Don't smile that I'm the one asking this but..
1. Have you ever looked at someone and been truly grateful that you weren't them - and felt bad because they think they're great and have no idea that they are a completely miserable person?
2. How do you know if a potatoe (oh wait, the gods will rage - I meant to say potato.) has gone bad? If it has little eyes sprouting, can you just cut them off?
3. Are you going somewhere for Easter or having people over or neither?