||[Oct. 20th, 2003|08:08 pm]
The Question Club
|||||nena - 99 luftballoons||]|
what's your favorite stupid pickup line?
here are some of mine:
if you were a booger, i'd pick you first!
my love for you is like diarrhea . . . i just can't hold it in!
pardon me, i dropped something . . . my jaw!
i need a library card because i'm checking you out!
are you from jamaica? because jamaican me crazy!
fat penguin (girl goes, "what?") i just wanted to say something to break the ice.
how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?
if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
that shirt looks nice. it'd look even better in a pile on the floor beside my bed.
that shirt's very becoming on you. if i were on your body, i'd be coming, too.
you must be a terrorist because you're the BOMB!
do you have a map? i get lost whenever i look into your eyes.