Amputate your own foot using a chainsaw
have someone else do it using an axe?
Do you sometimes feel duty bound to keep people on your friends list because they have you on theirs? Even if they whine and complain and you never even read their entries?
Why do people take it personally when you don't want to read a book or see a movie that they really like?
Mr. Common Reader acts like I've just killed his puppy whenever he asks me to read something or watch something with him and I don't want to. I don't get this. For one thing, I feel like I've sat through enough examples of his taste to be able to predict that if he really likes something it's probably going to bore me to tears, so I don't understand why he seems to want to bore me. For another, I don't care AT ALL if someone isn't interested in something I like. I don't get it.
Does it ever seem as if the people who came up with words did it with too much of a sense of humor?
To have a fear of long words is to have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia - could you even comprehend what you had without being gripped with terror?
Also people with speech impediments ... did they have to make "impediment" so hard to say?
Any words/names you have always been amused by?
I need songs! Can someone give me songs!
I need to make a mix cd for my boyfriend, to get an idea of some of the stuff he likes, I shall list: Linkin Park, System of a Down, Papa Roach, Blink 182, Staind, some KoRn (the more mellow stuff), Jrock, Foo Fighters, some TaTu, Live, Prozzak, an odd little variety I think. *L* Suggestions?
How do you say, "I Love You"?
Are there actually more words to that "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song? If so, what are they?