Elle B. See (elbiesee) wrote in thequestionclub,
Elle B. See

1. Ants. Why'd it have to be ants?

2. How the phuq do you get Easter egg dye off your fingers?

3. I'm thinking about auditioning for Deal or No Deal. (You hush; I could do a lot with a cool million.) Should I attempt to attend the "cattle call" audition, or send in a videotape?

1. Little muggafuggas all over the kitchen. I'm staving 'em off with Windex. They hate ammonia.

2. Between the kids at day care and my daughter, I look like the crossbreed spawn of a Smurf and an Oompa-Loompa. Yeek!

3. My fiance says I'm a fool to even consider, but I think if nothing else I'd have fun...
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