Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Sudan man forced to marry goat because he had sex with it. Odd, that in parts of the old world, you'd pay a dowry in goats to get married, yet here, you pay the dowry to marry the goat.

Who's the winner in this story?

The man. No more having to sneak around, buggering goats. Now he can bugger a goat legally in the privacy of his own home
6(8.0%)
The goat. The fate of most goats is pretty uneventful and tragic, but this goat is like a lottery winner. The goat will be wined and dined and live the glamorous life of a newlywed
5(6.7%)
The former goat owner. He managed to get some sucker to pay a dowry for his stupid livestock. He's laughing his way to the bank
51(68.0%)
Supporters of family values. Doing the right thing and making the interspecies union legal before God shows good morality
4(5.3%)
Beastiality practitioners. This is one step closer to making someone's love for livestock legal
9(12.0%)

Who's the loser in this story?

The man. He had to marry a fucking goat just because he was caught fucking a goat
14(18.7%)
The goat. She's clearly an athiest, yet has to have a religious ceremony
7(9.3%)
The gay community. This marriage is binding, but your weekend wedding in New England isn't
29(38.7%)
Everybody involved
11(14.7%)
God. He just wants people to do the right thing, and next thing he knows, people are using his words to marry goats off to people. He's thinking, "Don't make me the stickler to rules, you sickos"
14(18.7%)

What's the hardest part of having a goat as a spouse?

Goat never raises a hand (or hoof) to do any of the household chores
7(9.3%)
The in-laws. They never say anything. They just eat your food and stare judgingly at you
14(18.7%)
Those looks of shame your family gives you whenever you show up with 'the Mrs/Mr'. They can't even look you in the eyes
30(40.0%)
Your ovine SO isn't housebroken
16(21.3%)
Your 'beloved' keeps eating your favorite clothes
8(10.7%)

What's the best part about having a goat as a spouse?

Free goat's milk whenever I want, and I can make my own goat's milk cheese!
13(17.1%)
S/he never objects to the kinky things I want in the bedroom (if s/he does, I can't understand what it's saying)
7(9.2%)
No need to use birth control
6(7.9%)
If we ever get divorced, I can probably just eat the goat
46(60.5%)
There's never any nagging
4(5.3%)

Moral of the story

Never have sex with a goat in the Sudan
34(44.7%)
'Doing the right thing' isn't just limited to humans. Sometimes it applies to humans and petting zoo buddies
4(5.3%)
Beastiality is A-ok in the Sudan, as long as you put a ring on their hoof first
9(11.8%)
Religion just makes people do weird stuff
20(26.3%)
If he was a decent guy, he's 'make an honest woman' out of the goat before all the goat's friends started thinking she was a barnyard slut. Kids (baby goats) can be so mean
9(11.8%)
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