||[Aug. 25th, 2006|02:34 pm]
The Question Club
Worst scenario to wake up in?
In your bed, wearing a slightly soiled furry costume
In a puddle of your own sick
In a puddle of sick that isn't yours
In a strange bed, in a strange room, next to a naked stranger
On a medical exam table in a metal room, surrounded by space aliens. One carrying something called the PROBER 2600
In a hospital bed with no recollection of how you got there
In a tub of ice, with an incision in your lower back (left side) with a Post-It on the mirror. You can't read it from here but it looks important
Alone in the kitchen with what looks like 2 empty pizza boxes and a bad case of indigestion. That's thousands of calories and you know no one came over last night
On a motherfucking plane with motherfucking snakes!
In class for the a final exam, and you're only wearing your underwear (just like the dream except you're not dreaming)
In a gutter in Mexico with no money nor any recollection of how you got there
Turns out, it wasn't just a dream you had about using the bathroom...
In a boiler room, with a guy with burned skin, claws and a red and green stripey shirt
In a world where chocolate doesn't exist (the last chocolope, where chocolate comes from, went extinct decades ago)
You can spend one day in a famous person's body. Just one. You get to keep nothing but the memories. Which famous person would you select?
Brad Pitt (he gets to sleep with Angelina Jolie)
Angelina Jolie (she gets to sleep with Brad Pitt and be Angelina Jolie)
Stephen Hawkings (you get to use his mind for one day and understand the universe in a way you'll never grasp now)
Hugh Hefner (no explanation necessary)
Bill Gates (multi billionaire)
Tom Cruise (he's rich and I'd just like to know how crazy he really is)
President Bush (just to make one difference for one day)
Christina Aguilera (looks, wealth, that voice)
Michael Jordan circa the Chicago Bulls era
Osama bin Laden (he'd suddenly feel the urge to catch a plane and take a tour of the office of Homeland Security)
Paris Hilton (even if you don't like her, you gotta admit, she's pretty privilleged)
Lindsay Lohan (same as above, except she's lucky)
Johnny Depp (you could sleep with any woman in the world AND be Jack Sparrow for reals)
Someone else (tell me who)
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
You're the antichrist and they are your wicked minions
You smell like fish
You're followed by hundreds of kitties, who chase the birds into the skies
Dick Cheney must be hunting nearby
Holy crap! RUN! The birds are attacking!!!
Because your medication needs adjusting
You're Nemo, and the sounds of MINE MINE MINE are heard in the distance
Because you suck and everybody's giving you the middle finger
Because the poster of this poll has severe mental problems