|Odds and Ends
||[Nov. 29th, 2006|12:25 pm]
The Question Club
Finding a $10 bill under your pillow every morning when you wake up
For the rest of your life, you can convert any excess pounds (weight) you're carrying into $5 each. Shed 5 lbs, gain $25
You have the ability to breathe underwater, and you cannot drown
Ability to change your eye color and hair color at will
Ability to heal completely, regardless of injury or illness, 10 people a year
Ability to administer a 'mental punch', which is the equivalent of a Hulk Hogan punch, 50 times a year. Distance is not a factor, as long as you can view the recipient
Brad Pitt wants to sleep with you. One time. How much would it probably take you to give in?
No amount of money can get me to sleep with him
All he has to do is ask, really
Scarlett Johansson wants to sleep with you. One time. How much would it probably take you to give in?
No amount of money can get me to sleep with her
All she has to do is ask, really
You get invited by your SO someplace new for lunch. You go through a series of doors, only to wind up on a tv stage. It's the Jerry Springer show! Your SO is there, and a few other people sitting in chairs. Your SO points to an empty chair, where you're meant to sit. You have no idea (yet) what the topic is. The camera's on you and the crowd 'OOOOO's when you arrive. How do you react?
Sit in the chair politely, join the show, and try and handle myself with as much dignity and reason I possess to not look foolish
Go over the top. Charge my SO, get all feisty, throw a chair. No way I'm taking this seriously
Turn around and run back. I don't care how I look on tv
Sit down, and publically dump my SO on national tv. Refuse to utter another word
Sit down and break down and cry. I had no idea my SO hated me so much
Pfft. As if I'd ever have a SO
You got it reversed. I'd be the one to set up my SO on the Springer show