find the photos? Doesn't my computer automatically "save" all the photos I looked at?