2. How the phuq do you get Easter egg dye off your fingers?
3. I'm thinking about auditioning for Deal or No Deal. (You hush; I could do a lot with a cool million.) Should I attempt to attend the "cattle call" audition, or send in a videotape?
1. Little muggafuggas all over the kitchen. I'm staving 'em off with Windex. They hate ammonia.
2. Between the kids at day care and my daughter, I look like the crossbreed spawn of a Smurf and an Oompa-Loompa. Yeek!
3. My fiance says I'm a fool to even consider, but I think if nothing else I'd have fun...