2. Have you/anyone you've ever known been on Oprah? What were you/they on for? Friends of friends and people you went to high school with count.
3. How can I get all the pineapple from my panzerotti out short of ripping the thing open? (I didn't know it was Hawaiian until I bit into it; it was free)
ETA: 4. Do you call this a panzerotti or calzone? Where are you from?