1) Would you ever date someone who cheated on their significant other to be with you?
1A) What happened?
2) Have you ever tried to steal someone else's partner?
2A) What methods did you employ?
3) Has anyone ever tried to steal your partner?
3A) How did you find out?
Questions inspired by this article.
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Funny story: (At least I thought so!)
The boy [I was dating at the time] was chatting with another guy in the Peninsula spa's waiting room.
I walk in to join them. The guy is pretty unfriendly to me.
After a little while, I start to think he's hitting on my boy, [maybe] not realizing we're a couple.
* After boy & I get massages, we leave the hotel*
Boy: Was that guy hitting on me?
Lisa: I think so. Too bad you're not gay, the man had bank! (I could tell by the conversation, & the way he was dressed.) He wasn't bad looking, either.
Boy: Maybe I can still catch up with him! ;D
Lisa: Ah, you missed out! Tsk, tsk. You're stuck with poor me.
Boy: You know, in the locker room, he asked me about my banana.
Lisa: WHAT?? No way! & that didn't tip you off that he was gay??
Boy: Well, I actually was holding a banana... (The Peninsula provides fruit & water in their waiting room.)
*Lisa cracks up*
People, I am not making up this story!! I promise!
That's what I get for dating metrosexuals.
More than one of my exes has been mistaken for being a homosexual.