||[Aug. 10th, 2004|10:59 pm]
The Question Club
After much deliberation, I have decided to adopt a strict carnivorous diet with herbivoric tendencies. This means that I find it morally offensive and barbaric to eat anything which might upset my stomach. When I go out to restaurants now, I must ask if my meal contains anything on my forbidden list below. If the waiter or cook has touched any of these items, I shall be forced to ask that he or she change his or her gloves before preparing my food.
Forbidden list for the carnivorous diet with herbivoric tendencies:
assorted poisonous snakes and spiders
anything containing the words "do not eat"
Vitamin supplements can compensate for the lack of dirt and 'phone books.
So my question...
Are there any plain, ordinary meat eaters left? To those of you who aren't, why vegan (or whatever)?