|i almost became a mass murderer today
||[Jan. 4th, 2003|11:06 pm]
The Question Club
Imagine you stopped at a red light by a school, and there is a "no turn on red while children are present" sign. Unfortunately, there are hordes of middle school children present. They begin to randomly pelt your beautiful 1964 1/2 orange mustang with small roadside debris (pebbles/twigs). When the light turns green you pull into the intersection to avoid being pelted, but as the light turns yellow, and eventually red, the |
children keep on streaming through the crosswalk. Some deliberately slow down and stare at you as you are blocking oncoming traffic.
How do you respond?
a) lay on the horn
b) make the illegal turn on red as soon as its clear
c) give them a taste of your front bumper
d) rev your V8 engine threateningly
e) hurl obscenities and give them the finger
f) inch forward through the stream of kids until they are forced to let you through
g) write a nasty letter to the school complaining about how the children aren't even educated on how to cross a street properly
h) jump out and kick some middle-school kid butt
i) run them down. ALL OF THEM
j) and of course, other/none of the above